King Kong '75 vs Konga

[Alien-G]

Rules-Both are the size of '75 Kong, no special powers
Arena-New York City

Now no one has seen Konga fight, in fact, when he died, he just stood there and waved his arms around as he was shot to death, but he could do better against another monster. King Kong on the other hand has some experience with fighting. Who do you guys think is gunna win?

[Husnock]

Konga is slow and stupid.  I wasn't impressed at all by the British mutant chimp.  Geez, and they call us fat, slow, and stupid... http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nonono2.gif

[Alien-G]

Yeah really, how is it that a chimp turns into a gorilla??? The movie itself was ok, but whoever made it must've been more used to making films with more acting than giant monster action.

[Husnock]

Quote[/b] (Alien-G @ April 15 2004,22:54)]Yeah really, how is it that a chimp turns into a gorilla??? The movie itself was ok, but whoever made it must've been more used to making films with more acting than giant monster action.
And sadly yet ironically, all the acting they "focused on" more than the "Kaiju" action (I really can't bring myself to call that matty piece of s**t an actual Kaiju.  It's demeaning) still sucked horribly. http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Alien-G]

It's actually been a long time since I saw the film, I mainly remember a very strange looking apeman choking people to death, the chimp (Which I don't understand how it turned into a gorilla, sure it could grow, but that doesn't explain it turning into a gorilla), and the boring scene where they repeatidly showed Konga getting shot up by the military.

[Husnock]

Quote[/b] (Alien-G @ April 15 2004,22:59)]and the boring scene where they repeatidly showed Konga getting shot up by the military.
Ah yes, I remember that scene.  You mean the one where the guy in the gorilla costume carrying around that stupid-looking "doll" of the professor walks across a bunch of superimposed pictures of buildings and cityscapes in London?  That was so awful it was actually funny.  I was in tears. http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/intears.gif

[Alien-G]

How stupid can one ape be to not even try to run away or fight back, I really need to see it again.

[kent]

Kong wins, no sweat. I remember watching like the middle of the film til the end. The movie was pretty awful. It was cheesey and was just ridiculous. http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Melkor]

It's been said, Kong will beat this pathetic impersonator into a pulp. Konga never really impressed me, he seemed too slow and dimwitted [ not to mention retarded ] for my liking. While the movie this Kong hails from is not exactly the best, 'Konga' is even more abyssmal. Kong wins by a mile.



Peace,



Melkor



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[GBandit]

Kong wins, Konga stood there while they riddled him with bullets and did nothing, he is a weak rip off of Kong, A*P*E* gets more respect than Konga

[Alien-G]

Isn't A*P*E* smaller than Konga and King Kong?

[Solar_Behemoth]

<font color='#FF0000'>#### YOU KONGA! I HATE THAT STUPID ####!!!!

The stupid ####, or I mean stupid ape, is slaughtered by the mighty 1976 King Kong.

[Solar_Behemoth]

Quote[/b] (Husnock @ April 15 2004,23:02)]Ah yes, I remember that scene. *You mean the one where the guy in the gorilla costume carrying around that stupid-looking &quot;doll&quot; of the professor walks across a bunch of superimposed pictures of buildings and cityscapes in London? *That was so awful it was actually funny. *I was in tears. http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/intears.gif
<font color='#FF0000'>I was in tears too! The scene was so funny! And sadly, it was the best scene in the film besides the hilarious part when the old scientist tried to rape that young lady!

All that damn Konga did when he kept getting shot at by the military was stand there and roar... stand there and roar.... and it when on forever. WORST KAIJU FILM EVER! &nbsp;

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[Scorpion13mk2]

Umm, isnt Konga a girl? If so, we could have a WHOLE nother fight in &nbsp;store for us.....

Personally I just dont think that London could survive that kind of love...

[Husnock]

Quote[/b] (Scorpion13 @ April 16 2004,21:19)]Umm, isnt Konga a girl? If so, we could have a WHOLE nother fight in *store for us.....

Personally I just dont think that London could survive that kind of love...
God... &nbsp;No... &nbsp;Memories... of... Gargantas... versus... 50-Foot Woman... fight... seeping... back... in! &nbsp;N-N-NO! &nbsp;NO! &nbsp;STOP! &nbsp;STOP! &nbsp;STOP!!! &nbsp;AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[Scorpion13mk2]

I dont think two gorillas doing the nasty is as messed up as a woman being double teamed by two sasquatches.




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Im getting banned, aint I?

[Solar_Behemoth]

Quote[/b] (Husnock @ April 16 2004,22:02)]Quote[/b] (Scorpion13 @ April 16 2004,21:19)]Umm, isnt Konga a girl? If so, we could have a WHOLE nother fight in *store for us.....

Personally I just dont think that London could survive that kind of love...
God... *No... *Memories... of... Gargantas... versus... 50-Foot Woman... fight... seeping... back... in! *N-N-NO! *NO! *STOP! *STOP! *STOP!!! *AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
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All right! It is time for another male-female humanoid kaiju fun-fest!!!! Maybe Mighty Joe Young and Queen Kong could join the fun too! Wild monkey love!!!!!

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[Solar_Behemoth]

<font color='#FF0000'>WHAT THE &nbsp;####? WHO THE #### JUST VOTED FOR THAT #### #######, ##### biting ape Konga??????

ARGHHHHHH! I HATE KONGA!

[Alien-G]

who voted for Konga

[Husnock]

Ever notice how, in every poll, no matter how one-sided a match may seem/truely is, someone always votes for the clear losers at least once or twice? http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eyebrow.gif