Favorite Forum Quote's

[Gorjirus]

Through the 3 1/2 years that there has been this forum, under Rodan's Roost and Kaijuphile, alot of interseting things have been said. This is a place to put your favorite one-liners, phrases and conversations that you have read (which I am sure are alot). Let the ood times roll.




"Girls come and girls go, but football is forever."
- Jet Jaguar "Good Advice/Bad Advice Thread"

[Wiz]

"Gorjirus smash Wiz's puny agrument."
--Gorjirus

I don't much like the fact that its me he's talking about, but other than that I think that the quote's pretty funny. :)

[Jet Jaguar]

Through the 3 1/2 years that there has been this forum, under Rodan's Roost and Kaijuphile, alot of interseting things have been said. This is a place to put your favorite one-liners, phrases and conversations that you have read (which I am sure are alot). Let the ood times roll.




"Girls come and girls go, but football is forever."
- Jet Jaguar "Good Advice/Bad Advice Thread"

Wow. Great to see I not only made the list, but was the first one quoted.
Thanks!!

:jaguar:

[Shadow]

"Okay Mr. Photoshoppist, I challenge thee to a game of Slapataire and Slapopoly, in that order. The winner of Slapataire gets to use a huge-*** broadsword in Slapopoly."
~ Demon Eyes Parker, regarding the fake GFW pics.

There are many a DEP quotes that are memorable, this is just one of the many.

[Wiz]

Playing Shaq-Fu is like being a communist. It seems improbable one could actually enjoy it, but everyone declares war on you if they find out you aren't joking.
--DEP

[Kaiser Kronos]

Any line by Morgoth about Star Wars.

[Bruticus]

Here's a favorite of mine (even though I said it - natch):

All I have to say is...

WHOA THERE, LASHIE.
Here's another one that's funny and sad.

I had a dirty little secret!? Cool. How come I wasn't informed of this?
Speaking of which, here's a silly one from Godzilla Guy

Did you change you're name because you couldn't think of any ideas for roost fightr and thought it must of been because 'Treize' actually means 13 in french and recently the french military was beaten by Morgoth, or am I just crazy?
Oh, and here's one I discovered while surfing the Ask Demon Eyes Anything thread.

1. Can I have a cookie?

2. What is your weakness as Demon Eyes Parker?

3. What is your weakness as the off-line force driving Demon Eyes Parker?

4. Ould-shay Ig-pay Atin-lay e-bay e-thay Official-ay Anguage-lay of-ay Oost-ray Ighter-fay?

Do you see what I have to put up with as the creator of Roost Fighter?

[Cole Deschain]

"The one where they find Spock."
-Lord Morgoth, on a still quite-active thread...

[Gorjirus]

"Holy mother of Mothra, Saruman."
- Angilas "Why do people hate Minya?"

[Shadow]

Oh, I might as well bring this back to life. My new favorite quote comes from SuperXAsh in the "Throw anything at a member thread,":

*throws Michael Moore at Afiag*

Eat 400 pounds of fatty human cheese-cake lard Evil-Doer!!!

Ahhh, good times.

[Shadow]

A new favorite post comes from the "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly," Thread. The good was from Cole Deschain:

The Good: You just found a suitcase containing 3 million dollars in cold, hard, unmarked cash.

And the rest comes from Rex Raptor (The funniest is in bold):

The Bad: Its in French money
The UGLY: Its french....DAMN THE FRENCH!

Funny stuff... :laugh:

[Archaic_Avenger]

anyhing by Morgoth, is extremely well worded, so it would be impossible for me to find one better than all the others.

also, many of the things found in Godzilla Guy's signature are way up there, like his current one: "I see stupid people. they're reading my signature. they dont know they're stupid. they just walk around. and read signatures. scary isn't it?"

Prince of Space's list of "things to annoy animal lovers".
"teach their rare parrot they're nursing back to health to say 'eat me, I'm a chicken.'"
which was followed by Morgoth's idea of walking around old folk's homes wearing a black hooded cloak and a skythe, then stopping every so often and pointing.

Kiryu Goji's "This has been another boring appearance by Kiryu Goji. thank you, and good night."

Saruman's "Stupid people should wear signs."

Demon Eyes Parker's "Its like I just grabbed the hilt of soul-edge..."

Aragorn Strider's "There's no need to poke the bear, and that failing, hit it with a rake."

and finally Aqualla's "If you keep your head on while everyone else is losing their's land your helicoptor someplace quieter." that one took me a week to figure out, but when i did, i'm still laughing.

Rodan2000

PS, knowing the numerous jokesters here, more to come later.

[Aqualla]

[QUOTE=Rodan2000]and finally Aqualla's "If you keep your head on while everyone else is losing their's land your helicoptor someplace quieter." that one took me a week to figure out, but when i did, i'm still laughing.QUOTE]

\o/ I got quoted!!!

Had different/better things to put i my sig, but have forgotten them in my unavoidable time away from the forum.

Gotta agree with Saruman's "stupid people" sig though, that had me laughing for ages the first time I read it.

[Wiz]

"YOU TOOK OUT JOE'S SUPAAA HOOTER KICKA!!1" or "liek omg im a weakling fu and ur mother."
--Treize when talking about people who complain in RF.

[Bruticus]

"YOU TOOK OUT JOE'S SUPAAA HOOTER KICKA!!1" or "liek omg im a weakling fu and ur mother."
--Treize when talking about people who complain in RF.
Oh my...I actually put "Super HOOTER Kick?" That's gonna take a bite out of my reputation for sure. :laugh:

[godofPH]

"YOU TOOK OUT JOE'S SUPAAA HOOTER KICKA!!1" or "liek omg im a weakling fu and ur mother."
--Treize when talking about people who complain in RF.
Yeah and Treize was talking to me (I think) I was complaining about how my RFer was slaughtered statwise. On good quotes

"God Bless America! Home of the Obese!"

What great words Henry Venetta

[Gojira2000]

"The one where they find Spock."
-Lord Morgoth,

I really liked this one as well. But I don't, there have been a lot funny things said around here. Just off the top of my head, SuperXAsh's review of Gamera vs. Virus was down right hilarious!

PS I'm not on anyone's list?... *sniff* :laugh: lol

[Mothraleo]

Morgoth on Harry Potter: "I've crapped bigger than that" or something like that. Say it along, along time ago. Or anything on Star Wars.

[Zearatul]

I have the power of a dozen starving, crazed weazles trapped in a box. Oh and why does everyone find the quotes making fun of France so funny? Je suis Françios! Et tu c'est grand tête!

[Archaic_Avenger]

Morgoth on Harry Potter: "I've crapped bigger than that" or something like that. Say it along, along time ago. Or anything on Star Wars.

ahh, that is funny. i see Morgoth has been watching City Slickers.

and i may be the only one who thought this was funny, but in a thread someone mentioned knocking your socks off, to which Darkside replied with something like:

"i doubt it, because i dont wear socks. or anything else for that matter."

Rodan2000

[Raptor]

Posted by godofPH

And the Roostvillians will fill the wrath of PH! HENSHIN-A-GO-GO

RV vs RF is going to be GREAT if this keeps up! :laugh:

[CBright7831]

Gee guys. I sort of feel left out.

Am I not that memorable?

I've been for two years now.