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Scorpion13mk2
October 7th, 2006, 08:32 AM
Uber-Jason

vs

The Sith (Movie versions and powers only)
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Darth Vader
Darth Maul
Count Dooku

Can evil scrouge of the galaxy destroy the evil that is Jason? Fight takes place in an arena that nobody can leave.

Who takes it?
Orga777
October 7th, 2006, 11:55 AM
General Grievous alone is enough to take out any Jason. Seriously lightsaber proof armor (except the joints...) and four lightsabers? Even Jason will be taken out of a fight rather quickly. He will come back later probably, but he won't be able to fight when he is sliced to bits.

And if he doesn't count as a Sith... well the rest will just rip him apart even worse. ESPECIALLY Dooku and Vader.
Burkion
October 7th, 2006, 05:10 PM
Vader moves slower then Jason.

The only way I see them winning, which is likely, is via lightsabering him into submission. Though lord knows he'll be back on his feet later on.

Their other weapons won't work, at all.

Lightning? The stuff STRENGTHEN'S Jason.

Force Choke? ...yeah. Right.

Force Shove? Like THAT'LL work.

So, really, the only thing I can see working is the lightsabers.
Scorpion13mk2
October 7th, 2006, 05:22 PM
They could Force Grab Jason's machete out of his hand.
Burkion
October 7th, 2006, 05:37 PM
This is Uber Jason.

The guy who could rip through titainum like it was tinfoil, with his BARE HANDS.

He doesn't need a machete.
Zigra
October 8th, 2006, 08:05 PM
Dude, unless Uber-Jason has gained some immunity to telekinesis that normal-Jason didn't have, the Sith will have a field day with him. They can just throw him through the air like a rag doll, and he won't be able to do anything about it.
Burkion
October 8th, 2006, 08:10 PM
They can throw him all they like; won't do a damn thing to him.

The dude survived a trip through the atmosphere. The only thing that's going to hurt him are the lightsabers, which will give the Sith the win.

Without them, it's only a matter of time before the last Sith falls.
Zigra
October 8th, 2006, 08:50 PM
You don't get it, do you? With their telekinetic ablities, they can do whatever the hell they want with him, and he can't do a thing to fight back. Even at a signifigant amount of distance. That they have their lightsabers is just an added bonus.
godofPH
October 9th, 2006, 04:42 PM
Saying that all the Sith got on Jason is the lightsabers, eh?

What if they use the Force to hack him apart with their sabers from afar?

Ha! The Force can do something to him :p
Burkion
October 9th, 2006, 05:02 PM
Nah. The lightsabers are doing all the work.