Top 90 signs you don't want to buy this house

[Raptor]

Might as well add to the LIST (http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=2206):

91. You have to cross a picket line from the back to get inside

[SuperXAsh]

Some were pretty damn funny, the others were just "meh."

92. The Realtor won't tell you why the previous owners just suddenly up and left.

93. The yard is dotted with the the corpses of dead birds and rodents.

[Zardac the Great]

They have many funny lists, apparently. I found this on their site:

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