Godzilla Jeopardy!

[UltraGojira]

Hey, I'm working on this wonderful, funny, but strange, fanfic. I hope that it will be the best yet! In this fic, most of the monsters don't have brains, but some actually do. And yes, the monsters will talk. The host is... me! Each Part will have 4 episodes, and we start with the middle every episode. Why don't we get going shall we?


Godzilla Jeopardy: Part One, Episode 1


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UG: Hi, and welcome back to Jeopardy. So far, we are experiencing terrible scores so far. In first place, we have Spacegodzilla with -4,200, and he's playing for the "Save the Space-Crystal Charity."

Spacegodzilla: Anyone who disses the Space-Crystals shall be punished!

UG: Right, and so far, you're not doing a great job. In second place, we have Destoroyah with -50,000, and he's playing for the "Oxygen-Destroyer Charity."

Destoroyah: That's right. Once I win the competition, I'll tell everyone about how to make the Oxygen Destroyer, so that way, I can destroy the world!

*Crowd boos*

Destoroyah: Who asked all of you?!

UG: Okay, thanks. And in last place, we have Megaguirus with an incredible score of -300,000. She's playing for "Anti-Bug Zapper Charity."

Megaguirus: Bugs, bugs, everything in the world is about bugs!!! Why, you should be a bug right now!!!

UG: Oh, boy, they'll be disappointed once you tell them you failed to win.

Megaguirus: Don't worry. I WILL WIN!!!

UG: Okay, we have new money from 200 to 1,000, and new catagories, which includes, "Math, Science, Godzilla's name, Name that movie, and Colors that End with 'ellow." Alright, Spacegodzilla, your in the lead, so pick a catagory.

Spacegodzilla: Is it really nessicary? Look, why don't I just pick your nose, instead?

UG: Eww, that's disgusting! Destoroyah, why don't you pick a cata..

Spacegodzilla: Alright, I'll pick a stinkin' catagory. Godzilla's name for $400.

UG: This is Godzilla's name... yes Destoroyah? You should get this, knowing that you've battled with him before.

Destoroyah: Uhh.... Minya.

UG: THAT'S THE SON OF GODZILLA!!! INCORRECT!!! (buzz) Yes, Spacegodzilla?

Spacegodzilla: Why must anyone want to destroy and discover our Space-Crystals? Why can't they leave us in peace...

UG: No, that is incorrect. Anyone? (buzz) Megaguirus.

Megaguirus: Your IQ?

UG: NO!!!!! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!!! THE ANSWER WAS GODZILLA!!!!

Spacegodzilla: That was hard.

UG: NO IT WASN'T! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!! YOU FOUGHT HIM, AND YOU SHOULD'VE KNEW THE ANSWER!!! Fine, just pick another catagory.

Spacegodzilla: Math for 4,000.

UG: Fine, Math for 400. The answer is four. What are the two numbers in addition that equals to four? Anyone should know this. (buzz) Yes, Megaguirus.

Megaguirus: Ah, math. One of the most... horrible, disgusting, wretched subject ever!!!

UG: You don't know the answer?

Megaguirus: No.

UG: That is sad. (buzz) Yes, Destoroyah?

Destoroyah: Your I.Q?

UG: WHAT?! NO!!! Times up!!! IT'S 2+2 YOU MORONS!!!!

Megaguirus: You and your tough questions.

UG: Let's just move on to Final Jeopardy. Spacegodzilla, pick a catagory.

Spacegodzilla: Fine, I'll choose "Destoroyah's An Idiot".

Destoroyah: !!!!!!

UG: Why don't you choose a number. Any number. (Music starts. Monsters are writing. Then, the music ends) Okay, let's see how you did, Megaguirus. You wrote.... "QUEEN BEES RULE!!!" that's wrong, and you wagered.... "AND THEY WILL ALWAYS RULE, 4EVER!!!" Funny, you lose.

Megaguirus: NO!!! I CAN'T LOSE!!! THIS STUPID GAME SHOW!!!

UG: Destoroyah, let's see how you did. And you wrote, "There's a trash bag." That's incorrect, and you wagered... that's an arrow pointing to Spacegodzilla. Next time, use your common sense!

Destoroyah: .....

UG: You lose, and NO PEOPLE, THE OXYGEN DESTROYER WILL NEVER BE CREATED, EVER!!! Spacegodzilla, let's see what you wrote. You wrote... "16." That's correct! And you wagered... "Destoroyah's An Idiot." OH MAN, YOU HAD YOU'RE CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT!!!

Spacegodzilla: Well, I thought it was the wrong answer.

UG: Ha, ha. That's funny. YOU LOSE!!!!!

Spacegodzilla: ....

UG: YOU ALL LOSE!!!! Ahem, well that's the time we have for our first episode of Jeopardy. And apparantly, it was terrible so far, as all of the monsters failed to get the money for the charity...

Destoroyah: WHAT??!!! THIS WAS FOR CHARITY??!!! I WAN'T THE MONEY, NOW!!!!!!!!

UG: Uhh, well, this is UltraGojira saying "Goodnight," and, "SOMEBODY, HELP ME!!!!!!!"

(Camera zooms out with Megaguirus flying away sadly, while UG was getting chased by Destoroyah, who was chased by Spacegodzilla.)

[UltraGojira]

Godzilla Jeopardy: Part 1, Episode 2.

UG: Hi, and welcome back to Jeopardy! Well, the monsters are being challenged for big money, and so far, they're not doing great. In first place, with a score of -1,000, we have Mothra.

Mothra: It's great to compete in this wonderful game show!

UG: Really?

Mothra: NO!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO STUPID!!!! JUST LIKE THE OTHER TWO CHARACTERS!!!!

UG: Speaking of them, we have a tie between Battra and Orga with a score of -600,000, breaking the Jeopardy record. *Coughs* Morons *Coughs*

Battra/Orga: HEY!!! WE ARE NOT MORONS!!!!

UG: Right, and one of you tried to kill me with a beam.

Battra/Orga: HE TRIED TO KILL YOU!!! *Turns to each other* I DID NOT, YOU DID!!!!!!

UG: It doesn't matter who did it, let's just play this stupid game, so I can hit myself in the head using a frying pan!!!! Okay, the catagories are, "1954, Super Smash Brothers, Pokemon, Power Rangers, and Mothra." Okay, Mothra, pick a catagory.

Mothra: Power Rangers for 1,000.

UG: Okay, great choice. "This Power Ranger was a Pink Power Ranger back in the 1993 during the first season of 'Power Rangers.'" (buzz) Yes, Orga?

Orga: It was me!!! I LIKE PINK!!! I'VE ALWAYS LIKE PINK!!! ALSO, I LIKE SHINY!!!

UG: O.O Ahem, that's wrong, because YOU'VE FOUGHT GODZILLA IN "GODZILLA 2000!!!" And you don't like pink, you're suppose to be an evil alien who doesn't care about anything. For being stupid, you lose twice the amount of points!!! {Orga: !!!!!!!!!} (buzz) Yes, Battra.

Battra: Mothra. She's a girl. She likes pink!

Mothra: I DO NOT, YOU WORTHLESS IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

UG: Mothra is a girl, but did the Pink Power Ranger have wings? No, so that's INCORRECT!!!! (buzz) Yes, Mothra?

Mothra: It's Kimberly, you idiots, KIMBERLY!!!!

UG: Yes! Thank you so much! You are now at 0. Pick a catagory.

Mothra: 1954 for 1,000.

UG: "This monster made his first appearance in his first film, ever." (buzz) Yes, Battra.

Battra: It's the monster with the fake eyes, Orga.

Orga: !!!!!!!!

UG: Incorrect. (buzz) Yes Mothra?

Mothra: Uh, Rodan, I guess.

UG: Close, but no. (buzz) Yes Orga?

Orga: That trash bag who would always tick me off, Battra.

Battra: !!! Hey, I'm not a trash bag!!!!

UG: This is sad. Mothra, pick a catagory.

Mothra: Uhh, I'll try Pokemon for 1,000.

UG: Okay. "This Pokemon is a yellow mouse with shocking abilities." (buzz) Yes, Orga?

Orga: Battra, because he shocks me all the time.

Battra: I do not have shocking abilities!!!!

UG: Incorrect. (buzz) Yes, Mothra.

Mothra: Pikachu!

UG: Correct. Unlike these two IDIOTS who fight all the time, Motha sure does have all the brains!

Mothra: Yep!

UG: Okay, Final Jeopardy. Let's try.... Your favorite hobby. What do you like to do? (Music starts, the monster writes, and the music ends) Okay, Orga, let's see what you wrote. And you wrote, "I like pink!" Incorrect, and you wagered, "I like shiney." I got two words for you. YOU LOSE!!!

Orga: DARNIT!!! BATTRA, THIS IS ALL YOU'RE FAULT!!!! I SHALL GET REVENGE ON YOU!!!!

UG: Right.... Battra, you wrote "Pikachu." THAT WAS THE ANSWER OF QUESTON #3!!! And you wagered, "Orga's a girl and a fairy, even though he's suppose to be a DUDE!!" {Orga: !!!!!!} You lose.

Battra:....

UG: Mothra, I'm relying on you. Let's see what you wrote. "Protecting the people and fighting evil." That's CORRECT!!! You can be the winner!

Mothra: I'm the winner! I'M THE WINNER!!! WHOO-HOO!!!

UG: Hang on a second, let's see what you wagered. Drum roll please? *Drums* You wagered.... "-1." WHAT??????!!!!!

Audience/Battra/Orga: !!!!!!!

Mothra: Well, do I lose?

UG: Unfortunately, yes, but I bet you can try again someday, since you won!!

Mothra: Oh, goody!!!

UG: Well, a happy ending, another game down, and I hope somebody kills Orga and Battra for being idiots. {Battra/Orga: !!!!} Well, that's all for Jeopardy!

(Camera zooms out as Battra tries to zap Orga, and Mothra practices her magic to impress the audience)

[UltraGojira]

Godzilla Jeopardy: Part 1, Episode 3.


UG: Hi, and welcome back to Jeopardy! Well, the monsters were challenged to win some big money, but sadly, none of them are doing it right. In first place with the score of -20,000, King Ghidorah.

King Ghidorah: I hate you, I hate this game show, I hate everything, and I hate losing to Godzilla!!!

UG: Interesting, and in second place with the score of -40,000 points, we have Kiryu. I thought you were the robot with smarts.

Kiryu: I thought so, too, but the questions are too hard.

UG: Are you crazy?! The questions are so EASY!!! There is no way you should miss every questions that are suppose to be easy, especiall the question where you said "Pink is the President of the U.S.A."

Kiryu: .....

UG: And in last place, with a score of -100,000, we have Biollante.

Biollante: Thank you! It's so great to be in the lead.

UG: Actually, you're in LAST PLACE!!! Can't you read the score??!!!

Biollante: I can't even read my name.

UG: Great. Alright, here are the catagories for "Double Jeopardy:" Holidays, Biollante's name, Kiryu's weapons, Colors that end in "Ed", and Disneyland. Alright, King Ghidorah, pick a catagory.

King Ghidorah: Foolish human. I will take Goths for a bajillion dollars.

UG: Why don't we go with Biollante's name for 1,000 dollars. It reads, "This is Biollante's name." (buzz) King Ghidorah.

King Ghidorah: The square root of Goths with a Key Lime Pie.

UG: INCORRECT, AND STOP TALKING ABOUT GOTHS!!! YOU'RE IN THE GAMESHOW!!! WAKE UP!!! (buzz) Yes, Kiryu.

Kiryu: King Ghidorah.

UG: INCORRECT! Can't you ever listen to the NAME??!!! I even gave you the answer!!!!

Kiryu: It's a hard question.

UG: Whatever. (buzz) Biollante, you should be able to get this one.

Biollante: Uh... UltraGojira?

UG: What is it?

Biollante: No, I said the answer. UltraGojira.

UG: WHAT??!!! THAT'S MY NAME!!!! THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS BIOLLANTE!!!

Biollante: Oh, it was me? Well, sorry.

UG: Well, let's move on. Pick another catagory, King Ghidorah.

King Ghidorah: More Goths for a million dollars.

UG: O.O Well, why don't I pick "Colors that End with 'ED.'" (buzz) Yes, Biollante?

Biollante: Light Ed?

UG: WRONG!!! (buzz) KG, you better not say "Goths" this time!

King Ghidorah: Goth Ed.

UG: I knew it. You lose TWICE the amount for that!! (buzz) Kiryu, give it a try.

Kiryu: I wish I was born with red armor.

UG: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did you say red?

Kiryu: I did.

UG: Correct!!! (ding) Oh, I'm sorry, it's time to move to Final Jeopardy! What is your favorite word? (Music starts, monsters write the answers, music ends) Alright, Biollante, let's see how you did. And you wrote, "I can't read." Incorrect, and you wagered, "I need to go to the bathroom."

Biollante: ....

UG: Knock, Knock {Biollante: Who's there?} You lose! Kiryu, you wrote, "Dunce." That word really makes me laugh all the time, so it's correct! And you wagered, "Head." It says "Dunce Head." Funny, but wrong. You lose.

Kiryu: Perfect....

UG: King Ghidorah, final chance. You wrote, "Nothing." WHAT?!! You didn't say the word "Goths?!" Oh, apparantly, it's what he wagered. You lose.

King Ghidorah: Goths, goths, goths, goths, goths, goths...

UG: LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! I can't here you!!!! Anyway, that's all the time we have for today! See ya!!!!

(Camera zooms out, as King Ghidorah contiunes to say "Goths" while the other monsters try their best to cover their ears)

[UltraGojira]

Godzilla Jeopardy: Part 1, Episode 4

UG: Hey, and welcome to the final episode for the week. Part two will be up for tomorrow. Here are the mosnters. In last place, Rodan with -100,000. In second place, Anguirus with -30,000. And in first place, Godzilla with a record of 2,000! Sorry, it's just that I want to end this quickly, because it's sad and annoying. New catagories for Double Jeopardy: "What's your name, Movies, Fast-Foods, Ebirah, and The Simpsons." Godzilla, pick a catagory.

Godzilla: I'll pick Movies for 400.

UG: This is the movie that Godzilla and Orga starred in. (buzz) Yes, Rodan?

Rodan: And so I was walking down a path. I met a personal friend of mine named Anguirus. As we were about to...

UG: Incorrect. (buzz) Yes, Godzilla?

Godzilla: Godzilla 2000.

UG: Correct! Pick another catagory!

Godzilla: Ebirah for 1,000.

UG: Daring today, are we? "This creature is known as a puny lobster who fought with Godzilla." (buzz) Yes, Anguirus.

Anguirus: I like a can of apples. Huh? Oh, sorry. I meant the answer is "Color 13."

UG: WHAT?! Incorrect!!! There is no such name as Color 13 for lobsters!!! (buzz) Yes Rodan?

Rodan: Why do some of the monsters have to act evil. Evil must never win! I like marshmellows, and soft ponies. They're good, soft, and...

UG: INCORRECT!!! What are you trying to do??

Rodan: I'm reciting a poem!

UG: THIS IS A GAME, NOT A POEM CONTEST!!!!

Rodan: What's a game?

UG: Excuse me. (He makes a trip outside, screams his lungs out, and, repeatedly, bangs his head on a tree. He comes back with leaves on his ears) Sorry about that guys. (buzz) Anguirus, you already answered!

Anguirus: Who was the first president of the U.S.A?

UG: Hey, I'm suppose to be asking the questions... (buzz) Rodan, stop that. You already answered!

Rodan: Why do fools fall in love?

UG: Cut that out!!! Godzilla, please answer! (buzz) Rodan, I hate you.

Rodan: I love you, just as long as you like marshmellows!

UG: (makes a second trip outside. We see him covered with bruises as if he was trying to kill himself) Sorry again, folks. (buzz) Finally! Godzilla, the answer?

Godzilla: Ebirah! It's simple guys!

Anguirus/Rodan: Ohhhhh!

UG: Correct! (buzz) WHAT IS IT RODAN?!!

Rodan: Do you like Marshmellows?

UG: (chokes)!!!!!! Let's just move on! Godzilla, pick a catagory.

Godzilla: The Simpsons for 1,000.

UG: This character... (buzz) RODAN?! I haven't finished the question, yet?!!

Rodan: I know the answer. I've seen The Simpsons before. It's Bart!

UG: First of all, I haven't finished the question, yet! Second, you're wrong!!! Third, you get you're points deducted, TWICE THE AMOUNT, for annoying me! (buzz) That's it!!! *Rips the podium from Rodan* There!!! (buzz) Anguirus! I...

Anguirus: I know the answer! It's Marge!

UG: NO!!!! It's NOT MARGE OR BART!!! I'm trying to finish the question saying, "This character is the main character in the entire series." (buzz) Godzilla.

Godzilla: Mr. Burns?

UG: That's correct.... O.O No, I'm sorry. That's wrong!

Godzilla: WHAT?!! BUT THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! I'M NEVER WRONG!!! I'M THE KING OF THE MONSTERS!!!

UG: And what a king you are. The correct answer was, of course, HOMER!!!

Godzilla: I knew that.

UG: Riiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhttttttt...... (buzz) UGHH!!!! This is getting too weird! Can we just start Final Jeopardy?! We can? THANK GOODNESS!!! Let's start! *A crew whispers in his ear* Oh. (laughs) I almost forgot. Give Rodan a piece of paper and a pencil since I ripped out his podium. Let me pick something. Ahh, yes! Write your name! (Music starts, the monsters write their answers, music ends) Alright, let's see how you did. Rodan, you wrote, "Marshmellows." Incorrect, and you wagered, "Poems." You know what, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a contestant who just lost the competition, because he can't make up his mind. THE END!!! (Crowd laughs) In other words, YOU LOSE!!!

Rodan: No... I have failed me!

UG: Sad, just sad. Anguirus, let's see how you did. You wrote, OH MY GOSH, YOU WROTE YOUR NAME! THAT'S CORRECT!!! And you wagered, 250,000??!!! That puts you in the lead!!!!

Anguirus: YEAH!!! I WON!!!

UG: Not so fast, we have Godzilla, which we will reveal his answer. It says, "Godzilla." THAT'S CORRECT!!! And you wagered.... 500,000!!!! You know what this means, Anguirus loses, and YOU WIN!!!!! You are our first winner!!!!

Godzilla: I WON?!! YESS!!!!!!!!

Anguirus: Oh, no....

UG: Well, this has been exciting! A first winner is born, and that name is Godzilla, the TRUE KING OF THE MONSTERS!!!! That's all the time we have for Jeopardy!!! I'm UltraGojira saying... WOW!!! AND STOP IT, RODAN!!!

(Camera zooms out as Godzilla shakes Anguirus' hands, while Rodan flaps his wings angrily, making the audience cough)







Well, that's all for today. I'll do Part 2 tomorrow with four brand new episodes!!! Well, did you like my fan-fic? Was it funny?

[Godzilla guy]

LOL, that was hilarious, especially rodan!!!

[mechagodzilla3]

Ultra Gojira those Are so funny! I liked King ghidorah. Goths,goths,goths,goths,goths

[Draco Starcloud]

Not bad, but you seem to be forgetting that contestants must answer in the form of a question.

[UltraGojira]

Godzilla Jeopardy: Part 2, Episode 5


UltraGojira: Hi, and welcome back to Jeopardy. In this game, the monsters compete for big money! Unfortunately, it's not happining right now, as not only the show is dropping in ratings, but also these monsters are even dumb enough to not answer the right answers! Let's meet the contestants. In first place with -3,500, we have Minya.

Minya: I like Barney! I wish I was Barney, the Purple Dinosaur!

UG: And, he's continuing to dream about Barney. In second place, we have Gigan with the score of -599,999.

Gigan: You fool! It's a great number!!!

UG: Has it ever occurred to you that you are LOSING?!!! EVEN TO MINYA!!!!

Gigan: I can't help it!!! The stupid questions are hard!!!!

UG: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!! You missed the easiest question of all!!! Infinity times infinity does NOT equal to TWO!!! Godzilla was NOT the first president of the U.S.A!!! And blue and yellow DOES NOT mix to make GOLD!!!

Gigan: Whatever, fool.

UG: UGH!!! And in last place, we have this monster who sadly just set a new record for the WORST score in the game. With a score of --35,000, we have Megalon.

Megalon: Duuuhhhh, whhheeeerrrreee'ssss mmmmmmyyyyy buuuuuccckkkeeettt ooooffffff soooaaaappppp?

UG: YOU SEE?! He keeps talking like this, and he missed all of the questions!!! And they're all EASY ONES!!! When will he ever learn. Okay, it's time to start round two! Here are the catagories: Math, American Idol, SpongeBob SquarePants, Logic, and Games in GameCube. Minya, you're in first place, so pick a catagory.

Minya: I'll take "Barney Rocks" for a megabajillion!

UG: !!!! How about Math for 1,000. In this problem, 1+1 is equal to what? This is easy! (buzz) What is it, Megalon?

Megalon: Duuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, Whaaaaaatttttt iiissss hhhhhhhhhooooooooottttt wwwwwwwwwiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg???

UG: !!! CAN'T YOU EVER MAKE UP YOUR MIND???!!! INCORRECT!!! (buzz) Gigan?

Gigan: Well, everyone knows that one and one is 11, so my answer is, What is INFINITY?

UG: THAT'S WAY TO MUCH!!! YOU ARE DEFINATELY A MORON!!! (buzz) Minya?

Minya: Uhh, the square root of Barney?

UG: First of all, you forgot to say "WHAT IS!!!!" Second, IT'S NOT CORRECT!!! THE ANSWER IS 2!!!!!! YOU'RE ALL MORONS!!! Minya, pick another catagory!!!

Minya: "Infinity of Barney" for a billion?

UG: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" FOR 1,000? No problem! He's the main character in this cartoon. His name is SpongeBob... (buzz) Yes, Megalon?

Megalon: Wwwwwwwhhhhaaaatttt iiiisssssssssss hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooootttttttt wwwwwwiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggsssss????

UG: GGGRRRR!!!!! (buzz) WHAT IS IT, MINYA??!!!

Minya: WHAT IS Barney?

UG: HE'S NOT THE CHARACTER OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!! INCORRECT!!! (buzz) Gigan, please give it a shot!!!

Gigan: UltraGoji, I'm really sorry about those two idoits. They really can't get the answers right. So, I'll try harder. My answer is, "What is the square root of the number gold?"

UG: WHAT?!!!

Gigan: You heard me. The square root of number gold!

UG: INCORRECT!!!! IT WAS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS YOU DUMMIES!!!

Gigan: You and your tough questions.

UG: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Let's just move on. Minya, pick another catagory.

Minya: Hmmm, "Goths and Barney" for "-2000?"

UG: Thank you, King Ghidorah for enlighting us. How about "Games in GameCube" for 800. This game was released in October 8 of 2002. It was a monster game in which Gigan and Megalon were in that game. (buzz) Yes, Gigan.

Gigan: Oh, I know! I know! What is "War of Monsters?"

UG: YOU WEREN'T IN THAT GAME!!!! INCORRECT!!! (buzz) Minya, you better not say...

Minya: What is the "Legend of Barney?"

UG: GGGGRRRRRR!!!!!! (buzz) Megalon, what is it?!

Megalon: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII hhhhhhhhaaaaaavvvveeee ttoooo gooooooo toooo ttttttthhhheeeeee bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaattttthhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrooooooommm m.

UG: Why don't we just move on to Final Jeopardy. Here's the question. And no, Minya, it won't be Barney! {Minya: !!!!!!} Instead, give me a number between 1 and 2. (Music starts) Like I said, "1 and 2." (Monsters write, music ends) Okay, let's see how you did, Megalon. You wrote.... Wow, you wrote a lot of nonsense! It says, "Hhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooottttttttttttt wwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg gggggsssssssssss." Incorrect, and you wagered.... and you continued the nonsense, which it says, "Bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhh hhhhrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Wow, I'll never forget this day. YOU LOSE!!!

Megalon: Ddddddddddooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss mmmeeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnn ttttttthhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttttttt IIIIIIIIIIIIII wwwwwwwoooooonnnnn'ttttttttt ggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeettttttttt hhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooootttttttttttttt wwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggggsssssssssss??? ????????????????????

UG: GOSH, JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!! Gigan, what did you write? You said, "Hot wings." Oh, my gosh. This is hopeless. And you wrote, "Megalon's a sucker. I wish I would kill him right now." I agree, but it's still wrong. Just like your brain.

Gigan: ...................

UG: You lose. Minya, this better be good. You wrote, "SpongeBob SquarePants." THAT WAS THE ANSWER TO QUESTION NUMBER 2!!!!!! And you wagered, "Barney." YOU LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Minya: NOOOO!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

UG: Oh, stop crying like a baby.

Megalon: Ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ggggggggggggggoooooooooooo ttttttttooooooooooo tttttttttthhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbaaaaaaaaattttttthhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrooooooooomm mmmmmmmmmm????

UG: FINE, GO!!!!!!!! THE SHOW'S OVER!!!!!!!!! *Ahem* Well, that's all the time we have for Jeopardy. This is UltraGojira saying GOODNIGHT!!! And SHUT THE HECK UP, MEGALON!!!!!!!!!!

[UltraGojira]

Godzilla Jeopardy: Part 2, Episode 6.

UG: Oh, this is hopeless. Hey, welcome back to Jeopardy. You see, this is definately hopeless. We have three contestants that score double negatives (remember, they do not equal a positive), and were put in the World Record. I'm so humiliated. In first place, we have Megaguirus with the score of -- 1,899.

Megaguirus: I'm in the need for speed!!!

UG: You're in the need for a therapy!!! In second place, we have Megalon...

Megalon: Hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooottttttttt wwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggsssssssssss.

UG: Who still can't stop saying "hot wings." He has a score of --250,000. In last place, we have Baragon with the score of --800,000.

Baragon: I like girls. I like cake. I like boys. I don't think rainbows are real. I like to eat people. I like to....

UG: How about you use your grammar and SHUT UP!!!! Now, here are the catagories: "Sonic, Kirby, Mario, Soul Caliber, and Disney." Megaguirus, pick a catagory.

Megaguirus: I'll pick "Sonic" for 1,000.

UG: Sonic for 1,000 it is. Sonic has a sidekick named what? (buzz) Megaguirus?

Megaguirus: YOU KEPT ME WAITING!!!!!!!!!

UG: WHAT??!!!!!

Megaguirus: ARE YOU SLOW??? I WAS WAITING FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

UG: *sarcasm* Well, fine. Choose the answer.

Megaguiurs: What is boogers?

UG: EEEWWWWWWW!!! GROSS!!! THAT'S INCORRECT!!!!! JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!!!

Megaguirus: Give me the points!

UG: NO!!!!!! (buzz) Baragon?

Baragon: What. Is. GMK?

UG: GMK IS A MOVIE!!!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SIDEKICK THAT SONIC HAS!!!!!!!!!!!! (buzz) Megalon?

Megalon: Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt iiiiiiiiissssssssssss hhhhhhhoooooootttttttttttt wwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggggggssss???

UG: Here we go, again! The answer was TAILS!!!! Megaguiurs, pick another catagory!

Megaguirus: Disney for 1,000.

UG: In this movie, a princess was cursed by a wicked witch, by pricking a spinning wheel.... (buzz) Yes, Megs?

Megaguirus: Well, am I right?

UG: What are you talking about?

Megaguirus: You said I was right!

UG: I did not!!!!!!

Megaguirus: Yes you did!!!!!! You told me that the question was correct, and you would give me double the amount of points!!!!

UG: You said, "I'm right", and you said nothing. Then you said "You said that I can give you the double points." You're saying that, because you wanted to take the lead. Therefore, you lied, and you get no points!!!!!!

Megaguirus: Give me the points!

UG: Give it up!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! (buzz) Baragon?

Baragon: What. Is. Ninety-Nine. Megabajillion?

UG: WRONG!!!!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

Baragon: If. You. Don't. Give. Me. The. Points. I'll. Kill. You!!!!!

UG: Whatever! (buzz) Megalon?

Megalon: Hhhhhhhhhhoooooooootttttttttt wwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggsssssssssss sssssss?

UG: (chokes)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's just move on. (buzz) Megaguirus, you are not right!!!!!

Megaguirus: Give me the points!!!

UG: LET ME ASK THE QUESTION FIRST!!!!! Actually, you pick the catagory.

Megaguirus: Fine, Mario for 1,000.

UG: He is the red plummer who always saves Princess Peach from the evil Bowser. (buzz) Megaguirus?

Megaguirus: Slow-poke!

UG: Here we go, again!

Megaguirus: Give me the points!!!!

UG: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (buzz) Megalon?

Megalon: Hhhhhhhhhhhhoooooottttttttttt wwwwwwwiiiiiinnnnnnggggggssss aaaaaaaaaannnnnndddd bbbbbbaaaaaaaattttthhhhhrrrrrrrrooooooooommmmmmm?

UG: UGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! (buzz) Baragon?

Baragon: Points. And. Points.

UG: Final Jeopardy time! Just, tell me you name, so I can end this pathetic game!!!! (Music starts, monsters write the answers, music ends.) Okay! Baragon, let's see what you wrote. "Sleeping. Beauty." Incorrect, and you wagered... OH!! That is disgusting!!! I'm not going to show that on T.V!!!!!! YOU LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Megalon, let's see what you wrote.... "Hhhhhhhhhhottttttttt wwwwwwwiiiiinnnnnnggggggsssssss." Not again. And you wagered.... "Bbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaattttttthhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrr oooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!" What am I going to do with you?

Megalon: Ddddddddddddddooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII wwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn??????? ?????????????????

UG: NO, YOU LOSE!!!!!! Megaguirus, it better be good! You wrote... Purple Dragonfly. Well, I think it makes sense, since you are purple, and you look like a dragonfly, except for the stinger, so THAT'S CORRECT!!!!

Megaguirus: Alright!!!!!!!! I win!!!!!!!!!!! I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UG: Not so fast! Let's see what you wagered.... "Give me the points!" Fine!!!! YOU WANT YOUR POINTS????!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Doubles the amount. The score for Megaguirus says ---999,999* There!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!! I SURE AM!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megaguirus: WHAT?! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Baragon: THIS! GAME! IS! RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megalon: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooottttttttttttt wwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggsssss sssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

UG: UGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Well, that's all the time we have for Jeopardy! This is UltraGojira saying, "SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Note: That's the end of Part 2. I know that it's suppose to be four episodes long, but I'm all out of ideas. Don't worry! I'll post Part 3 with four episodes this Saturday!!!!! I promise. But for now, review!!!!!!!! Was it funny?

[Godzilla guy]

LOL! The way you used Minya liking Barnye was hilarious!

[mechagodzilla3]

Megagurus was funny

Megs: "Give me the the points"
Ug: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Spiral Fire]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was so funny!

[Spiral Fire]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tt wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

[Shadow]

Oh. My. Gosh...

That was hilarious! where is part one?

Hhhhhhoooootttttt wwwwwiiiiiinnnnngggggsssss! Pure brilliancy.

[SCGamerXX24]

this thread made me laugh!

[Raptor]

Oh. My. Gosh...

That was hilarious! where is part one?

Hhhhhhoooootttttt wwwwwiiiiiinnnnngggggsssss! Pure brilliancy.Check the beginning of the thread as I've now merged them. I just hope no one overdoses on the sheer lunacy of the contestants! This is a real hoot! :thumbs:

[The Great MM]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That was so hilarious!!!

[Shadow]

Check the beginning of the thread as I've now merged them. I just hope no one overdoses on the sheer lunacy of the contestants! This is a real hoot! :thumbs:
Thanks Raptor, I have thoroughly enjoyed them! And thanks Ultra G for putting these up.

[Dante]

That was the funniest thing I have ever read.

Baragon: I like girls. I like cake. I like boys. I don't think rainbows are real. I like to eat people. I like to....

I was rolling on the floor.

I enjoyed every second of it.

[Cyndi]

I think my IQ just went down from 119 to about 2 x.x;; but that was frigging hilarious!