Best bumper stickers!

[Zardac the Great]

Sigh.

I saw a bumper sticker that summed up my feelings exactly.

"Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time."

Not that I ever had much faith in humanity to begin with...

[Raptor]

PROMOTE WILDLIFE

THROW A PARTY!

[Zigra]

"Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time."

Heh, I had that quote in my signature once:D As for some of my favorites-

"Be nice to me, or I just might develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo!"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"I believe in dragons, elves, good men, and other fairy tale creatures."

"The only problem with Baptists is that they don't hold them under long enough." (My sincerest apologies to any Baptists that may be among us)

[Burkion]

"The bumper sticker you are reading is about to bump you good."

[Zardac the Great]

:laugh:

Never thought that statement would evolve into this...but

"I poke Badgers with Spoons." Don't really understand it, but it's so random as to be cool.

"Republicans for Voldemort" Yes...I am a Republican. Fear me.:evilglow: But it was still funny.

"I'm in the World Domination business, not the Bling-Bling business."

[Saruman]

"To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

"Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die."

"A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

[Raptor]

Forgot about this one:

BORN AGAIN PAGAN

You can probably pick up the best ones at a sci-fi/literary con! :laugh:

[Cyndi]

"Stop honking! I'm pedaling as fast as I can!"

"I AM NOT INFANTILE....you stinkybutt poophead." (actually I have this sticker sitting on my desk where I can see it, haven't found anything to put it on yet.)

"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those that can't."

"If you get any closer I'll put a booger on your windshield!"

"HANG UP AND DRIVE!"

[Mecha-Rodan]

"The Lottery: A tax on people who can't do math." :cool:

[Cole Deschain]

"All of the parts falling off of this car are of the finest British manufacture."

"Earth First: We'll Destroy The Other Planets Later"

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be having a good time."

[Solar_Behemoth]

"Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time."


I'm definitely going to buy that and put it on my car.

[godzy]

"Screw you all"

Seriously, I saw that once.:laugh:

[Raptor]

YES this is my truck
NO I will NOT help you move! :p

[godofPH]

:laugh: "Republicans for Voldemort" Yes...I am a Republican. Fear me.:evilglow: But it was still funny.

That is going on my car as soon as I can afford one...

And a few of my favorites

"As a former fetus, I oppose abortion." (Anyone who talks to me on IM knows my views on that subject)

"Chevrolet- Cheap, hardly Efficient, virtually runs on luck every time."

"Dyslexics are teople poo."

"My other car is a GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR." (Doesn't exist, but I'll get a custom one with that saying for my car...)

"I swerve and hit people at random."

"Caution: Aspie at the Wheel. May stim and drive uncontrollably without warning." (Just one I thought of)

"Magneto was right."

[Cyndi]

"Caution: Aspie at the Wheel. May stim and drive uncontrollably without warning."

AHAHAHA!

That's just as good as someone who lives with a blind person having a sticker that says "DRIVER READS BRAILLE"

[Zardac the Great]

"My other car is a GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR."

Woot! I want one!:laugh:


Keep honking...I'm reloading

[Cole Deschain]

"Have you Flogged Your Crew Today?"

"So many pedestrians, so little time."

"If you aren't outraged, you aren't paying attention."

[Mecha-Rodan]

"Earth First: We'll Destroy The Other Planets Later"

"Dyslexics are teople poo."

:darklord:

"I don't have an attitude, I'm just right."

"When I die, I want to do it like my Grandfather; peacefully, in his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming, like the passengers in his car..." (Found this on some website a while ago, and I'll probably get it custom made soon).