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Cole Deschain
June 26th, 2008, 08:59 PM
All right.

So, for the past week or two, I've had an odd, hard protrusion in my right wrist. I think it might be a dislocated bone after it steadfastly refuses to go away.

So, I go to see a doctor.

He and his intern look at it, and figure it's just a cyst. An x-ray later and it's confirmed.

At this point,t he Doc says, "Well, there's three options."

Option one is to ignore it and hope it goes away on its own. As I do physical work, that's not an option.
Option two is surgery. Which means another doctor's appointment and a highly visible scar on my wrist.

And then we come to option three.

Bend my wrist so the cyst bulges out the farthest it can, and SMACK it with something hard in an effort to break it.

So we go with option three.

The doc comes in with a leatherbound book from the nurse's station, I push that nasty little lump out, and the doc gives me both barrels.

It works.

That thing busts and I can feel the crap spurt inside of my wrist.

I'm healed.

The intern's staring goggle-eyed, and goes, "I've never seen THAT done before."

Me?

I shake the Doc's hand and head for the door.

Because that's MY kind of medicine.

Orga777
June 26th, 2008, 09:06 PM
Well.... Thanks for sharing Cole......<.<
:look:

Cole Deschain
June 26th, 2008, 09:31 PM
I have decided that blunt-force trauam is going to be how I handle ALL of my medical problems from here on in. ;)

Tokyo VigilanteX
June 26th, 2008, 09:44 PM
I think we should form a Taskforce that, in case Cole ever develops Cancer, will just punch him healthy.

Gorjirus
June 26th, 2008, 09:46 PM
Cole...

That's an AWESOME story. Kudos to you.

Orga777
June 26th, 2008, 09:48 PM
I think we should form a Taskforce that, in case Cole ever develops Cancer, will just punch him healthy.

I will bring the bats. :p

Cole Deschain
June 26th, 2008, 10:01 PM
You'd need soemthing a mite bigger, Orga. ;)

Showa Godzilla
June 26th, 2008, 10:40 PM
lol, great story Cole :laugh:.

MirrenDono
June 26th, 2008, 10:47 PM
That was actually a clip on America's Funniest Home Videos once, I've known about that treatment for some time.

Never knew anyone that actually did it, though.

Hybrid Gojira
June 27th, 2008, 12:36 AM
Is there any chance we could use this treatment to stamp out the morons in this world?

You know, smack the stupidity out of 'em?

Mecha74
June 27th, 2008, 04:29 AM
That is priceless.:cool:

I think we should form a Taskforce that, in case Cole ever develops Cancer, will just punch him healthy.

Quoted for omnipotent hilarity.:laugh:


Is there any chance we could use this treatment to stamp out the morons in this world?

You know, smack the stupidity out of 'em?


Nah, if at all possible it would just make them dumber.

Dr. Strangelove
June 27th, 2008, 10:24 AM
Is there any chance we could use this treatment to stamp out the morons in this world?

You know, smack the stupidity out of 'em?

I've been suggesting that sort of treatment for years, but I keep on getting told "That's not nice" or "Mentally retarded have rights too".



No they don't.

Raptor
June 28th, 2008, 01:19 AM
The "treatment" for stupidity you're referring to is probably WHACK-A-MOLE.
Pushing sterilization as "preventing birth defects" won't fly either. :p