Jet Jaguar vs. Kumonga

As reported by Andrew Smith (Andross)

Jet Jaguar looked at the peculiar creature hurrying towards him. What could it be? Was it friendly?

Kumonga stopped less than 50 feet in front of Jet Jaguar. The robot looked strange. But was it edible? There was only one way to find out. Without a second thought, Kumonga leapt at Jet Jaguar.

Kumonga tackled Jet Jaguar, pinning him to the ground. Before the over-sized robot could react, Kumonga thrust his poisonous stinger into him. Much to Kumonga’s surprise, however, the stinger broke off! Jet Jaguar pushed Kumonga off of him and got to his feet. Kumonga, angry, shot forth a blast of webbing, catching Jet Jaguar off guard. Jet Jaguar batted at the sticky substance, to no avail. Realizing he couldn’t fend off the webbing, Jet Jaguar took flight, rocketing off into the sky. Kumonga looked up at the flying robot, getting angrier by the second. Jet Jaguar did a mid-air flip, and plunged to the ground, feet first, landing on Kumonga. The giant spider was thrust to the ground, his legs sprawling in all directions. Jet Jaguar, still atop Kumonga, bent down and grabbed one of his legs and snapped it in two. Kumonga screeched in pain, and tossed Jet Jaguar off of him. Kumonga got up and jumped at Jet Jaguar, ready to rip him apart. However, while Kumonga was still in mid-air, in one quick move, Jet Jaguar karate-kicked Kumonga in his soft under-belly. Kumonga, stunned, could do nothing as Jet Jaguar picked him up, threw him into the air, and karate-chopped him in the back. Noticing a rock behind him, Jet Jaguar jumped over to it. In a burst of strength, Jet Jaguar picked up the boulder, and tossed in over in Kumonga’s direction. The boulder landed on Kumonga, squashing him like the insect he was.

Satisfied with his victory, Jet Jaguar dusted off his hands, spread his head antennas, and flew off.