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May 14th, 2009, 09:51 PM
--Channel 54: All the news you'll ever need to avoid inevitable destruction--
"This is Steve Martin reporting in at the...at the...*sigh* grand opening at the Monsterland theme park. This is a momentous occasion--apparently--calling for coverage from one of the most skilled journalists on Earth. Behind me stands the fruits of many years of hard labor by Retrorperated inc."
Behind Mr. Martin one could indeed see the glistening towers of the Monsterland theme park. The mothra monorail sped by, leading towards the Gigan space-coaster, surrounded by matango-themed food stands. Everything was monster-themed, everything was a ride, everything was covered with the Retrorperated logo.
"Now then, at this grand opening, we can see the first proud entrants to this wacky wild," Mr. Martin was handed a check from off-screen upon saying those two words, "theme park. Oh! Here's the Xian ambassador and his council! Sir, may we have a word?"
The Xians took one look at Mr. Martin and quickly marched off, entering the park before they could be put in microphone range.
"Ah, apparently they're busy. Oh, here comes the youngest of the Retrorperated board of Directors! He's the...*sigh*...the one with the cat ears. Let's see if we can get a word from him."
*Beneath Expoland (in construction), the Moon*
"...if we can get a word from--" the report was cut off when a shoe struck the tv screen and knocked it off the stand.
"THOSE BLOODY SNITTERS!" Seer marched angrily across his high-tech underground office before putting his shoe back on. "HOW DARE THEY OPEN MONSTERLAND BEFORE EXPOLAND OPENS? THEY'LL CUT OFF ALL OUR REVENUE!"
He made a quick turn, mood suddenly changing to a more calm state. "Of course, Expoland is simply a money-getting front for our true operations, but it's still insulting. News 54 is also totally biased. News 84, that's the way to go. Anyways, I'll just have to make sure that park gets destroyed when our--"
Seer paused mid-step, freezing entirely. "What...if...they're trying to do that TOO? We'll have to move our timetable up entirely!"
He rushed to the intercom on his desk, and slammed down on it. But before he could yell out his orders, a voice came out from it. "Neos Incorporated, how may I help you?"
"Uh, you know you don't need to say that over the intercom. It's me, Seer. You know, you're boss."
"Yessir. How may I help you?"
"No, seriously, I don't understand why you keep doing that. How do you always know when I'm about to give you an order anyways?"
"Yessir. How may I help you?"
"You know, I'm not sure you'd even pass the Turing Test."
"Yessir. How may I help you?"
"Oh right, um...YES! GET ME MY MINION!"
"Which minion, sir?"
"You know, that one that's not 'officially' associated with the company. The one who's in charge of our 'secret' operations when I'm not doing it myself. What's his name? Orthogonal...orbies...uh...yknow what? Let's just call him wiggles. GET ME WIGGLES!"
May 14th, 2009, 10:26 PM
Toki Ferak walked up to Steve MArin and stopped infront of him and the camera.His squad (About 7) of young,female, Japanese groupies stood close behind him, smiling.Each one was wearing a different souvenier shirt with very well done , and beautiful, drawings of the Kaiju Drawn on them.One even had a Flight mode Hedorah cap on on.Toki smiled at the camera and Mr.Martin.
"Konnichiwa,Mr. Steve!!And Konnichiwa to everbody watching at home and on the internets, yay!Welcome to Monsterland, where you have 2000% higher chance of Not getting eaten than at Jurrasic Park."
Toki laughed, and so did his squad.
"But,no, seriously, Welcome!Do you have any questions, Mr. Steve?"
May 16th, 2009, 06:41 PM
"I don't CARE what you have to do to get here, just GET here! The Commander General isn't one to tolerate insolence, especially when paying such a heafty sum to a vagabond mercenary!"
"Do you think I give a ****?"
"Orcen-0909, just get here. The Commander wants to push his plans ahead, and in order for that to happen, he needs you for whatever reason... and I don't want your excuses!"
"Yes you will get paid damn it! Just hurry your *** up!"
After slaming the reciever down, Orga777 pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a annoyed sigh. "Damn mercenaries... I don't know why the Commander needs to higher thugs like them..." He then glanced at the screen in front of him showing the opening of Monsterland. He put on his trench coat and grabbed his sword and gun and placed them at his side. "Ah well, it is almost time..." Orga777 then walked out of his chamber.
May 16th, 2009, 07:38 PM
Orc slammed his fist on a large button on his ship's control panel labeled "LR COM". He almost jumped back in his seat as steam poured from the control panel and his ship creaked in agony. It was just as he had told the hardheaded human. He needed time to repair his ship on this god forsaken planet with soil that matched his crimson armor.
Orc let out a sigh. That was the last time he bought a ship from those damned fishheaded creatures. This piece of junk was a ticking timebomb, and now it threatened to fall apart when he needed it the most. Orc powered the rusted vessel up. With a jerk it launched from the red soil and through the planet's thin atmosphere. The ship felt as if its power core would blow up at any second and tear its green skinned pilot apart. Luckily for the alien named for his own species, he wasn't far from his destination.
Closing in on the grey satellite which these humans named the Moon, Orc let out a sigh of relief. However, as he approached the entrance crater that would let him into the base inside, he heard a large BOOM! He could see fire through a porthole on the side of his ship, and realized that one of the jets must have just exploded. His ship was rocketed toward the crater as the lights inside his ship faded. He hurdled toward the moon crater without power.
Orc braced for impact as his ship crashed through the crater hatch and then slammed onto the landing pad of the underground base. Sparks flew and flame flared as his ship slid and then rolled over onto its side. Orc kicked the emergency hatch open on the side of the smoking ship and walked out, cursing to himself before noticing a group of Neos who had been awaiting his arrival. "Greetings"
May 16th, 2009, 08:07 PM
At the monsterland opening
Mr. Martin turned to Toki, doing his best to keep his eyes from rolling. "Ah yes, Mr. Ferak, nice to meet you. First of all, would you like to address the allegations of copyright infringement, child labor abuse, extortion, corruption, murder, kidnapping, um," Martin took a moment to check a piece of paper he had with him, "and, I quote, 'comic-book level supervillainery,' all sourced from Neos Incorporated?"
At the moon
As Orga exited his chambers, he was picked up by two Neos goons and led down the hallways to Seer. Seer himself was walking briskly towards the rocket pad, putting on a suit as he walked. At the current moment he had one sleeve of a jacket on and was in the midst of putting his tie on. He turned and waved upon seeing Orga.
"Oh, hey there Wiggles!" He grabbed Orga by the arm before the man had time to respond to his latest nickname, and pulled him along with him. "Ok, the Retros are up to something sneaky. We gotta get that ready for action. So I gotta go and pick up that little space baby our probes picked up. No time to wait for them to make sure it'll behave. You get to our genetic lab and see if our little golden boy is ready. If the middle head isn't complete, just lop it off and replace it with a mechanical one. I'd do it myself but I gotta make a press statement before I go."
He finished his explanation and patted Orga on the head, despite Orga being noticeably taller than he was. "And deal with whatever snitter crashed here. Daddy's gotta go to work."
May 16th, 2009, 08:17 PM
A figure stood, his silhoutte cast in the dull glow from the screens he was watching.
His hair was messy from lack of sleep and overwork.
Right now his features were drawn into a glare as the screens showed NekoBaka flaunting with the media. His hand patted his side arm, as he switched his line of sight with another screen, this one showing the moon. They couldn't get too close to the Neos HQ, but this was good enough.
Burkion, leader of the Anti Kaiju Defense force of Monsterland, wondered idly how long the raving, roving, rumbling rastafarian was more then likely up to no good. Or insulting his insipid, moronic, and slow witted assistant. Whichever that was at the moment.
He tended to go through a lot of them.
His eyes flicked back over another spot, of the mech Jet Jaguar being outfitted for battle.
And he waited. Something was coming.
May 16th, 2009, 08:37 PM
A stray Destron kaijin, hoping to revive the defunct evil organization, suddenly realized what he had gotten himself into. He had hopes of reviving that lost empire, but these plans went too far over his head, especially since he had grabbed the attention of the one man who had single-handedly brought it down in the first place: Kamen Rider V3.
"Your ilk should never have tried to destroy Earth in the first place!" V3 shouted. "And now, you think that you can try again, knowing that this world's protector is still in business?" The kaijin went into a panicked frenzy, hoping to think of some way to stop this cyborg bug-looking hero before the worst would happen, but it was too late.
"V3 Return Kick!" V3 shouted as he jumped into the air, kicked the kaijin, then sprung off the kaijin's body and into it again with another kick. This was V3's signature finishing attack, and no mere grunt kaijin could survive. The kaijin howled in pain, and then exploded. RadoGoji took off his V3 helmet, happy at another job well done at preventing Destron's rise yet again.
"Man," said Rado as he walked back to the Hurricane, his motorcycle. "The only thing left for a hero like me is to pick up the stray pieces. Though I am glad the earth is safe from Destron, people seem to have forgotten my deeds already. There was a time where you couldn't go anywhere without hearing my name, but now..." he sighed as he mounted his bike to head home. "I feel so... unimportant now." He shrugged his shoulders. "Oh well, may as well go to that new amusement park."
May 16th, 2009, 09:36 PM
At the monsterland opening
Mr. Martin turned to Toki, doing his best to keep his eyes from rolling. "Ah yes, Mr. Ferak, nice to meet you. First of all, would you like to address the allegations of copyright infringement, child labor abuse, extortion, corruption, murder, kidnapping, um," Martin took a moment to check a piece of paper he had with him, "and, I quote, 'comic-book level supervillainery,' all sourced from Neos Incorporated?"
"Well, Mr. Steve,Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully, and families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family, but Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.There's an old saying in Osaka — I know it's on Black Hole Planet Number 3, probably in Osaka — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
What The Hell did I just say?Oh.Well, The only thing they were Right about is the comic book thingy.Turns out that Doctor Doom can only contruct death rays and robots...and apparently not Roller Coasters.We fixed that though.And to our "friends" at Neos Incorporated I have this to say:
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN GOJIMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER?!"
Toki smiled, happy with his Semi-Coherent Speech.
May 17th, 2009, 10:03 AM
Orga777 walked down towards the genetic lab 'I wish he wouldn't think up a new nick-name every damn day... seriously.... Wiggles?' he thought as he opened the doors with a sigh. "How is the progress?"
The head researcher nearly jumped out of his skin in surprise from the voice. "Umm... we are almost done calibrating the-" The researcher started, but was cut off.
"No matter. The Commander wants this ready. NOW. Replace the Middle Head with one of the mechanical ones that were made. I have an another... 'appointment' to keep." saying the last part with a sneer.
"But-" The researcher started.
"You do know what happens when the Commander isn't satisfied. We are still finding pieces to pick up of the last researcher that got splattered across the room." Orga said with a bored look on his face and a shrug.
The researcher seemed to pale at that. "R-right away... s-sir..."
Orga left the room and waited near the entrance of the Moon Base. In walked Orcen and the Neo Guard who were escourting him. The three guards stood at attention. "Sir, Orcen-0909 has arrived." one of them said.
"Ah. You are dismissed." the guards left Orcen and Orga to glare at each other.
May 17th, 2009, 03:02 PM
At the moon
Seer finally got his suit fully on when he reached the hanger. There was already a camera crew stationed there, setting up a backdrop for his public statement. It was a heavenly background, with angel wings painted in, such that if Seer stood in a specific spot, we would appear to be a magnificent angel speaking from heavens. "Classy. I like it. Right, let's do this thing."
Steve Martin stood, utterly speechless at Toki's speech. "Well....Mr. Ferak....uh....hold on a moment," he held his hand up to his ear. "We're getting word that the CEO of Neos Incorporated is making a speech. We'll switch to that for a moment, if you don't mind."
At the moon
Seer stood in his designated spot, letting the angel wings do their thing to his image. "Hello, people of Earth. I am Seer, CEO of Neos Incorporated, and lover of kittens." To punctuate this last bit, he held a small, adorable, purring kitten in his hands. "I'm speaking to you today because I am concerned. You see, we at Neos Incorporated, lovers of peace and harmony and safety, could not help but be suspicious of Retroperated's newest creation."
The view of him was cut off for a moment for a short clip of various people, implied to be working for Neos, doing community service. Seer was then put back on the air, still wearing his best concerned face. "So, to make sure of your safety, we secretly sent safety inspectors to the park. And we're sad to state that every ride--um, hold on, gotta be entirely honest--every ride short of the Baragon teacups ride has been found to be grossly in violation of safety regulations. We urge Retrorperated to close the park down until it brings its ride up to standards. Until then, we cannot in good conscience allow people to go misinformed about the state of the park. Thank you."
Seer stood in place until the light on the camera went off. Then he gently handed off the kitten (he wasn't lying about that part), went to the camera and made sure it was turned off himself. Then, still not uttering a word, he took a crowbar and smashed the camera into pieces. Then set it on fire. Then silently waited 15 seconds. It was a habit he had developed to make sure he would never accidentally speak when the camera was still running.
With the 15 seconds up, Seer began tearing off his suit. "Gotta love this suit, you know." Years earlier, Seer had had the suit legally declared as a disclaimer, so he was legally allowed to say just about anything when he had that suit on. "They have Baragon tea cups? Really? Lame." He donned a more high-tech looking suit and entered the Neos' iconic ship--looking like a very scaled up Super X III--and commanded the crew to lift off. "We're gonna go greet a queen, so be on your best behavior, boys!"
With Seer's short speech finished, Martin and Toki were put back on air again. "Mr. Ferak, do you have a response to his accusations?"
May 17th, 2009, 05:28 PM
"Yes, Indeed I do:
KISS MY ***, SEER!"
Toki looked to one of the girls in his squad and whispered in her ears.He was smart enought to know Something suspicious was going down.She nodded and ran toward Retroperated HQ in the park.Toki looked to Steve, confidently.
"I can assure everyone this place is safe.Safer than that adorable kitty Seer doubtlessly dismemeber after the cameras stopped running.AND THAT OFFENDS ME.Is going to come after my adorable kitty ears?"
Toki's ears twitched as he looked into the camera, feigning fear.
May 18th, 2009, 06:27 PM
Orc's hand moved toward one of the knives on his belt, he was not too happy frm their recent conversation. But he thought better of it an relaxed his hand. "Hello......Orga. Where is this Commander who needed my presence so urgently?" he scoffed, "I wouldn't want to keep him waiting."
May 18th, 2009, 06:38 PM
Again, Toki's response had baffled Martin. "Well, Mr. Ferak, that's certainly a...passionate response, and I'm--oh, what's this?" His hand went to his ear again. "It seems we have another response from Neos Incorporated."
The tv cut away to show the kitten, lying happily on a pillow, with a live TV show in the background for proof that this kitten was indeed still alive. The sound of Seer's voice played. "As you can see, this kitten is still alive. His name is Kip. I was there when his mother gave birth to him. My love of cats is well-known. Anything that fox-eared fiend says is a lie. Speaking of which..."
The view of the cat cut off, so Mr. Martin and Toki were back on air again. And with them was a lawyer, who was serving Toki with a slander lawsuit.
At the Super X III
Seer chuckled to himself. "Well, that went well. Those Retros tangled with me and got a lawsuit on their hand. Good, good." The ship was already on its way to the item slowly being dragged across the solar system by the probes. It would be quite the helpful agent for the Neos' goals.
"I hope Wiggles won't blow up the place while I'm gone, though..."
May 18th, 2009, 06:38 PM
Orga relaxed his hand on his sword just as Orcen relaxed his hand, but not trusting a mercenary, kept the hand on the hilt of the sword just in case.
"The Commander General had urgent business to attend to. He will be back soon." Orga777 said emotionlessly. "I will show you to your quarters where you can relax till the Commander returns. Oh, and I hope for your sake you are well behaved." he said with a smirk. He then turned around and started walking down the hall.
Orcen stood there for a minute before following. 'What an ***...' he thought to himself.
May 18th, 2009, 07:02 PM
Burkion's annoyance with the NekoBaka couldn't have exceeded what he currently felt.
Or so he hoped.
But it wasn't his problem. Retroland or whatever the idiot called it was merely a front for the true purpose.
He looked down at the red metal 'sun glasses' in his hand, with the other holding a remote control.
Movement was dectected from the Neos base-and a large silicone based life form was said to be approaching fast.
It would be interesting to see if the program worked.
May 18th, 2009, 07:45 PM
Toki began to twitch at the mention of the phrase "Fox-Eared".By the time the the lawyer appeared he was shaking with rage.
"FOX EARED?!!! THAT NO GODD LYING SON OF A- WHY I OUGHTA, GRAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Toki's squad took notice of his out burst and the shortest member, who was also wearing thick glasses snuck of behind Toki with a bag of catnip, which she used as a chloroform handkercheif.Toki's eyes rolled into the back of his head and was dragged away by the rest of the squad toward HQ.The remaining Girl glared at the lawyer before using what appeared to be a vulcan nerve pinch to sedate him as she dragged him toward the Mothra Bumper Karts and strapped him into one.
She ran back to Steve Martin and looked at him.
"No more questions for now Mr. Martin.Enjoy The Park!!!"
She then ran in the direction the other 5 girls dragged Toki.
May 18th, 2009, 09:42 PM
In short order, the Super X III had reached its destination. Floating in space, surrounded by a plethora of containment probes (specially made, after the first few were entirely devoured), was a gigantic silicone being. And despite all the preparations made for this meeting, when the two glowing blue eyes turned to the ship, Seer couldn't help but look to the pilot for reassurance. "Sir, if this ship weren't properly conditioned for electromagnetic interference, we'd be dead by now." When this didn't seem to assuage Seer's fears, the pilot added "We've similarly updated your suit."
In a moments time, Seer had exited the ship and was floating towards the enormous beast. The suit that contained him was reminiscent of samurai armor, with a gleaming metal helmet whose shape was more due to Seer's ascetic interests than actual use.
He held out his two hands and spoke to the kaiju, his speech enhanced by speakers despite the fact that the sound would not travel through space. "Hello your highness, your majesty, your grace. I am but a humble warlord come to enlist your aid in a war for dominance of our meek planet. But enough of the pleasantries. Let us...talk."
A few moments later...
Seer moved away from Legion, giving the command for the probes to release her as he went. He returned to the Super X III, which headed back to the moon base. Legion, meanwhile, changed course to a specific point on Earth. An entirely uninhabited section of the ocean, but one not too far away from the theme park known as Monsterland.
May 19th, 2009, 04:12 PM
Orcen settled into the small room that Orga indicated was his quarters. It was a rather small square room with grey walls, a bed, a TV, another door (presumably to bathroom), and a strange picture of a man with pale skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes. Orcen looked at the eerie picture that seemed to follow him with its eyes. "Welcome to Expoland, enjoy your stay!" a sudden voice came from the picture. Orcen jumped back in shock, but quickly realized it was of no threat. Narrowing his eyes, he stared for a while longer at the picture. He grabbed the edges of the picture and ripped it off the wall, ripping off a small speaker behind it and creating a hole in the wall.
Orcen shrugged at the damage, nothing they couldn't fix. Grabbing the remote off one of the pillows, he layed himself down on the bed and turned on the TV. Minutes later, a loud snoring sound could be heard outside the door to this room with slight jingle of a Monsterland commercial buzzing in the background.
May 19th, 2009, 08:30 PM
Meanwhile, in Toki's office at Retro HQ, the resident cat man had finally woken up from his..... cat nap!((:darklord:)).
"Huh? What Happened?! Oh..wait now I remember.QUICK! TO THE CATCAVE!!"
Toki got up out of his office chair and walked over to a bust of Adam West as Batman, flipping the head up and pressing the button it revealed. A section of wall behind it moved to reveal afireman's pole, which Toki Promptly slid down.Several minutes of sliding later, Toki reached the hidden underground Retro base/ research facility/storage facility/ Hangar.Several troops/ scientist greted him as he walked through the base.He eventually reached the observations panel where a soilder was sitting, watching the monitors, radar,radio signals, amongst other devices.
"What do you have to report, Corpral?"
"Mr. Ferak, it appears your hunch may have been correct.Sattelites have been indicating a lot of suspicious activity around the moon.And, a verly large, silicon based lifeform heading toward earth...."
"May Megalon Help us all....
Ready all defense systems!Put Mechagodzilla on Launch Ready stsatus...Keep our other "toy" on launch ready status, too."
"But it has no pilot, sir!"
"We'll have to find one then...."
May 19th, 2009, 09:01 PM
It was not long before Seer arrived back at the moon base. Technology these days is a wonderful thing. Orc's ship had not been fully cleared from the landing pad by this point, so Seer had it melted to slag with some of the ships heat weapons. That made a flat enough space to land on.
Seer exited the ship, jumping down from the ramp with a flourish. "The mission was a complete success yes I'm awesome!" He grabbed an attendant, twirled her around him, then danced off. "Oh what a wonderful woman I did meet! Such incredible things...my, I could wipe out all life on the planet with her! Is this what love feels like?"
Exiting the landing pad and moving towards Orga's quarters. "Oh, and tell that landlubber of a mercenary to meet me at Wiggle's office. I've got orders to give!"
May 19th, 2009, 10:56 PM
Burkion appeared behind the Cat Eared One.
"Hello NekoBaka. I see you've noticed that we have ourselves a war going on. You just pilot your Mech and listen to orders, soldier," he said, gruffly, as he pushed passed the younger man, a scowl permnately etched into his face, as he approached the consoles.
"Attack Group A, Beta, Gemma, and Dicah? READY! Good. The Neos will be trying something soon enough."
May 19th, 2009, 11:50 PM
Orga777 watched as the Commander General of the Neos barged into his quarters. "Ah, Commander, welcome back." Orga777 said as he got up from his medatative posistion.
"No time Wiggles! We have stuff to do, once the Landlubber gets here, we can begin!" Seer said rather too happily really...
"Ahh... I see..."
May 20th, 2009, 07:28 PM
Toki walked out of the room toward Mechagodzilla's launch area, grumbling.He didnt like being called "CatMoron" very much at all, despite how simple he knew his brain was....
May 20th, 2009, 11:10 PM
Orc awoke to a Neo guard knocking on his door, "Sir Orcen-0909, the Commander General requires your presence in Wig- er, I mean Orga's office."
"Alright" replied the Chief Mercenary, "Oh, and call me Orc." As he spoke he quicky grabbed his helmet from besides his bed and walked out to follow the guard. As he entered Orga's office (It was rather....underwhelming for such a high ranking human) his eyes fell upon a familiar sight. He was only slightly surprised to realize that the other human, one he assumed could only be the Commander General himself, was the same person from the creepy talking portrait. "Hello....Commander General Seer is it? It is an honor to finally meet someone so highly regarded as yourself", Orc said, knowing he could never be too nice to the one who would be paying him.
May 21st, 2009, 08:15 PM
Seer turned to see Orc and greeted him with a grin. "Ah! There's the landlubber! How's it going--I destroyed your ship, by the way, it was in my way--say, have you ever been in love?--of course not, not with your face--Ah, I'm just kidding I'm sure your species has different views of what's attractive not that that means you're in any way attractive to their standards either probably not ANYWAYS"
He turned away, personality immediately changing as he began to pace with a hand to his chin. "So, gentlemen. As you know, those snitters the Retros have opened their own park, no doubt to gain funding for their underhanded activities. Snit, that was our strategy for our underhanded activities!" He held a clenched first in front of him, staring at it as though he were putting significant effort towards setting it on fire with his mind.
Another change in direction, and another personality change. "But that's fine, it means we can get to the fun part of our plans sooner that expected. It also provides us with an opportunity to destroy the Retros in every way imaginable."
Then came the orders. "Landlubber!" He pointed a finger at Orc. "I need you to go down onto Earth to perform some tasks I need done in person."
"Wiggles!" The finger moved to Orga. "Get the troops prepared. There may be some upcoming situations that require our forces to act as...protection."
"Seer!" The finger turned to point back at Seer's face. "...Good job, you've done exceptionally well so far. Stunningly handsome too. Well, I think this meeting has gone well, don't you? Of course you do, I'm the one paying your salaries bye." And before a question could be asked, like a whirlwind of words Seer disappeared as quickly as he had appeared. His first plan was already in motion.
Far away from the moon, a strangely large object fell from space. It might have drawn more attention, but in days like this such an object was not especially cared for unless it threatened the entire planet. Plus, Neos funds had gone to suppress reports of the object.
Those who had received such funding to keep their silence suspected it might be something large and impressive that the Neos would rather no one else be near to see. But it was quite the opposite; the object fell to the Earth and into the ocean without incident. When night fell, the waters were calm.
The next day....
Things at Monsterland began to be hectic as a large swarm of man-sized insects began to appear underneath the amusement park. At the moment, they seemed completely harmless. One had even been brought to the surface and was entire docile.
The problem was they were moving towards the surface. Directly up into Monsterland. Monsterland would soon experience one of the worst bug infestations ever witnessed.
And to make things worse, environmental groups, notified by an "anonymous tipster," were already clamoring over this newly discovered and obviously endangered species. They demanded that humans move out of their way and allow them to make their nest wherever they saw fit. That view did not mesh well with an active Monsterland.
May 21st, 2009, 08:53 PM
As RadoGoji walked around the park, wearing a Monsterland hat and eating some cotton candy which wasn't quite worth the three dollars he had payed for it, he headed toward the ferris wheel when he heard another Monsterland patron scream. He quickly ran off in the direction from the scream, and soon came upon its source: a middle-aged woman and her two children who were confronted with a quite large insect of some kind.
"What is that?" he muttered to himself. "I'm not exactly familiar witht the fauna associated with this region, but that can't be local." The insect, presumably a Meganuron, turned to Rado as he rushed toward the family and told them to hide. Rado raised an eyebrow as he tried to ascertain what it could be. The bug noted the cotton candy in Rado's hand and decided to eat it. It advanced toward Rado, though in a gentle sort of way. Rado handed his cotton candy to the creature, and it started to eat it. Rado sighed in relief and began watching the creature in awe, until something flew onto its back and caused it to screech. Rado looked up to see what looked to be the former Destron flunky he had destroyed before, who (although having previously exploded) was still whole, yet struggling to keep alive. The creature turned to Rado and attacked!
"You may have defeated me, and crushed my plans of reviving Destron, but I will not die, unless you go with me!" it said, as it fell with an outstretched arm and exploded (again). The insect, which was struck with a mind control probe, relentlessly tried to chase down Rado, until the cyborg jumped up onto a nearby kiosk. As much as he didn't want to kill the bug, it couldn't be helped.
"Henshin.... V3!" shouted Rado as he initiated his transformation pose. The Double Typhoon belt appeared around his waist (through a jump-cut, no less) and he leaped into the air with a shout. Upon hitting the ground again, he had become the defender of justice....
"Kamen Rider V3!"
The bug, easily unamused, went on the offensive again, jumping on the hero and pinning him to the ground. "V3 Barrier!" shouted V3 as 1,000,000 volts of eletricity surged around his suit, knocking the bug off. (Poster's note: Of course, it really didn't have the same affect that a million volts will normally have; numbers were really exaggerated back in the 70's :p )
"Sorry, but I need to destroy you before any harm can come to the populus of this theme park," said V3 as he leaped into the air to perform another of his famous finishing attacks. "V3 Drill Kick!" V3 came down like a drill onto his opponent, destroying the mind control probe, but killing the creature in the process, which left somewhat of an icky mess not akin to the explosions that the hero was used to. He figured he'd need to explain to park officials just what had transpired here, but V3 then heard something he thought he wouldn't hear upon one of his many victories: the rabbles of an angry environmentalist mob.
May 21st, 2009, 09:44 PM
Toki awoke that morning to the sound of buzzing of very large insects and protestors.The Protestors would not leave as long as the bugs were there, and Megalon only knew what would get rid of them.
Toki walked to the P/A system button.He pressed the talk button, and his normal voice was replaced by the smooth voice of Billy Dee Williams.
"Ahem, Attention all park goers.This is park administrator Toki Ferak requesting that you seek immediate shelter from these bugs till an appropriate solution to this situation.Thank you."
He released the button and looked at the window.
"Enough is Enough...
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA****IN' BUGS IN MY MOTHA****IN' AMUSEMENT PARK!!!EVERYBODY STRAP IN! I'M GETTIN SOME HELP WITH THIS!!!
Toki reached for his cell phone and dialled a number, quickly.
"Yeah, Hey!Lars! It's me Toki!Yeah...Um, we got a situation here at Monsterland, and You guys were touring Japan right now, and Uhhh..According to this tour pamphlet, you are passing through here soon, so....Wait, What? What do ya mean 'What do you want me to do?'I want you to do what you do best!YES, Besides get pissed of at Napster!I want you to Haul Bob,Kirk,and James down here, and I want you to play some Heavy ****ing Metal!What's the problem?Well...........We Got Bugs.Big Ones....
YOu can do it? Sweeeeeeeeeeet..................Ok, hurry, man."
Toki Hung up and sighed.He Went to his desk and pushed another button activating a signal to his secretary, and one of his fangirls.
"Yes, Miss.Could you do me a favor and send a 'package' to our Neo friends on the moon?Yes, Dear... THAT package."
Elsewhere, a large crate ( around KAiju sized) was alunched to The Neo base on the moon.It was unlabeled.
May 21st, 2009, 09:56 PM
While most of the insects were crawling around the park, generally being a nuisance, one of the insects made its way to the Godzilla roller coaster. There, it found the control panel, and "accidentally" short circuited the controls, taking the roller coaster out of commission.
On the Moon
Now back in his office, Seer received a message over the intercom. "Sir, we have what appears to be an exceptionally large...box making its way through space towards out currently location."
Seer thought for a moment, scratching his chin. "I see...Does it have proper postage?"
"Well, we can't have that. You know the rules. Send it back."
A specialized rocket was launched from the Neo Moon Base, flying into the box and pushing it back towards Earth. As it went, a specialized device on the surface of the rocket activated--a mechanical arm, pushing a stamp against the wall of the giant box. The stamp read "return to sender."
May 21st, 2009, 10:18 PM
The box was hit by the missle,and promptly cracked open, splintering, revealing nothing.As it did so, a similarly sized box with proper postage this time, thousands of Marvel Super heroes stamps attached to it, hrudled toward the first boxes original direction.
Meanwhile, At Monsterland:
Toki glared as the roller coaster shut down.He really HAS had it with these bugs.....
Fortunately, most had heeded his warning and fled inside, so no one was on it as he shut power to it, and retain power to rest of the park.His phone rang and he pulled it out of his pocket.
"Lars?Ok, I'll open up an elevator to the underground base for instructions.
Yeah! We finally got an underground base, too!"
The Metallica buses entered the park and were lead to a large platform thatbrought them underground, and then sealed up to keep out bugs. The band exited the bus, where Toki greeted them.
"Guuuuuyyyyssss! Haha, Good to see you! Now , if you can follow me, I can tell you more about our problem....."
May 22nd, 2009, 01:14 PM
Burkion did not look amused.
First some grasshopper super hero showed up out of no where...that had to be taken care of....
While the Legion Swarm infested the park....
He idly wondered why no one but him recongized the creatures...
And to top it all off, his coffee was getting cold.
"Send a detail out to bring the Rider to me, I'd like to have a word with him. Similarily, all shock troops, if you see a Legion Bug, destroy it. If the animal rights people make a fuss, throw rotting meat at them and slap them with fish. Then release the Rancor. Also, tell that idiot cat to STOP ****ING WITH THE PA SYSTEM. And if I hear a single song...!"
Amused, he was not.
May 22nd, 2009, 01:39 PM
"Time to organize you sorry excuses of flesh!" Orga777 bellowed out to the gathered troops. "The Commander General has ordered us on stand-bye! So be prepared for anything! The time is almost at hand for our Commander's plans to take effect, so everyone be prepared or you KNOW what will happen if your not! For glory and victory for the Neos!" he continued.
The troops cheered as Orga777 turned his back and walked down towards the Research Lab once again. "Time to check on our other little friend..." Orga777 said with a smirk as he headed back down to check on the Three-Headed monstrosity that will help the Neos goals.
May 22nd, 2009, 02:12 PM
In the park
Legion soldiers continued to be a nuisance, but others were burrowing around under the park, in a strangely methodical sense. Almost as if they were searching for something, or perhaps investigating...
Meanwhile, somewhere else on the planet
The paperwork had finally gone through, and the new species of insect was officially declared a critically endangered species, due to the threatening actions of the Retros towards these insects.
Luckily, an anonymous charitable organization volunteered "charity workers" to go to Monsterland and insure the protection of said insects.
At the moon
The new box was detected, but as it had proper postage, it was allowed through. Seer, being the postmaster general of the Moon, made sure it was fully documented. Probes were sent to pick it up and put it in a safe place for inspection.
Seer then sent out his orders. Orc was to be given a shuttle and sent down to Earth, posing as an environmentalist. Orga was to take troops down to Earth, being the "charity workers" volunteered by the "anonymous charitable organization," and to be ready to take action if the Legion Soldiers were attacked.
Seer himself might end up going down to Earth soon as well, if situations warranted such.
May 22nd, 2009, 02:30 PM
Then the soldiers moved out in waves, each carrying flame throwers.
For every Legion Soldier they met, soon became another mini inferno. The insects burned fast and high, but thankfully like flash paper-little damage around.
The soldiers burrowing, however met a differen't fate.
Random Neo Helper (Here for known as RNH) "Huh. We're losing Legion signals under ground by the dozens. At once. What's going on under there? Hmm....one or two made it through though..."
May 22nd, 2009, 03:12 PM
Orc was surprised how easy it was for the shuttle to reach Earth and drop him off at the target location. There was no trouble at all as he blended in with the crowd, using a camouflage device to disguise him as a young teenager human wearing a tie-dye shirt with a large peace sign on the front, some baggy shorts, and a blue hat with a picture of the earth and the words "Save the Earth!" on the back. For good measure he held up a sign that read "Bugs are people too!".
Orc was able to get in and sneak around, unplugging this, unscrewing that, ripping the wires out of this, etc. After causing enough unseen havoc he found a strange building that was rather dull looking compared to the others. He broke inside and found an access tunnel that reached far underground. Twisting the dial on his camouflage device, Orc was able to change his appearance to one of a park worker. His sign changed into a crow bar and he descended down into the Retro underground base.
May 22nd, 2009, 07:48 PM
As the box was put into storage, it's contents shifted, and a small hole formed in the box.Out fell a small plushie Megalon dall, whose adorable drill spin fast enought to go through wood due to a factory error.More dolls began to come loose and wander around the Neo's base, looking quite adorable!However,they began transmitting the layout of The neo's base as they did.However, this was not the main intention.As they wandered, onr of the Neo guards was bumped into by one of them.
"Hmm?Aww.It's a cute lil Megalon doll!Wait, what's this? 'TICKLE ME MEGALON'?....Whoa."
The Guard rubbed it's belly and the dool began vibrating and shakin, and began emitting a mix of Megalon's roar and laugh.A foul smell filled the guards nose.He felt his pants to find...He Had crapped himself.It was the BROWN NOTE!!!The soilder dropped the doll, and ran to get another pair of under pants as the dolls began to spread throught the building, the same effect happening toeveryone else.
Toki sighed and nodded.
"Yes Sir.By Rancor, I assume you mean the Giant Octopus?"
Toki went to a control panel and presed a button, releasing the underwater cage holding Oodakoo, who began swimming toward the park.
Meanwhile, Toki looked to the now disguised Orc.
He ran up to him and whispered to him.
"Do me a favor, and get Burk a new cup of coffee...He's getting edgy.Y'know how he likes it...Everyone here does for theor own wellfare..."
May 22nd, 2009, 08:05 PM
Seer was feeling rather pleased with himself, when another message came over the intercom. "Sir, we have a problem."
Problems were not something Seer wanted to hear about. He slammed down on the intercom button, immediately moving to a harsh voice. "Problem? Out with it!"
"Well, sir, you remember that giant package that was sent to us?"
"Yes, the one from the Retros." He had had it properly documented, after all. "Yeah, I had it tossed into the Post Office's storage because it was after hours. Even if the package is addressed to me, I can't skirt Postage laws." Despite Seer's rampant business corruption, he seemed to hold a strange valor to his postmaster general position. "Say, how are those post workers doing? Just because they're the most incompetent of my minions doesn't mean I don't care about them."
"Well sir, that's the thing. It seems that there was a breach in the package and not only do we detect the layout of the post office being transmitted to a location on Earth, but the contents of the package seemed to have make the post workers....relax their bowels."
Seer slammed his fist onto the intercom, smashing it. "Those unforgivable snitters! How dare the target my post workers like that! And trying to copy my award-winning post office building layout? Unforgivable!
"Well, I suppose it could be worse. Had I been stupid enough to bring the package into the actual Neos base without my usual 5 hours of x-ray scanning and probing, things could have been much more dangerous." His finger hit the desk where the intercom had been seconds before. "No worries, just send the probes through to destroy all non-standard items. That should take care of the dolls." He paused when he heard no response. "Eh? Oh right." He took out the replacement intercom from his desk and repeated his order.
Soon the probes began flying through the post office and exterminating all the Megalon dolls. And any contraband items any of the workers had in the office. Including a few cases of contraband pants.
May 22nd, 2009, 08:12 PM
The loaded shuttle Orga and his disguised troops were on (and another certain... thing that is well hidden from sensors) landed on earth without issue. He and his troop walked out of the shuttle and onto Monsterland and headed straight for one of the employees.
"Hello, we are a charitable organization here to protect these endangered insects. Our employer wants us to speak with your... "boss" Toki-Ferak. I suggest you take us to him now, if not, we have orders to close this park down." Orga777 said.
'It begins....' Orga777 thought to himself as the empolyer lead him and his troops to Toki's office.
May 22nd, 2009, 08:33 PM
The disguised Orc obeyed the disgusting fox person thing's orders. He seemed to pretend to be a leader, but Orc guessed that this Burk fellow was the real leader. At either rate, it couldn't hurt to feign his loyalty through this cup of coffee....although maybe through a different way then the fox thing expected. Grabbing a cold pot of coffee, he mixed in some spoiled milk that he had found sitting out on the table and poured enough sugar into it to fill the entire bottom half of the cup.
"Mr. Burk, sir, I would like to introduce myself. I am Orchina Zerhu, a new recruit. I would like to say thank you for allowing me to be of service. Here is the cup of coffee that the fox person asked me to deliver." he said in a nervous accented voice. He watched as Burk grabbed the cup, gave him a dark look after feeling that it was cold, took a sip, and then spit out the contents almost immediatly in disgust.
"Sorry, sir! I uh...I only made it the way that fox person told me too. I even asked him why it was such a wierd recipce and he said that you had 'strange' tastes! It was foolish of me not to recognize his giggles as those of a prankster. I'm so sorry Mr. Burk sir! Please don't kill me!" the disguised Orc kneeled kneeled down and begged at Burk's feet, fake tears flowing down his camouflaged cheeks.
May 22nd, 2009, 08:51 PM
Toki watched the incident and rolled his eyes.Toki was always respectful to Burk and wouldnt think to Prank him.He Walked to the Mecahgodzilla Launch deck and watched Mechagodzilla, ready to climb inside at a moment's notice....
Meanwhile At the Office:
Orga and the group were lead to the office, But, OBVIOUSLY, Toki wasnt there.His fangirls were, however, Waiting for him to get back, and to keep anyone who tried to infiltrate his office at bay.
"Can we help you gentlemen?"
May 22nd, 2009, 11:29 PM
Burkion then downed the rest of the coffee.
"You served it too hot. Seriously. Also," he stops, pressing a button on his arm, disableling Orc's disguising device, "We have life scans through out the building, you idiot. Nice coffee though."
Orc suddenly found himself bound by Anti Gravity Bonds, and carted back to the surface.
"Tell Seer that he owes me a beer."
May 23rd, 2009, 12:06 AM
Toki heard the noise and backed out of the Mechagodzilal room to see Orc get carted away.
"I guess it's safe to say we are under attack, sir?"
May 23rd, 2009, 12:19 AM
Orc stuggled in his anti-gravity bonds. He had never encountered them in any battlefield experience, but he had heard of them and ways to disarm them. Unfortunately, this would result in the permanent loss of his only spy related device. Oh well, he hated all of this sneaking around anyways. Orc was able to click his camouflage device once to increase power, and then twist the dial several times in attempt to overload the device. His plan wasn't really working, but the device began to work again. His form switched between several 100 different disguises in less than a minute, causing himself an extreme case of vertigo.
In anger, Orc partially crushed the device. He was able to spin it one more time before finally producing the desired affect. The power core overloaded and an explosion occured. Fortunately, the explosion was extremely minute. I merely singed Orc's skin but, more importantly, produced a small electromagnetic pulse that temporarily disabled all electrical devices within 10 feet and disabled the effects of the anti-gravity bonds. Orc quickly broke through them and knockedout the confused Retro troops arround him.
Before more could be alerted to his escape, Orc was able to escape back into the midst of the park and eventually find an area filled with the legion bugs and untouched by the Retro response forces. Unfortrunately for Orc, most of his weapons were temperarily disabled and he could not risk comprimising the disguises of the Neo troops. He removed his axe from the strap on his back and awaited the Retro forces that would surely find him, hoping that he could atleast buy enough time for his enhancement suit to regain power so he would have some defenses against the Retro weapons.
May 23rd, 2009, 12:36 AM
Seer, realizing the lack of useful things he could do in his own office, move to the command room of the Neos Base. There RNH met him and gave him an update on the situation. "Sir, it seems our green agent has been compromised. He escaped custody, but was moved to the surface. It's unlikely he'll be able to infiltrate again."
"I see. And the camera we had on his suit?"
"Fried just recently. But we have everything he saw before then stored here."
Seer allowed himself a smirk. "Good enough. Let's see what he saw."
The video played through Orc's infiltration of the Retro base. Seer was entirely bored until he saw the image of Burkion on the screen. "Ah ha, so you're the real leader. Burk, is it? I've got a feeling I'll be seeing you soon, tin man."
The video continued on, showing Orc's capture and removal from the base. "Ah, so that's what happened. Poor landlubber, looks like they were more prepared than--wait!" Seer held out his hand. "Stop tape! Rewind! Pause!" The video stopped on a specific frame and Seer's smirk burst into a wide grin. "Well well well, look what we have here."
He turned away and exited the command room, moving to the shuttle bay and getting his special suits. "Seems its time for me to give the blue planet a visit. I've got urgent business to attend to, apparently."
May 23rd, 2009, 12:51 AM
Toki sighed and ran back into the Mechagodzilla room, cgetting into thelevator to bring him to the access hatch to inside the mech.He opened up the hatch and climbed into the cockpit, taking a seat, and starting to switch on auxialry systems....
May 24th, 2009, 02:45 PM
Battra. That was the creature's name, but how Bruticus could have possibly known it baffled him. The irony wasn't lost on the former warlord: he had no idea where he even was. He had woken up to find himself on an island's rocky shores about an hour ago, with no recollection as to how he had gotten there. Confused, but too tired to really be afraid, he explored his surroundings.
Battra lay on a gigantic mound of stone some fifty meters above him. Its multifaceted eyes glowed a dull red. Come to think of it, the demon moth didn't look dissimilar to himself, with its blackened armour and amber horns. Perhaps that was how Bruticus made the connection between their destinies now. He knew a thing or two about tribe mentalities, about associating with those as hideous and terrible as yourself. He hated that mindset, but for the moment it made a strange kind of sense.
Bruticus's wings unfolded and he flew up to meet Battra's gaze. The demon screeched a high-pitched cry in acknowledgement. For a moment, neither of them moved. Then the warlord flew up further and landed on Battra's head, crouching atop it like a metal gargoyle with one hand placed on its chitin skull.
Another minute passed before the monster moved, flapping its wings as it thrust itself into the sky. Clearly Battra perceived the tenuous alliance between itself and Bruticus. The nature and longevity of said alliance remained to be seen.
May 25th, 2009, 01:18 PM
V3 managed to spare himself from being spotted by the mob, after the creature (which apparently was NOT a Meganuron, as he had first gathered) was splatted to death. This was not the kind of praise he had recieved after defeating the legions of evil while he was famous. It was quite the opposite, and he resolved to hide until this whole thing blew over. He turned back into RadoGoji, so as hopefully not to be as well recognized, and came up upon the park bathrooms. As much as he didn't want to hide in such a place (especially since park bathrooms are normally more disgusting than mere public bathrooms), he had no choice. But what if they decided to look in the bathrooms for him (if they were even looking at all)? They'd surely look in the men's room, as no one in their right mind would enter the opposite gender's bathroom without a bigger fuss. Luckily for Rado, the bathroom building seemed to be divided into three bathrooms: men, women, and "Other". Not only that, but "Other" apparently had signs and whatnot on the door deterring entry. Perhaps the upkeep in that particular bathroom was worse than the others. Even less reason for them to look for him there.
Rado broke into the "Other" bathroom, which actually didn't seem that bad at first, until he decided to rest against the wall, which then opened up behind him, causing him to fall backwards onto a chute of some kind. He slid down this chute, and soon found himself in some underground lair. A nearby sign said "Welcome to the Retro Secret Base! Please enjoy your stay."
"Well," Rado said to himself. "I guess they won't find me down here." He then heard the sound of some guns being aimed at him as he turned around and saw some Retro guards. Unlike Orc, Rado didn't have any disguisey technology, so he couldn't get very far looking like his normal self.
"Didn't you read the sign on that bathroom door?" one of the guards asked.
Not wanting to hurt anyone, Rado put his hands up. "Don't shoot. I didn't mean to cause trouble. Maybe if you let me explain to your superiors, we can work this whole thing out."
May 25th, 2009, 02:36 PM
Orga777 was prepared well, he and his troops had devices that hid them from Monsterland's life scans. 'I wonder if that mercenary realized they had those scans...' he thought to himself with an amused smirk. While still waiting for Toki-Ferak to appear, his "pager" went off. He looked at it and saw that the Commander General was on his way. 'So it REALLY begins...' Orga thought with sinister grin. He gave the single to his men, and they left the waiting room and went to the receptionist. "An urgent... meeting came up, I am afraid we will have to re-schedule."
As they left and headed back to their shuttle, Orga gave out the commands. "You know what to do."
"Sir!" They all spread out after he said that.
Orga777 took off his disguise and put back on his trench coat and grabbed his sword. He entered in the password to the cargo hold of the ship and entered. He looked up at his asset for this mission. "Well... Mecha-King Ghidorah... looks like we will be moving out soon." He climbed intot he cockpit, and readied for their leader to make his move.
May 25th, 2009, 05:22 PM
As Orga entered the cockpit, he noticed there was a group of painters rappelling down MKG's armor, painting a large "U" on the right side of MKG's chest. He then noticed a similar group just to the left, painting a large "N". He had to wonder what was going on, but as soon as the letters were finished, he got a message from Seer, telling him to move into action.
At that same moment, over the major tv networks, rumors began to air that Retroperated was illegally developing weapons of mass destruction underneath Monsterland. Along with it was an image showing a doorway, and through it a large mechanical beast, filled to the brim with weapons. And in the doorway, staring directly at the camera, was Toki Ferak of Retrorperated.
Word had it that the UN had already been informed with this, and was sending a peacekeeping force to deal with it. There was little question who was behind it all.
Seer proudly walked up to the entrance to Monsterland, fully decked out in his neo-Samurai armor, leading a large force of UN men. He had is own "UN" painted over the chest of his armor. As he stood before the entire park, he held out a piece of paper with a flourish and, grinning wildly, yelled "WEAPONS INSPECTION!"
May 25th, 2009, 05:38 PM
The UN men were let in with full regards and welcomes, cookies being handed out and drinks of varying type poured.
"And as you can see, there are no 'weapons of mass destruction' to be found. Well, unless you count SPAM, which, believe you me, is surely destructive!" their guide laughed, as the rest of the UN men guaffed along side him.
The entire area had been turned inot a SPAM factory to feed the baby Kaiju and Legion Soldiers, who had been taken into protective custody so willingly and with so much love.
After several hours, the UN men left, utterly convinced of any wrong doing being non existant.
Burkion then appeared behind the bemused Seer.
"Nice idea. How about I buy you a drink?"
May 25th, 2009, 05:44 PM
Seer grinned. "Sure thing, buddy. However, I will need to see that giant mechanical Godzilla of yours. Aaaaaaaand confiscate it. Also take detailed forensic evidence in all of your secret base, and get all records of everything you did in the electronics, and...hold on." He put up a pair of reading classes--which looked rather odd over his suit's visor--and read "and obtain any DNA evidence deemed necessary by the inspector, and a truthful detailment of all plans, villainous or otherwise, ever concocted by those connected with the construction of the mechanical Godzilla."
He took the reading glasses down and pocketed the paper. "Some of my better legal work, I suppose. So, we can start my detailed search of everything you've ever touched, or you could just punch me, I beat you up and arrest you, and confiscate everything within 100 miles in one foul swoop. Your choice." He smiled genially.
May 25th, 2009, 06:13 PM
"Ok, Guys. Hit It!"
Toki began switching the remaining systems of Mechagodzilla on as Metallica (Who had been secretly preparing while no one was watching, and were now hooked up to the P/A system) began playing "Sad But True". The platform began lifting Mechagodzilla up, and doors over him opened. From Miles away, the silver form of Mechagodzilla appeared over the Horizion.As the figure finally reached the ground, It let out it's trademark screeching roar.
"WELCOME TO MONSTERLAND, MUTHA****AAAAAAAAA****SSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
May 25th, 2009, 06:19 PM
Burkion let out a long suffering sigh as he lightly slapped Seer across the face.
"I'll allow the second option. But I fear I have no time for jail. As always, ladies and children first," he said, bowing slightly.
Then he leapt back.
May 25th, 2009, 06:29 PM
Orga777 started to laugh maniacally when he saw Mecha-Godzilla land on his screen. "Well, well, well! Looks like it is my move!" His smrik spread across his face as he activated his Cyborg. The shuttle opened up and Mecha-King Ghidorah shot out of it and going at an incredible speed, went right at Mecha-Godzilla.
Toki didn't have time to react as MKG rammed his feet into MG, knocking the mech over. Mecha-King Ghidorah landed behind the fallen Retro-machine a decent distance away and faced it. He then activated his radio to contact Toki-Ferak.
"I am a representative of the UN! We order you to disengage that mechanical weapon of mass destruction and hand it over at this moment! I only give this warning once, failure to comply will lead to the destruction of the machine AND your death! Better choose carefully." Venom seemed to drip from the last words said.
May 25th, 2009, 06:39 PM
Toki chuckled before responding back, making it appear as if MKG had somehow contaced a different frequency.
"WELCOME TO CARLS Jr.! Would you like to try our
EXTRA BIGASS FRIES?!"
Mechagodzilla spun up of the ground, and rotated its head 180 degrees to look at MKG, before firing it's eye beams at it, also turnig the rest of it's body to match the head's position.
May 25th, 2009, 06:41 PM
Orc's power systems came back on. He quickly did a scan of all electrical equipment and was happily surprised to find everything working perfectly. Immediatly he radioed Seer. "Sir, this is Orc awaiting new orders"
May 25th, 2009, 06:48 PM
Mecha-King Ghidorah's Shields absorbed the impact of the lasers, dealing no damage to the machine. "Death and destruction it is than. A pity." Orga777 replied with a sigh. Mecha-King Ghidorah let out its roar and fired his beams at Mecha-Godzilla. The beam from teh center head struck Mecha-Godzilla dead center in the torso, causing an eruption of sparks to rain down.
"Holy ****!" Toki said in surprise. Before he could do much more, another volley of beams rained down, and another, and another. The machine getting pelted left and right by the powerful beams.
"I warned you. But fools never learn." Orga777 said with a smirk and a small chuckle.
May 25th, 2009, 06:57 PM
Seer did his best to hide his glee. "Very well sir! Although I do not wish to fight you (see, that means I'm gonna win), it seems I have no choice. We do battle!" His hand grabbed a hit at his side and pulled out a blade, looking like a replica of Larva Battra's horn. "Now then..."
There was a pause. Seer looked down at the armor for a second. "Right, now what exactly did everything do?" There were a number of whirs and clicks, and a tube shot out of Seer's left leg and into the ground, almost knocking him over. "...Oh, so that controls this....oh I see now." The whirs and clicks stopped, and the tube receded into Seer's leg.
He looked back up at Burkion. "Ok, I can start now." With that, he pointed a single finger at Burkion, a white-tipped beam of red energy firing out of it and towards the cyborg.
"Oh, and Orc? Just destroy things, kay?"
May 25th, 2009, 07:04 PM
"Who is the REAL fool? The Fool or the fool what follows him?"
Two ofMechagodzilla's toe rockets fired out toward MKG, striking him in the knees, to make it plummet forward down to earth.Orga was still trying to think of an answer to Toki's riddle as MKG fell over.Mechagodzilla soon got back up, and began spraying it's flame thrower at MKG.
May 25th, 2009, 07:05 PM
Burkion smiled as he dodge rolled backwards, avoiding the beam, and into a tube.
Then Seer found himself being shot by dozens of energy blasts as Burkion walked calmly out, wearing this http://public4.tektek.org/img/av/0905/d04/1019/0fd4764.png
"Come on, let's roll." Burk said, almost happy.
He brought up his side arm again and opened fire
May 25th, 2009, 07:07 PM
"I don't know? But it appears that you are the village idiot appointed by the real mastermind of this so called group of misfits of yours." Orga777 replied as MKG flew into teh air, ignoring the flamethrower and attacked MKG with another beam barrage.
May 25th, 2009, 07:12 PM
The Flamethrower stopped as MG's head began spinning rapidly, spawning up the energy shield.
"Well, I doubt they trust the Village Idiot to pilot a Giant Mechanical Dinosaur, Eh?And what MAstermind? We made a Kaiju Park because we like Kaiju!We got Mechagodzilla because you Neos would be buttish enpugh to try and ruin it."
May 25th, 2009, 07:27 PM
"Okay then. Back into the fray I go"
Orc unstrapped his axe and did a quick slice through the air. He grinned wide as the modified edge glowed a fiery red," Time for some fun"
Before Orc could even make his way back underground a group of men, armed with flamethrowers and high powered pulse rifles, began to approach his hiding place. Orc jumped high into the air and landed behind the group. Before they could even turn around, he was able to whip his axe around and slice 3 of them in half. Their comrades were able to engulf the area he landed in in flames that other blindly fired their pule rifles into. Orc's axe sliced through the flame and smoke and took down another bunch of soldiers. Orc stepped out of the fire without even burns on his armor. "I would suggest the rest of you run, but I wouldn't want you to get your hopes up for escaping." told the hapless group.
Once the screaming had stopped and Orc had taken his battle trophy (A jawbone of one of his unlucky enemies), he headed toward the elevator that had taken him above ground.
May 25th, 2009, 07:28 PM
Seer leaped away, the energy blasts striking the ground around where he had just been standing. He saw Burkion appear in a new fancy-metally thingamajig. "Ah, I see you got one of them mechanical body suits too, eh? Or perhaps that's your true form, tin man?"
He dove aside again as the energy bolts shot towards him. As he dove, Seer held out his free hand, the energy beams firing out from each of the fingers. But instead of fading away, they kept their connection to Seer's hand. He swung his hand down to the ground, causing the five energy whips to lash down towards Burkion. "It's SCIENCE!"
May 25th, 2009, 07:33 PM
Burkion brought up his left arm, with the energy claw weapon attached, and slashed the energy blade into the whips-the conflicting energies cancelling one another out, both weapons becoming worthless for a few moments.
Burkion, diving back and to the side, kept firing off shots, not bothering to take the time to aim.
"My true form, NeoSeer? You don't want to see that."
May 25th, 2009, 07:41 PM
Seer dove away as well, taking cover behind a well-placed large rock. It looked like their battle was beginning to draw media attention. He made a mental note to spin it his way when the fight was done. He dug his fingers into the ground and yelled back "Really, I wouldn't? You sure? I'm quite the curious sort. And speaking of curiosity, how about letting me know what your plans are for all of this? Eh? Eh?"
He had clearly spent enough time undercover, as the rock behind him was shattered by another volley of energy blasts. But it had bought him the time he had needed. The energy whips, which he had sent underground with his hand, shot up from the ground below Burk, aiming to skewer him.
May 25th, 2009, 07:45 PM
Orga777 let out a low chuckle. "How foolish of you Toki-Ferak. I knew you were an idiot, but I didn't know you were blind as well."
"What was that?!" Toki shouted back.
"Do you think that this was all he was planning? Is that all your true leader told you? I guess calling you a Village Idioit was being nice... You are nothing more than a puppet being used. It is obvious that your leader hasn't seen fit to tell you much of anything at all... about his true plans... of course, a puppet HAS no real place in the big picture. I will end your sorry existance Toki-Ferak."
Toki let out a irritated grunt and let down his shield to attack with his Finger Missiles. It struck MKG dead on and caused a decent sized explosion on the armor, knocking MKG back a bit. He continued to fire the missles, but Orga adapted quickly and fired his beams at MKG's head. The beams smashed into the face, making Mecha-Godzilla recoil. Sparks flew all over from the damage. One of the eyes were destroyed in the process, and the cockpit started to fill with smoke.
Toki coughed from the smoke. "Not done yet *****!" Toki roared as he flew at MKG, leveling the larger mecha, but damaging itself in the process.
"But you are, Puppet." Orga777 replied cooly and emotionlessly as MKG floated back up to a standing psistion, sparking itself.
May 25th, 2009, 08:00 PM
Toki growled and hissed.
"I AM NO PUPPET.And What leader? I'm part of the board of directors, possibly due to affirmative action...."
Toki growled again as he stood neer MKG and fired the two knee rockets at MKG'scollarbone area, and then fired the.... POORLY DRAWN LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! MKG was momentarily knocked of balance by the rockets long enough to keep the sheild from acctivating and blocking the Lightning bolt, which knocked ove MKG again, doing some definate damage.
May 25th, 2009, 08:13 PM
Sadly all did not go as planned for Toki-Ferak. The Shield is automatically up, and absorbed the lightning bolt. The missles though, impacted and rocked MKG. Orga777 grunted as the cockpit started to spark. "Puppets don't have the right to speak. They just do as their master commands." Orga777 replied. He flew at MG again and the massive cyborg easily bashed MG to the ground. MG's metallic roar sounded off as it hit the ground.
Toki was a little dazed, and blood leaked from his forhead. "Well... wouldn't that make YOU just a puppet than too?! You are doing nothing but following that ******* Seer's orders! And for what?!" a frustrated Toki shot back.
Orga was silent for a moment before replying. "What do YOU know about anything?" The very calm, but very cold reply came back. The way it was said sent a shiver up Toki's spine and felt like he was hit by a slicing cold wind.
MKG desended on top of MG and started to stomp on the downed machine.
May 25th, 2009, 08:36 PM
"Uh-oh," though RadoGoji to himself as the battle above began shaking the level of the facility he was in, causing debris to fall from the ceiling. Some rocks fell and crushed his escorts, which prompted Rado to transform so that he wouldn't get crushed himself.
Again, cheesy rainbow-esque bursts appeared from the Double Typhoon belt, which, again, appeared around Rado's waist through a jump cut. He leaped forward, and was transformed into Kamen Rider V3 by the time he hit the ground again.
"Now to find some way out of this place," said V3 as he reached for the V3 Hopper in his belt holster. The V3 Hopper propelled upward and began surveying the area, sending the information back to V3. "There," he said as he dashed towards a large door marked "Hangar 4." Just then, his V3 Antennae began picking up the transmissions from said battle, as well as Metallica music, which was fine at first until he realized that Bob Trujillo was still the bassist, causing V3 to groan.
As he entered the hangar, he saw a giant robot, and as there wasn't any other way out of the facility other than through the robot-sized hatch, and since he didn't want to wiped out by who-knows-what either side of the battle was packing, he leaped into the robot's cockpit and prepared to take off. The robot, apparently called Jet Jaguar, allowed V3 access without any fuss, as a primary user hadn't been logged into the system yet. The hatch above opened, and Jet Jaguar lifted off right into the middle of the conflict, much to V3's chagrin.
May 25th, 2009, 08:47 PM
"I...ugh..TOLD YOU..I AM NOT A PUPPET!!!
I AM IRON MAN!!!!!Sorta."
Mechagodzilla's jets began propelling him out from underneath MKG.Orga's eyes widened as MKG began to stumble backwards before falling.Mechagodzilla soon stabilized, landing onm it's feet.It looked as Jet Jaguar Appeared."The Hell is that?" Toki thought.
MG's elbow rockets then fied at the downed MKG.
May 25th, 2009, 08:47 PM
Burkion dodge rolled out of the way of the second whips, they grazing his armor slightly.
He sighed to himself, as he pressed a button on his right arm, still firing with his right hand, moving to take advantage of Seer being out in the open. As he did that, the screen within his face mask showed the mental commands he was giving, as the footage of the battle between MKG and MG74 played out.
"Release Subject D68"
Then in a smaller corner was Orc laying waste to his men.
"Release Subject D89"
He turned his attention back to Seer fully, just avoiding another lashing with the energy whips.
Burkion grumbled to himself.
Sometimes you gotta take care of things by yourself.
He threw his blaster at Seer....
As a giant flaming saucer slammed into MKG from behind, knocking it into the path of MG74's missile fire. Showa Gamera, touching down, roared its arrival.
As Orc was suddenly grabbed up from under the ground, a giant tentacle wrapping around his body and slamming him into a rock. Oodako was released.
And Burkion grabbed the Pulse Action Rifle strapped to his back and shot Seer in the chest.
May 25th, 2009, 08:55 PM
Lifting off was simple enough, but the walking took a little getting used to, or at least that's what it looked like seeing Jet Jaguar more or less wobbling onto the battlefield. V3 didn't know what a Retro was other than that they were the ones who owned that underground complex and the robot, and apparently the mechanical dinosaur sounded to be a Retro as well. Seeing this as his chance to regain his fame and popularity, V3 mashed the console button marked "Strike a Pose!"
As Jet Jaguar commenced his signature elaborate poses, V3 spoke out through the external speakers: "Behold, you... uh... not... Retro guy, for you have crossed paths with the Defender of Justice! I am Kamen Rider V3!" As JJ struck the final pose, V3 loaded up the cassette with his theme song and pumped it out, which somewhat conflicted with the nearby Metallica.
May 25th, 2009, 09:31 PM
Orc struggled and was able to release himself from the grip of Oodako's tentacle. Orc couldn't help but be slightly shocked as he stared at the giant octopus. Two more tentacles stretched toward him, but Orc was able to just barely jump out of the way. Orc quickly struck back against Oodako, slicing his axe into one of the tentacles. Unfortunately, the strange flesh of the giant octopus prevented it from slicing all the way through.
The monster made a screeching sound in anger and swiped at Orc with the other tentacle, launching him into the nearby building. Oodako slowly crept/slithered/whatever-the-hell-octopi-do toward Orc. The mercenary was burried underneath 7 feet of rubble, and it seemed as if he was deffinately in big trouble...
May 25th, 2009, 10:22 PM
The bullets struck Seer in the chest--or would have, had they not been intercepted first. Seer held his blade in front of him, prismatic energies crackling around it and acting as a makeshift shield, deflecting or destroying the small projectiles that came towards him. He was well prepared to fight gun-wielding opponents.
As he swung his hand again, laser whips thrashing around for another strike on Burkion, Seer noted the new kaiju appearances. A few weak kaiju for the retros, only giving them the advantage through sheer numbers. Perhaps the Neos should even the odds a bit, send a weaker kaiju out to aid MKG. He had a knew one that fit the bill. And luckily that one was Earthbound and nearby.
As Showa Gamera landed to aid MechaGodzilla against MKG, he quickly found himself covered in a shadow. He only had time to look up as claws raked across his face, causing green blood to rush out. The Hyper Gyaos, skin black as night, flapped before Gamera. It rose back into the air, here to give aid to MKG in this battle.
May 25th, 2009, 10:42 PM
Toki and Mechagodzilla watched as Gyaos appeared out Effing Nowhere and attacked Gamera."Well....There goes the numbers game, I guess.Still beter focus on The Three Headed one.....",Toki thought.He turned to Jet Jaguar.
"Hey,Er.........Ultraman?Yeah, Let go with that...Mind Givin' Gam-Gams a Hand or two?"
MG's Knee rockets fired at MKG's two metallic wings as a dazed, but still kickin' Gamera got up off the ground and back to fighting form.
((Burk and I can both control GAmera in this fight.He does the main stuff.He told me on the Chatbox.))
May 25th, 2009, 10:54 PM
"I just told you my name! We don't have to "go" with anything!" V3 shouted at Toki as he steered Jet Jaguar towards Gyaos to help Gamera out. "Seriously, have I been totally forgotten so quickly that even my name slips the mind in mere seconds?" With V3 having gotten a handle on the controls, Jet Jaguar leaped into the air to deliver a kick at Gyaos.
"Rider Kick!" shouted V3 as the robot flew down at Gyaos's head, knocking the bird-like creature on its back, but without any explosion, which wasn't something V3 was used to.
May 25th, 2009, 10:58 PM
"My true form? Sorry. You don't want to know," Burk said, as he rolled under those damned whips again. Where the hell did he GET the idea for them?
Taking a gamble, Burkion rushed Seer, and slammed his shoulder into the Neos Owner.
Then ignited the energy blade.
Gamera screeched-then blasted Gyaos in the face with a stream of fire. The DevilBird flew up and off, the blaze barely singeing its hide.
Showa Gamera then turned to Jet Jaguar and, to the best of its ability, gave it a thumbs up
May 25th, 2009, 11:16 PM
Oodako was now almost on top of the pile of rubble, and began slamming its tentacles ontop of the pile. It made a screetch as if victorious as it continued to pound on the pile of rubble. An then suddenly....BOOM!....the area where the tentacle was attatched to its body exploded and then entire tentacel was seperated. Oodako screeched in pain as its severed tentacle widdled around for a few seconds before losing all of its movement.
Oodako lifted 2 more tentacles to strike the pile of rubble once again, but two more explosions tore them from his body too. The hand cannon that was protruding from the rubble pushed the debree from atop of it and Orc dusted himself off as he rose from the pile. Oodako was now wriggling around in agony at the loss of 3 of his limbs. Orc took advantage of its confusion and jumped at its large slimy head. With his axe in his left hand, Orc sliced into the large octupuses's eye. With the hand cannon in his right hand, he aimed it into the large gash and fired it. Octupi guts splattered across that section of the park and Orc was sent flying back. Finally, the green-skinned warrior landed on his feet, conveniently near the elevator where he had been taken back above ground. He opened the elevator and descended back into the underground base.
May 25th, 2009, 11:20 PM
As the energy blade ignited, blue energy washed out and over Seer's armor and--surprisingly, before it could form into a blade shape--was sucked into the armor. Seer couldn't help but grin. "Oh yeah, forgot about that. Neos armor has always been especially good at negating energy attacks."
In this short pause, Seer couldn't help but realize that he and Burk had never actually shook hands. This might be a good time to remedy that. But Burk's hands seemed occupied at the moment. So how to fix that...of course! Seer grasped Burk's skull with his hand. "How very nice to meet you." With that done, it was time to go back to the battle. So Seer ignited the laser whips.
Gyaos took back to the air, glaring at its two foes. Clearly close combat was not preferable for this. Fortunately for the Gyaos, close combat was not its only option. With a malevolent cackle, the Gyaos let loose a beam of sonic death, swinging it across Gamera's chest and opening up a deep gash along the bottom of its shell. The Gyaos then turned its head to do the same to the giant metal man.
May 25th, 2009, 11:28 PM
And then "Burkion" exploded with enough force to shatter the thick stone walls.
THE REAL Burkion walked out to survey the damage. He had to thank the Simians for coming up with that robotic explosive double of his.
He always did love their goofy tech.
Gamera zoomed up and slammed into the Gyaos, throwing off its aim just enough to avoid Jet Jaguar.
It was bleeding badly, but it would make it.
May 25th, 2009, 11:35 PM
"Uh-oh," said V3 as Gyaos turned to try another sonic blast on Jet Jaguar. Thinking quickly, V3 had Jet Jaguar dodge the beam, but it wasn't by much. "Looks like he's going for a ranged approach to this fight. Unfortunately, this robot doesn't seem to have ranged attacks." Let's see if I can try one of my own. As soon as Jet Jaguar dodged the next attack, V3 opened the cockpit.
The same 1 million volts of electricity that coursed through his body against the Legion before now shot out his antennae and at the Gyaos. Hopefully the Gyaos would be downed by this attack and he could get back into the cockpit to get Jet Jaguar moving again.
May 25th, 2009, 11:36 PM
As the smoke cleared, Burkion could see Seer's form lying on the ground, face down. He didn't appear to be moving. Smoke seemed to be rising from the armor, but the front of Seer's armor could not be seen from Burkion's point of view.
The cyborg took another step, and at the same time, heard an ominously loud CLICK and an ominously healthy "Ha HA!"
Burkion had stepped exactly where Seer had been standing at the start of the fight. Where a tube had shot from Seer's leg seemingly harmlessly into the ground. A tube that had, in fact, planted an especially powerful mine into the ground. A mine that now detonated, an explosion bursting out of the ground launching hundreds of ball-bearings upward with enough momentum to rip through any tank on the market.
Seer pulled himself back to his feet. His armor seemed to be in good order, a strange shimmer moving across the portion that should have been hit by the explosion. "Oh fun. I like you."
The bolt struck the Gyaos in the chest, causing it to careen through the air, flapping madly to regain control of itself. A large scorch mark could be seen on the beast's torso, and it now kept its distance from Jet Jaguar, watching the machine very warily.
May 25th, 2009, 11:40 PM
"Sorry, Mr. Kamehameha Rider man.You just look like Ultraman."
Mechagodzilla's sheild startedup again, flickering a little as it started,but soon gaining full strength as it prepared for MKG's next move, as well as to provide mobile cover for Gamera and Jet.
May 25th, 2009, 11:47 PM
Burk stood, non the worse for ware. His hair was slightly mussed though.
"Very nice, Seer. Now, if you would like to stop this foolishness, I will get you a drink. I fear you don't know enough to keep going. But if you want to continue..."
ANd the device on his left hand, the claw, sprang back to life.
"I will, of course, oblige."
May 25th, 2009, 11:52 PM
Seer paused for a moment, thinking. "Ok, for future reference, use the anti-kaiju weaponry this suit has when fighting this guy. Ok? Ok. Good. Glad we're all on the same page."
This little inner pep-talk finished with, he turned his attention back to Burkion. "A drink, you say? I've got a few questions regarding that offer."
With a flourish, he held out his hand, the index finger raised. "NUMBER ONE! Will this drink be poisoned?" A second finger raised. "NUMBER TWO! Will this drink be delicious?" A third finger raised. "NUMBER THREE! Will this drink be accompanied by a friendly discussion, including but not limited to any secret plans we may have that the other person is interested in?"
There was another pause, and Seer raised a fourth finger. "Number four: Will there be cookies too? Or other deliciously non-poisoned sugary snacks?"
May 25th, 2009, 11:56 PM
"One, no. Never ruin a good brandy with poison. That's just evil. Two, yes. Three, very likely. Four, cookies are God's work and you do not poison God's work," Burkion said with utter honesty.
"Now, come on. I'll even let you pick out the drink."
May 25th, 2009, 11:59 PM
Seer mock-thought it out. "Well, on one hand, you just tried to kill me. On the other hand, you seem like such a nice fellow. On the third hand...uh.....On the fourth hand, booze and cookies. Yeah, ok. Discussion of your plotting over booze and cookies it is!"
Seer ran towards Burkion in what almost looked like prancing, which was quite an odd thing to see for someone who was fully covered in a high-tech battlesuit. Clearly Seer didn't feel threatened or intimidated in any way.
May 26th, 2009, 12:18 AM
Burkion motioned towards a now open door.
"Come on, bar's this way."
Gamera latched onto the Gyaos and bit into its wing
May 26th, 2009, 02:20 PM
Orga777 let out a small chuckle as the Gyaos attacked Showa Gamera and the other mecha. "Looks like it is one on one again Toki-Ferak." he said as Mecha-King Ghidorah regained balance and let out its cackling roar.
MKG took to the air and started to rain bolts down on Mecha-Godzilla, due to the shield being open at the top. Toki responded by launching off a missile assault, MKG responded by shooting some of the missiles with his beams, destroying them before hitting. Some got through though, and smashed into the armor. Sparks were flying in MKG's cockpit, but Orga didn't care. MKG flew past MG and landed behind the machine. "Game Over.... Puppet." Orga777 claimed in triumph with a smirk. The two tails of Mecha-Ghidorah bashed into Mecha-Godzilla and knocked the mech over. Suddenly, the spikey metal ends of the tails began to rapidally spin. One of the tails impaled into MG and lifted the mecha off the ground. The metallic drill digging into Mecha-Godzilla's left shoulder area, Orga777 grinning sadistically as he had MG lifted up.
Inside Mecha-Godzilla, the Danger lights and sirens were going off, sparks and smoke filling the cockpit. Damage was reaching critical mass, and Toki was in serious trouble. "This... this can't be..." Toki said in a shocked state. A loud eruption was heard which shook all of Mecha-Godzilla. MKG's tail dug all the way through the back, luckily, Toki was spared as it was still a good distance away from the cockpit. Mecha-King Ghidorah the flung the mech off its tail and to the ground a distance away. MG's arm busted off at the shoulder where it was impaled by the Metallic Drill Tail after the impact to the ground.
Of course, Mecha-King Ghidroah was not in perfect shape either. The wings had been damage significantly, some of the less important systems were off-line, and the cyborg's reaction time was a lot slower than when the battle started. Not to mention the damage to the auxillery systems for flight were hindered. It was still flyable, but now where near as fast as it should be. The energy supply was also starting to drain. 'This fight cannot continue much longer.' Orga777 thought to himself.
"Time to end this fight... Toki-Ferak." Orga777 said coldly as MKG turned and faced the sparking mecha.
May 26th, 2009, 03:06 PM
And then Gamera, in Firey Saucer form, smashed into MKG JUST to ruin his 'badass' arua.
May 26th, 2009, 03:26 PM
Mecha-King Ghidroah collided hard off the ground, Orga777 braced himself and grunted through gritted teeth. "God damn turtle.... I will cook that ******* later..." he said with rage in his eyes. Luckily, the Hyper Gyaos is still in the vicinity and started to shoot off his Sonic Cutters into Gamera's flesh. Gamera roared in pain as his blue blood started to drip out from the cut on the arm where he was hit.
Mecha-King Ghidorah got back up and looked at Mecha-Godzilla struggling to get back up. "I don't have time for this." Orga777 said frustrated. "It was fun Ferak, but I am afraid there are pressing matters to attend to than dealing with a Puppet like you for much longer. Time to say good night." Orga continued with a sneer.
Suddenly, Mecha-King Ghidorah's chest opened up and the Capture Claw shot out and clamped onto Mecha-Godzilla. "What the-?!" Toki said in horror. Suddenly, high powered electrical surges went out from the claw and surged through Mecha-Godzilla's body. Toki yelled in pain as the shocks got to him. The mechanical war-machine let out a final screech before all systems were fried and shut down. "Damn.... it...." Toki got out before passing out.
The Capture Claw retracted back into Mecha-King Ghidorah and one final beam hit Mecha-Godzilla in the chest, knocking the smoking mecha to the ground. Smoke pouring out of all areas of the machine. Orga777 activated his radio and contacted the Commander. "Commander General, the Mecha-Godzilla target has been neutralized."
(Sorry MF. Burk wanted me to finish you off, so I did. You will have to take it up with him. XD I wasn't trying to be unfair, just to let you know. Was very fun battling you though.)
May 26th, 2009, 03:41 PM
Gamera roared as he flew into MKG, grabbing him by the necks and slamming him into the ground.
MKG, screeching, blasted the turtle away, as it surged forward, its heads flailing. It glared down at Gamera, ready to bring about its death....
And then its mechanical head fell off.
MechaGodzilla74, pushing itself up just enough to angle with its chest, and fired its cutting beam, using the last of its energy.
The two mighty mechas fell to the ground.
Gamera and Jet Jaguar turned to the Gyaos.
Orc suddenly found the area above him breaking apart as a...tentacle? grabbed him and flung him to the surface.
Oodako was back.
Now with cybernetic attachments.
And a chain gun.
May 26th, 2009, 04:10 PM
"Son of a *****!" Orga777 roared in anger and frustration, smashing the control panal with a balled up fist, totally crushing the control panal he hit. With the middle head cut off, all control to the cyborg has shut down as a saftey precaution. He activated his radio again and contacted his troops. "Get the shuttle over here. We will load the MKG into the hanger. Contact the Commander and let him know of the delema... Also, while you are at it, bring in a group to download the designs of the Mecha-Godzilla. They can come in quite useful for later. I am sure the Commander would like to see them... As for the pilot, just toss him out and onto the dirt. A Puppet isn't even worthy to be a bargaining chip."
The team and the shuttle showed up soon after. While loading Mecha-Ghidorah in, they tossed the still unconscious Toki out of the cockpit and started to download all the design specks of the machine. Orga777 was checking on the progress as they were doing that. "Make sure you protect against any uneeded problems that could arise from this. Knowing who is really behind the Retro's, he probably has fail-safes and who knows what else implanted to protect what is his." Orga777 told the crew.
"Already handled Sir. We have gotten through all levels of security and took down all possible viruses that could be implanted in the bank of the Mecha-Godzilla unit." replied one of the tech support members as they finished downloading the contents into a special Neos Inc. Flash Drive.
"Good. Just to be on the safe side, we will wait till the Commander General arrives back to look through the designs. I am sure he can find anything that may be problematic in the download." Orga777 said as they all left the MG and headed into the Shuttle where MKG was loaded. "The Commander General seems to know this... Burkion quite well after all." he continued as the shuttle lifted off and headed back to the base on the Moon.
May 26th, 2009, 04:27 PM
Burkion lead Seer to the bar, where Nick Adams, acting as the bartender, served them each a drink. Seer wasted no time, taking a swig of his drink. "Right then! Plan me!"
Burk was polite enough to offer Seer a reminder. "You might want to remove your face mask, Seer. That's a lot of alchohol that just went to waste."
Seer took a moment to mull over Burkion's statement. "...Yes, I suppose that's usually a good idea. I did wonder why I wasn't feeling myself get drunk." He proceeded to remove his face mask and take a drink--for real this time. "Ok! Plan me!"
By this time Burkion had also removed his own face mask. "Hmm." Instead of offering a direct answer, he looked off to the side. "It appears your Mecha and my Mecha have killed one another. Maybe we should have told them that it was over." He took a drink. "Oh well. Spilt milk."
Seer gave him a blank look. "Who's in the whatnow?"
"Check the battleground with your sensors."
He checked, and indeed it was true. "Oh hey Wiggles is here. Forgot about that."
"Got his mech all totalled. Too bad. It had a nice shine." Burkion made no expression to match with his statement. After a moment he continued on, finally answering Seer's query. "This isn't a real park. And the UN weren't really working with you. More so humoring you." He drunk the rest of his brandy in one gulp. "This is a military operation, Seer. A very global one. Anti-Kaiju Defense: AKD. I am the Major in charge."
Seer pointed a knowing finger at Burkion. "Ah ha! I can sure see why you don't like me then." He smiled.
Burkion responded with a dismissive wave. "Oh it's not that. Though you trying to ruin the cover may get you some enemies you don't want." He then switched the topic to Seer's plans. "And you?"
"Oh, this and that. You know, the things one does when he's bored. Corporate domination, world domination, moon domination, dance dance domination." He reached back and scratched the back of his head--or more specifically the armor over the back of his head. "I'm having a bit of trouble with that last one."
The cyborg nodded in understanding. "Ah, the four D's. Many have tried to complete them all. Well, best of luck to ya."
Seer wasn't quite finished, though. "Though, come to think of it, now I might try to ruin your cover. These 'enemies' seem like interesting people."
"Won't work.Information you try to send to any major countries will be blocked by various means. The only way to do what you want, is to destroy this island and expose, manually, everything that's going on." Burkion finished his little speech, taking a swig of a new drink.
Seer couldn't help but grin. "Is that a challenge?"
Seer leaned back, thinking. "I think I could do it without destroying the island. But destroying the island does sound like a good suggestion."
"Mmhmm." Burkion looked at a screen on the nearby wall. "Might want to tell your spy in green to run away."
"The Orc. It's Mecha Oodako's mating season."
"...never mind. Too late anyways." Screams could be heard coming from the screen.
"Right, whatever." Seer turned to Burkion, suddenly looking very animated. "Say! Did I tell you my latest interest?"
"I'm dabbling a bit in horticulture."
"Hmm. Why does that make me think of an abomination?"
"I was actually thinking the more explosive variety." Seer turned away, already deep in thought. "I do like the abomination idea, though. Must remember to try that."
"Hmm. Oh, if you want them to live, you might want to take the Legion Soldiers back to mommy."
"Oh yeha, they're already heading back."
"And give the Queen my regards." Burkion placed a twenty on the counter, standing up. "I gotta get going. Unless there's something you want."
"Well..." Seer looked around, in any direction but towards Burkion. "Morso advice. I'd say you might want to get away from this island. Like, fastish."
"I'd like to. More than anything. But I can't. For as long as this island stands, so do I."
Seer suddenly stood up. "Oh well then how nice OH look at the time I must be off it was nice to meet you though I hope you enjoy the flowers I left you they're just underground but you'll see them soon ok good day to you bye!" He sprinted off, towards the nearest shuttle. He found Orc on the way, looking very bloodied and very unhappy. Seer directed him to another close, but distinctly different shuttle than the one he was going to.
As he jumped into the shuttle, he gave his final order to the troops for this battle. "Everyone get the snit away. Things are gonna get explodey." The shuttle took off, heading back for the moon.
May 26th, 2009, 04:35 PM
Burkion got onto a communcator.
"Yeah, the Legion Flower extracted? Good. Where's it being shipped to?"
"France? Sure. No one likes France anyways."
May 26th, 2009, 06:41 PM
A short time later, Toki stirred from unconioucness, finding Mechagodzilla next to him, all wrecked up.
Toki went closer to inmspect the damaged.Mechagodzilla was definatley down and smashed up rather badly,but by all means repairble.He kicked the door to the cockpit back open and crawled in, looking around.Apparently, Someone had hacked and downloaded Mechagodzilla ILLEGALY.Toki chuckled.He may be stupid, but he knew that Mechagodzilla was a bit too important to the Retros.He had a plan....one that would use The Neo's own tactics against them.
May 26th, 2009, 11:52 PM
Once back on the moon, Seer immediately sequestered himself to his office, moving into deep thought. Clearly he needed to rile up those people Burk told him he didn't want to rile up. That meant he needed to reveal Burkion's identity to the world. But apparently he couldn't do that other the normal networks. Maybe with some sort of worldwide pamphlet campaign...
And then there was that abomination thing Burkion mentioned. Some sort of giant plant flower abomination? Seer had to admit, he liked that idea. He'd have to get his top geneticists on that thing.
In fact, that seemed like a whole lot more interesting thing than riling up Burkion's people. So he'd spend his time thinking about genetic splicing. As for the people, he merely used a contact in News 84 to get the message through to the station. It would probably be blocked, but it might annoy them, and he could hopefully trace it back to something. Or something.
Back to thinking about genetic monstrosities...
May 26th, 2009, 11:59 PM
Orga777 walked down the corridor to his commanders office. He gave specific orders to refurbish the MKG and to do any essential tune-ups to make the thing more durable to laser cutters especially... and flying turtles... Right now, he had the MG plans to show the commander. He let out a small sigh as he knocked on Seer's door.
May 28th, 2009, 09:13 PM
Another million volt jolt struck Gyaos, forcing it to the ground for Gamera to deal with. "I'll be right back!" V3 shouted to the turtle, as he flew Jet Jaguar down to Toki and the totalled Mechagodzilla. He jumped down from the cockpit.
"Are you alright?" he asked Toki.
May 28th, 2009, 10:41 PM
"Hmmm?Oh, yeah ,thanks.Just kinda bruised and bleading a little.Mechagodzilla's in a little sorrier shape, though.Thanks for the Help...........Karma...... Liger??"
Toki chuckled, but began running away from the battlefield, to prevent getting crushed or eaten by monsters.
May 29th, 2009, 11:12 PM
Seer looked up from a rather poorly-drawn doodle of a giant GodzillaPlant he was planning on giving to the genetic crew when he heard the knock on the door.
"Oh yes! Um, come in." He quickly pocketed the doodle. Such brilliant ideas were best kept secret when in the planning stage.
May 30th, 2009, 12:38 AM
Orga777 opened the door to Seer's office. "Sir, I have the Design Specs to the Mecha-Godzilla that I battled on Monsterland. I was hoping before the Mechanics started to work on them to build our own mecha that yo could make sure Burkion didn't plant any failsafes into the machine to prevent such things. The men I had extract the data said it should be alright, but I am not taking any chances."
June 1st, 2009, 09:20 PM
Seer nodded his head absent-mindedly to Orga. "Yes yes very good I like explosions too--oh, acid blood." Seer took the doodle out of his pocket for a second and scribbled a note into it. "Keep up the work Wendigo...oh, and tell the gene guys I'm gonna need to see them shortly." The fact that Seer mispoke Orga's nickname showed that he clearly wasn't paying any attention.
June 1st, 2009, 09:39 PM
"..." Orga777 was speechless to say the least.... 'He completely ignored everything I said... and Wendigo? Better than Wiggles at least.....' he thought to himself.
Orga777 ran into one of the troops. "You! Go to the genetics lab and tell them the Commander General wishes to see them ASAP." Orga777 bellowed out.
"Sir!" the soldier replied with a salute and ran off towards the genetics lab as Orga777 continued on his path to the tech lab. 'I guess it should be okay to check these out then...' he thought holding the flash-drive with the Mecha-Godzilla data on it.
"Sir, we got it!" The head technician yelled in excitement.
Orga777 looked at the computer screen showing the Mecha-Godzilla specs on screen. "Good. Print this out and delete all files relating to this. I am not taking any chances here. Destroy the computer AND printer when you are done as well. Then throw the remains into an incinerator."
"Right." the head technician replied. After printing out all the data on a hard copy, all data on the Mecha-Godzilla was deleted and the computer used was soon smashed. The computer used was not connected to the Neo's Mainframe or even an internet connection at all and was just used for this purpose. It wasn't even hooked up to an outlet and was battery powered. Same as teh printer. Orga777 MEANT it when he said he took no chances. He lifted up the copy of Mecha-Godzilla's designs with a smirk after breaking the flashdrive in half. "Heh... Once we finish this will the Retro's even stand a chance?"
June 1st, 2009, 10:13 PM
Burkion looked over his various kaiju forces.
Then pushed a button, letting Ferak and the Rider into his office.
June 2nd, 2009, 07:13 PM
"Oh, Thanks, Sir.As you can see,Mechagodzilla has been taken out of commition for the time being.I also believe his specs were stolen by the Neos.I figured It would bee a good idea to get inside where I Wouldn't get cru-"
Toki's ears twitched, as if he heard something.
"Do you hear singing?"
June 11th, 2009, 05:48 PM
When the genetics lab technicians heard that Seer was coming down to see them, they paniced. Truth be told, genetic experiments weren't something Seer had shown much interest in in the past. They were one of the divisions lucky enough to have absolutely no supervision--meaning absolute freedom. But if the Commander General was coming down to see them, it could mean the end of that.
Seer arrived with absolutely no fanfare, and totally unexpected, as was his custom. Those in charge of the genetic projects were still debating on what to do about this when he arrived.
He walked in on their discussion, approached them in what could be described as a skip, and help up his doodle as a child would hold up a treasured drawing to a parent. "Make this real."
He set the doodle down, and left. The scientists weren't sure whether to be relieved that he still had no interest in micromanaging, or be just a little bit scared of the tentaclied genetic monster Seer had outlined.
June 11th, 2009, 06:07 PM
Toki's ears continued to twitch, hearing singing.He began looking around Burkion's room to find it's source.
"Where is this singing coming from?"
October 4th, 2009, 11:59 AM
DeadFish suddenly appears. 'You asked something Toki'?
October 4th, 2009, 05:08 PM
DeadFish suddenly appears. 'You asked something Toki'?
Toki nearly fell over as he jumped back in shock.
"Who are you? How'd you get in here?"
October 4th, 2009, 06:19 PM
"The name is Fish. DeadFish. You have a slight security problem. Let's talk."
October 4th, 2009, 10:09 PM
Toki scratched at his ears, confused.
"Ok. Take a seat. Take a seat right over there. Take a seat, please."
Toki sat down in the big chair behind his desk.
October 4th, 2009, 10:59 PM
DeadFish took a seat. "Your name is Toki correct? Well Sir, about the security problems, you did not even lock the door behind you. I will be able to fix all these problems of course if you can meet my price."
October 5th, 2009, 06:50 PM
Toki gave a funny look at the man.
"Security problems? What security problems? And even if we have s ecurity problems, who;s to say your the best man to fix 'em?"
October 5th, 2009, 11:57 PM
"That's what I'm here for.To help fix your problems. And if you have any doubts"... DeadFish pulls out a gun."See this Walther PPK semiautomatic pistol? Some say I have a '00' in my code name. You do know what it stand for?"DeadFish does not put the gun away."Firstly, it was absurdly easy to break in. Not even pushing my limits. Be thankful I was not aiming to kill."
October 6th, 2009, 05:42 PM
KEnny scratched his head again.
"Funny , you dont look or sound British to me...."
October 6th, 2009, 08:27 PM
"You cannot be serious if you think the average British citizen says 'Please pass the tea pot Charles'. Britain is multi-cultural if you must know. Now please we must discuss what you are going to do about the security problems." DeadFish scans around the room looking for weaknesses.
October 6th, 2009, 09:05 PM
"I didnt mean it like that. I was just expecting a little bit of an accent. But whatever. So, what can you do for my park that I couldnt do with our security forces myself?"
October 6th, 2009, 10:55 PM
"Have you got a 00 in your code name. Or any security member in your team? Does your security force have special gadgets? Is any member a loyal master of espionage? Oh and one thing-You will need all the help you can get." DeadFish took a breath and started scanning the room.
October 7th, 2009, 06:06 PM
"I dont have a code name. I have catears, fangirls, and a giant mechanichal dinosaur with lasers and rockets..."
Toki also points over to Burk, still being in his office.
"And if you want gadgets...ask Burk over there. He's head of security."
((BURK. ****ING POST)))
October 7th, 2009, 06:12 PM
"Mechanical Dinosaurs? Well I believe your 'Dinosaur' is out of commision and the specs stolen correct?"
October 7th, 2009, 06:59 PM
"...I also have a theme park full of various giant monsters. Also, Fangirls."
Toki chuckled, trying to disregard MG's spec had been stolen. He was pretty sure that coding leaded to a rickroll, though.
"Well, If I do hire you..what'll you do?"
October 7th, 2009, 09:18 PM
"I will infiltrate your enemy. I believe they are called the Neos? Also as a safety precaution I will recover the stolen MechaGodzilla Specs. No need to take any chances."
October 7th, 2009, 09:41 PM
Toki's eyes widened for a second.
"Excuse me for a second."
Kenny reached into his desk drawer, pulling his iPod out. He put on it's docking station, picked "Wont Get Fooled Again", and wound up to a certain point of the song. He pressed play, and climbed up on his desk.
Toki climbed back down and turned off the music.
(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 That's the part KEnny was doing. The YEAAAAAH!!!! that plays to start the opening credits.))
October 8th, 2009, 01:47 PM
(Oh snap! Forgot all about this!)
RadoGoji snapped out of whatever coma-like state he was in and tried to catch up on the conversation he was hearing, so that he could figure out why an iPod was playing all of a sudden.
He tried to cover all the conversation points that he had seemingly missed, "Yes, there is a security problem, as I was able to get in just fine last time. I have a boatload of gadgets, and being a cyborg, I guess I could be considered a gadget. Also, what was that thing I was driving, what are Retros and Neos, and why did your boss call me into his office?" He panted heavily after spitting his whole spiel out seemingly in one breath.
October 8th, 2009, 02:20 PM
Orga777 watched the slow progress o technitions they built up the new weapon from the designs from the Retro's Mecha-Godzilla. Most of the torso of he machine was finished at this pont. 'Nearing completion...' he thught to himself. He turned and looked at his machine... Mecha-King Ghidorah which was now fully repaired. 'Soon... It will be time to get back into action...'
October 8th, 2009, 06:16 PM
"Fine, rider. If you must know. The Retros and Neos are two companies. We both hate each other, for... undescernable reasons. We are both worth billions of dollars, and have extremely hi tech equipment. Most importantly... We all love Kaiju movies. A LOT. So much so we've both tried to open theme parks based on them, and built Mechas. When we both discovered there were in fact living kaiju..the proverbial **** hit the fan..."
October 8th, 2009, 11:55 PM
Screams came from the hallway outside of the weapon's lab, catching Orga's attention. It seemed to be coming from the direction of the genetics lab...
The door flew open and Seer poked his head into the room. "Heyeveryonedon'tgooutsideforawhilebythewayanyonekn owwherethemolecularbakingsodaisnevermindI'llcheckt hekitchenokbyewatchoutfortheacidtrynottodie." And before a word could be said in response, the door was shut, Seer was gone, and everyone was that much more on edge.
October 9th, 2009, 12:20 AM
"Where are we heading, we should have reached the Moon Base by now" asked the green one.
"Uh...sorry sir...we will be there shortly. My navigator....uh.....he forgot to calculate for the uh....revolution of the....."-BAM! The mumbling pilot was cut off before he could end his "explanation". Orc new that these shuttles could pretty much fly themselves as long as the correct destination was input. It was obvious that the Neos' leader did not plan on having him back at base so soon. Orc really couldn't care less for the reasons, all it meant was that he had a brand new ship.
He pulled the pilot out of the seat. The poor sap was of little use with him now a cracked skull and little bits of his brains and blood scattered all around the cockpit. Before grabbing the controls, he decided to give a little speech to the other occupants of the shuttle.
"Attention. From now on, everyone on this ship is under my direct command. You will still work for your former command as well, but if you disobey my orders then you're as good to me as our pilot"
With those words of inspiration still fresh in the air he threw the pilot's body into the midst of his new troops. Orc wasn't exactly a great orator, but he had a way of getting his point across.
With that he returned to the ship's controls and set course for the Neo Lunar Base.
October 10th, 2009, 08:11 PM
DeadFish sat down again. He waited paitently as Toki explained the situation."My sources said as much" he declared."Now you have not even asked what I want."He paused for Toki's answer.
October 11th, 2009, 10:48 PM
"What do you mean, what do you want? I thought you made it rather clear. Sorta....
What do you want, anyways?"
October 11th, 2009, 11:48 PM
Burk sat back and wondered when the next assault would begin.
Trival matters could wait for later.
October 12th, 2009, 09:16 AM
"All I want is the job. For free if you want. The price is cancelled." DeadFish looks around, trying to find Kaiju technology."Do you have any Kaiju technology in this room?"
October 12th, 2009, 01:22 PM
"Err...No. Kaiju Technology is usually pretty damn big, so it's not like it'd fin in this one room.Also , it's not a good idea to keep our top secret tech out in the open. There probablly is some down in the Underground HQ...."
October 12th, 2009, 03:11 PM
"So no portable kaiju technology then." DeadFish makes a mental note. "So I came here to here to help. Do you need it?"
October 12th, 2009, 03:48 PM
"Of course there isnt. It's only portable when it's made into a mecha or put onto a kaiju."
"Yeah, I guess we need some help."
October 12th, 2009, 03:55 PM
"Any operations I can help with then Sir?
October 12th, 2009, 04:09 PM
"Erm, no. Not up here. C'mon, I'll show ya the base. Come along. You too, Mr. Burk."
Toki walked over to a wall and reached behind the US poster of Godzilla vs. Megalon and pressed a button. The wall slid up, revealing a chute that led to the base. He jumped down it.
October 12th, 2009, 04:14 PM
"AWESOME!!!!" One minute later, DeadFish had reached the bottom. "So this is the secret base?"
October 12th, 2009, 04:21 PM
"Yeah, this is it. Well, part of it"
Toki pointed at a doorway at the end of the hall.
"That leads to the rest."
October 12th, 2009, 07:22 PM
"Right. DeadFish takes a walk down the hallway and opens the door."Wow this is impressive. Where is Mecha Godzilla?"
October 12th, 2009, 09:02 PM
"Hmm? Oh, he's being investigated outside for damage. They're gonna bring him in a little bit."
"What? YOu didnt see him outside?"
October 13th, 2009, 01:31 PM
RadoGoji, still wondering why he was sent down to Burkion's office in the first place, noted that he had just been ditched, and decided to go home to try to piece everything together. He exited the HQ, then went back to the park's parking lot to find his motorcycle. Just then, something caught his attention...
October 13th, 2009, 08:54 PM
DeadFish realised he had made an espionage mistake. He decided to change subject."Since you are a multi-billion dollar company, you try to have secure communication routes correct?"DeadFish looked at the technology around him "What happens if the Neos finish Mechagodzilla and launch an attack on your base?"
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