What famous person would you want to see beat up on by Godzilla?

[Evil alla Pure]

I was just thinking of doing something odd.
What famous person would you want to balloon to a giant size and then get beat up, tortured, drug through the mud, and humilated by Godzilla?

Jessica Simpson, Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timberlake, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton for me.
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[Solar_Behemoth]

Ughhh.... okay... I'll bite....

Justin Timberlake.

[Gorjirus]

<font color='#FF0000'>Some kid who lives around here named Kevin Payne.

[kent]

George W Bush, Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant, Dick Cheney, A couple of my neighbors.....and that's about what comes to-wait, Frankie Muniz. That little dweeb is the biggest a**hole I have ever seen!

[MechaV]

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Seriously though, any of those jackasses on Jackass.

[Solar_Behemoth]

Quote[/b] (kent @ May 12 2004,19:19)]Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant
Those are some of the biggest ******-bags in the world!

[Baryonyx13]

<font color='#000080'>Hey, Kobe didn't do it aiight?? ( http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif )

Wouldn't mind seein Ryan Seacrest get mutilated...

How in the hell did he ever become popular???



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[Melkor]

Paris Hilton, definitely. Someone teach that skank how to dress properly in public. But I guess that won't matter much, as she's gonna be horribly mauled by Godzilla. and of course, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears. No explanation necessary.



Peace,



Melkor



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[rodan70]

Quote[/b] (pureevil305 @ May 12 2004,15:28)]I was just thinking of doing something odd.
What famous person would you want to balloon to a giant size and then get beat up, tortured, drug through the mud, and humilated by Godzilla?

Jessica Simpson, Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timberlake, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton for me.
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<font color='#810541'>Wow, I'd say all of them plus Boba Fett from The Empire Strikes Back. He was overrated.

[Shadow]

Quote[/b] (Gorjirus @ May 12 2004,17:39)]Some kid who lives around here named Kevin Payne.
<font color='#348781'>Gorjirus, I totally agree with you on this one. the only thing that could make that mor entertaining is if he steps on his own &quot;precious&quot; ford mustang.

Now that would be great!

[mecha-kumonga]

<font color='#008080'>1) Anyone that has ever been or ever will be on Surviour.
2) Dr. Phil, I can just see it now. &quot;Ok Godzilla you have a problem. You cannot blame it on anyone but yourself so you have to make a list to make your life better. Godzilla are you paying attention.&quot; Nuclear Breath bye bye Dr. Phil.
3) Dr. Phil's wife. &quot;Godzilla I just have the perfect marrige listen to me or you will never be happy.&quot; Nuclear breath.
4) If their last name is Bush, Rumsfeld, Rice, Channey, or Powell.
5) Last but not least the Friends cast.

[Gorgozilla]

Quote[/b] (mecha-kumonga @ May 14 2004,01:45)]If their last name is Bush, Rumsfeld, Rice, Channey, or Powell.
Right on! Just don't forget to add John Ashcroft &amp; John Walters to the list. Wouldn't hurt my feelings any to have Michael Jackson receive the treatment as well.

(&quot;Beat this!&quot; Godzilla snarls.)

[The Great MM]

JOHN KERRY! I can't stand that *** hole. GO BUSH. If anything, George W. Bush should help Godzilla ultimately torture this guy, and leave him to heal, and do it again, and do that repeatedly!

The guy who played Spiderman and Hulk- I CAN'T STAND THEM! Both of their movies ultimetly sucked major ***.

My Spanish Teacher and My Math Teacher- I HATE THEM ALSO, Godzilla, kill them!

Magumi Oodaka (Girl who plays Miki Saegusa)- Stupid *** tramp ruined Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla, she needs to feel the crap Godzilla got in that film.

Cody- An *** from my school, gonna beat his *** on Monday, I'll save some for Goji.

D&amp;E- There Goji was ok, but still an insult to Godzilla.

Every actress who played the Mothra fairies- I hate those fairies!

Tim Burton- Ever since his best film, Sleep Hollow, every one of his films sucked.

[DragonLord]

<font color='#FF0000'>1. Bush
2. Michael Jackson
3. My English teacher

[Emperor Violenjiger]

This topic is meaningless.

[Mothraleo]

Quote[/b] (Lord Khandejifer @ May 16 2004,14:06)]This topic is meaningless.
<font color='#0000FF'>Lets have Godzilla stop on Lord K j/k http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif Yah, even if it is pointless it still gets attention. Thats how people are. They find enjoyment from pointless things.

[Baryonyx13]

<font color='#000080'>It's not pointless, it seems to me to be a 'who you hate or are jealous of their success' thread.

Damn you, Ryan Seacrest!

[The Great MM]

Oh, and lets not forget about Nader, I want him so dead!

[Solar_Behemoth]

These guys really need to get beat up by Godzilla:

John Kerry, he is gonna be the worst president EVER if he wins. Bush will though, he is alot more liked than that #######.

And also Bill Clinton, for obvious reasons.

[SuperXAsh]

John Kerry, Bubba Clinton and his wife the Hildabeast, Jane Fonda, Tom Daschle, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, Dixie Chicks, Beastie Boys, Michael Moore (I hate him that much), and Mark Wahlberg.

Stomp 'em into a thin layer of paste Godzilla. I hate these spawn of Satans fiery dickhole so much that i'd love nothing more than to hear of their deaths in the news one day. You know they're alive solely because it's against the law to kill people. Specially that ##### *** commy ho Fonda.

Whoever said that the good die young was right, cause these #######s listed above are getting older and are being allowed to thrive and spread.

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This has been my first true rant on the forums... thank you.

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[SuperXAsh]

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[Tokyo VigilanteX]

That lazy *** bum that goes threw my garbage.
Ive been trying to catch that ******* for a month,but he's just so sneaky.
Oh,and Oprah.

[Baryonyx13]

<font color='#000080'>Beastie Boys? What the Hell man, what the hell... http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nonono2.gif

[WitchKing667]

<font color='#000F22'>Needless to say, I am extremely offended by the neo-conservatives on this board who want John Kerry dead (especially SuperXAsh's extremely hateful and ignorent post). What are you guys doing on a Godzilla board anyways? I thought you people boycot everything you find &quot;un-American&quot;. (http://www.pabaah.com) Don't you realize that the vast majority of the Japanese people oppose the war?!

Now to get off my soapbox, here's my list of people I'd like to see Godzilla step on:
1. Fred Phelps
2. Osama Bin Laden
3. The c***ts that killed Nick Berg
4. Kim Jong Il
5. John Ashcroft
6. Donald Rumsfeld
7. George W. Bush
8. Pat Robertson
9. Jerry Falwell
10. Ann Coulter
11. Dennis Miller
12. Michael Eisner
13. Ariel Sharon
14. Mike Tyson
15. O.J. Simpson

[Figment]

Michael Eisner(needs to be nuclear pulsed, atomic breathed, and stomped)
Bill Gates(Finally get to see Godzilla VS the Devil)
Kyle Holtmeyer(stupid kid in my class that I theorize is a retarded Simeon)
Michael Morgan(another ******* in my class. Big Jerk.)
Mary Kate and Ashley(quick before Toho casts them in a future Mothra movie as the fairies!http://www.kaijuphile.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears(slut...)
All pop stars save for Weird Al, even though he is NOT a pop star.

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Bloody no edit button, I didn't want that smiley!

[Kaiju_Sensai]

<font color='#008080'>I've always wanted to see the Power Rangers say &quot;It's morhphin time&quot; right before Godzilla steps on them.

[HolyGoji777]

god how could you people choose? theres just WAYYYYYYYY too many choices for this one...maybe we should round all of them up and ship them to an island and just let some kaiju loose there...that way theres no &quot;friendly fire&quot; from our kaiju pals.

[SuperXAsh]

Quote[/b] (WitchKing667 @ June 01 2004,21:10)]Needless to say, I am extremely offended by the neo-conservatives on this board who want John Kerry dead (especially SuperXAsh's extremely hateful and ignorent post). What are you guys doing on a Godzilla board anyways? I thought you people boycot everything you find &quot;un-American&quot;. (http://www.pabaah.com) Don't you realize that the vast majority of the Japanese people oppose the war?!
I'd fire back at that comment Witchking, and trust me... normally I would... but since I'm trying to figure out why this topic is in a kaiju discussion forum, when it should be in something like the General Discussion forum, I don't want this to become some political flame war.

Let's just leave it at this... I hate Kerry, and you obviously hate Bush. You have just as much right to think those things as I do. Neither of us can change the other, so let's just leave it at that.

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[mechagodzilla3]

<font color='#0000FF'>Kobe bryant
Justin timberlake
one kid from my scool called Max pernice