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Void Skull
December 23rd, 2005, 04:40 PM
DAY 1
Godzilla: You know, I never wanted to be on this, but then they mentioned the five hundred thousand dollars they'd give me. Then I was interested in the show, it's a place where I can get back my power, you know?
Anguirus: Well, geez. I was just sittin' there trying to come up with another guitar solo when these guys just took me in and said "You want some money?". My whole life I wanted to be a superstar, but you know, smashing my fans' houses isn't just right...
Zila: When I came in, everyone stared at me... Kong started to crack his knuckles, why would... he do... that? But then I met Baragon, yeah, that guy was awesome, I don't think he felt the same way about me though, I mean really, if a painful bite on the leg is his way of showing attention... well, okay then.
Hedorah: Oh yeah baby, dis was da place for me! I just don't tink anyone here knows where I can get a monsta sized cigar! Ya know, der everywheres on monsta island, oh wait... dose were trees. But anyways, I'm da numba one pranksta in the Kaiju house, ya know. I mean, I am REALLY stinky.
Destroyah: Man, that guy... Organ or something... Orga, yeah thats the one. That dude is nasty. He opened his mouth and had some messed up (but gnarly) web mouth, he ate all my flamin hot cheetos in one bite! Wicked, dude!
Orga: What's that director man? Destroyah insulted me?! Hey, Destroyah-face! It's a health condition!
Destroyah: WELL, EXCUSE ME!
Megaguirus: Those guys are drivin me nuts, I cant go back to the asylum... no... no... the voices tell me to stay here... what's that voices? Oh, okay, voices... the voices tell me to stay here, eat more sugar, and invte more monsters here.
Kong: Good god, these people are insane. But maybe that Megaguirus guy can help me convince them that I figured out what E equals...

STAY TUNED FOR DAY 2!

biochemitra
December 23rd, 2005, 04:43 PM
I wonder what megs will say when she finds out kong called her a guy...

Void Skull
December 25th, 2005, 09:14 AM
DAY 2
Megaguirus: The voices... they tell me things...
Godzilla: Yeah, that guy is messed up.
Megaguirus: Oh no... first Kong, and now Godzilla... I'LL HAVE TO EAT YOU...
Kong: You didn't eat me Megs... why do you need to eat Gojira?!
Megaguirus: The voices...
Zila: Geez, this guys are drivin me nuts... wait... no megs... I didn't call YOU a guy... NO! MY FACE!
Everyone but Zila: He He He He...
Kong: Well, there goes the stoopid one...
Godzilla: Wait... how'd you spell stupid wrong if your saying it?!
Kong: OOOOGGGGHHH...
Godzilla: ?
Mothra: Yo peoples... that megaguirus guy tolds me about this place.
Godzilla: Oh no...
STAY TUNED FOR DAY 3!

dphinton2003
December 25th, 2005, 07:59 PM
OMG this is so hilarious. I never have thought about this idea before. I love it.

Void Skull
December 26th, 2005, 03:12 PM
DAY 3
Godzilla: Geez, you know, it's just starting to become a madhouse, Hedora has all ready been sent to jail twice for smuggling monster sized cigars into a hospital.
Hedora: Hey, Godzilla, I did dat becuz da old coots like da cigars...
Kong: Hey guys... Megs got a hold of that sugar cookie...
Mothra: MY SUGAR COOKIE?!
Kong: Yup.
Zila: Yeah, I told her to. According to me, I'm the voices in her head.
Everyone but Zila: I thought you were digested in horrible, burning, green, bone-filled, snotty stomach acid.
Zila: Yeah... I sure was... wait... what?
Kumonga: I'll take care of him.
Zila: Uhh... Kumonga?? What's that on your eggsack?
Kumonga: What? Hey... I'M A DUDE!
Kong: Well, he got away, but he'll run into the window... eventually.
Godzilla: Why?
Kong: We just put windex on it, Hedora had another "accident".
Mechagodzilla: Yeah, that hoser will take off into the window, eh.
Zila: OW! %$#@!!!
Everyone but Zila: And there he goes...
STAY TUNED FOR DAY 4!

Void Skull
December 26th, 2005, 10:40 PM
WALLET BANDIT IN THE KAIJU HOUSE!!!
Godzilla: Dude, I lost my wallet...
Baragon: WHY YOU STARIN AT ME, FOO?! I DIDN'T STEAL ALL OF YOUR WALLETS!
Kong: Baragon... you just said...
Baragon: WHY YOU STARIN AT ME, FOO?! I DIDN'T STEAL ALL OF YOUR WALLETS!
Kong: Who fed him the replay button?
Zila: Mmmmwwwuff guff fllufooo
Mothra: Heh, heh. You look like your toothless, Zila... yay!
Zila: RLWUUUFFFFGHHH???!!!!
Mothra: Hey, now I can go look at Zila's tuna pile, 'cause now he can't call the cops... you know why.
Baragon: Uhh... my throat hurts...
Zila: PWUV FHORS VIT DOVZ!!!
Baragon: I'm gonna go join King Seeser and Mothra...
Hedora: Ha ha ha...
Everyone but Zila: What... OH GOD! HEDORA! THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT! OPEN A WINDOW! *cough* EWWW!!! *weez* OH NO! DEVILED EGGS! HE ATE DEVILED EGGS!!!
Mothra: Hey, Godzilla... I found your wallet... it was in Zila's tuna pile... wait a minute... DEVILED EGGS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Zila: VWATE! VI VIDN'T SPHTEEL PHYOUR VWALLET!
Everyone but Zila: LET'S USE ZILA AS A BATTERING RAM ON ONE OF THE WINDOWS!
Zila: VWATE! VI VIDN'T VOO WENYTANG!
Everyone but Zila: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY TUNED!

mrdang
December 27th, 2005, 12:37 PM
;) ha! way to play off of their attitudes! think of the commerical sponsors; 'flamin' hot cheetos, now in "weapons-grade", or 'rough, scaley, skin? try lubraderm XxL', and everybody loves 'mega-altoids... just because your breath can vaporize a building doesn't mean it should clear the room!'

Void Skull
December 27th, 2005, 01:11 PM
DAY 4
Godzilla: We just finished our brunch, I dont know about that hedora dude though...
Kong: Hey, hedora? Are you okay?
Hedora: Oh no... da meatballs... da deviled eggs... da slim jims... oh no... argghhh...
http://library.thinkquest.org/17940/texts/images/hbomb.jpg
Godzilla: Is everyone okay?
Mothra: No... Zila's dead... I hope...
Manda: According to my calculations, the explosion's origin came from Hedora's gluteus maximus and made a very flammable particle that multiplied into many flammable particles and made an explosion equivalent to an H-bomb, destroying 1.34 miles of the city, there was also a strong stench of meatballs, deviled eggs, and slim jims.
Everyone but Manda and Zila: What?
Manda: AHH! BLAST IT!
Everyone but Manda and Zila: No, really. What did you say?
King Seeser: Hey, Zila survived...
Everyone but Zila: Great...
STAY TUNED FOR DAY 5!

dphinton2003
December 27th, 2005, 01:43 PM
This is so freakin hilarious. Imagine if CBS or Fox (most likely fox) would jump on this idea. It is so funny.

Void Skull
January 1st, 2006, 11:58 AM
we need finale ideas!:)