Memorable (Human) Lines from any Godzilla movie!

[UltraGojira]

Are there any memorable/funny lines from any Godzilla movie you guys can come up with? If so, then go ahead and pick one! I'll post my thoughts later!

[baragon2005]

The best:

"Quit the intravenous stuff. Stick to smoking."

Who can also forget, "Take that you dinosaur!" and practically everything from that scene.








:baragon:

[Megabyte]

^

Damnit you took my lines... ah well, here's some other ones:

"Niether man nor his machines are able to stop this creature"

"Funny lookin' fellow isn't he? Took down a Russian sub by himself! I say we put him in uniform!"

"Quite the urban renewal program they got going there, eh?"

"These missiles will go through Godzilla like crap through a goose!"

"Double crossin' finks!"

"He, he, Kirko-chan.........the captain?!?"

"GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA!!!!"

"Is this your savior Mr. Shindo?"

meh... can't think of any other ones right now...

[Charles RB]

"You're wrong. I'm not a girl- I'm a cyborg!"

"...it looks like a baby Godzilla!"

"I think it stinks!"

"It's... It's Godzilla! No, wait, the first is the SON of Godzilla. And behind him I see Godzilla himself!"

"Ghidorah is a space monster. Your Earth monsters cannot win! I shall be in touch with you, when you feel like giving up!"

"Running would be a good idea."

[VoradorReborn]

"Damn it! Why can't anything go right today?!"

"Oh no, they're getting p*ssed off!"

And the one that's lived in my family's memory for years, the ultimate in anti kaiju defense....

"Quick, hide!"

[Mothraleo]

"In defense of the earth were going to fight to the last man, baby!"
Favorite quote from the whole series.

[Cole Deschain]

"My Japanese is a little rusty..." - Best excuse to avoid dubbing I've seen to date.

[Gojira2000]

"...you can tell your son about it when he's born, Major Spielberg."

I know of several others, but forgot. Dang it!

[Gojira2000]

And these aern't funny, but they've always stuck with me:

"Godzilla like nuclear weapon... a living nuclear weapon--destented to walk the earth forever."

"Godzilla shouldn't be destroyed, he should be studied."

"I'm just trying to... send him home." (I'm still not sure what he ment by that)

"Finally the time has come, to put our technology to the final test."

"....wheither or not he's ever seen again by human eyes, the things he has taught us remain."

Here's one I also found funny:

"He has feelings too!!"

[Kaiju_Sensai]

"A worm is just a worm, no matter how big it is."- Rebirth of Mothra

[Jet Jaguar]

Good line in any of them:

AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!

[Aragorn_Strider22]

*In the middle of Battra vs. Godzilla*

"Oh no! They're getting pissed off!"

Somehow, I've always found that part funny. I don't know why.

[The Great MM]

"The Red Godzilla is heading toward Gaytenda"- "Godzilla, Mothra King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack"

"Godzilla is just a lizard!!"- "Godzilla, Mothra King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack"

"Time to die"-"Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla"

"You stinkin dirty rats, what did you do to her!"- "Godzilla vs. Monster Zero"

"Are you a boy or a girl!?"- "Ghidorah the three Headed Monster"

"I guess that means we can go to the moon now, wanna go?"- "Ghidorah the three Headed Monster"

"Make my day"- "Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah"

"Godzilla is there, and Minilla, and Rodan, and there all stronger then that kid Gabara is!"- "Godzilla's Revenge"

"SKRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKK KKKK"- All Godzilla Movies

[Mecha74]

"Nature has a way sometimes of reminding man of just how small he really is, she often throws up the consequenes of our pride and carelessness to show us just how powerless we are in the face of an earthquake, a hurricane, or a Godzilla."

Raymond Burr as Steve Martin in G85.

[RexRaptor]

" What? It was just my Corn " Godzilla vs Gigan

[ALLOSAURZ]

I'll always love you Katsura... even if you are a cyborg!

[DinoGeekProductions]

"I just can't get along with that guy. All he ever talks about is Godzilla."

"Well, when we find your monster you can tell him all about your corns."

"Wrong floor."

"Hit me again!"
"Aw, chief! Can't we go home now!?"

"Come on, let's go!"
"Oh! Do we have to?! I don't wanna' go!"

"Why? Why did the machines go wrong? Everything was going so good. . . Going so well. . . ."

"Is the monster Chukra going to be see-through?"

"These negatives are as blank as your mind! Godzilla's radiation fogged the film! Next time don't get so close!"

"You basterd. You really think you can kill Godzilla?"

"Did I call you paranoid? I apologize." (Unused Elliott/Rossio script, but still pretty epic.)

"I hate weird ****." (Unused Elliott/Rossio script again, repeated line.)

"Mechagodzilla, beat Godzilla to death."

"Oh, boy. More violence. How typical. That's why your superiors don't like you very much."

[Zardac the Great]

Well, it's been a while since I've seen most of these movies, but I remember a few lines, so I guess that makes them memorable!

"I think it stinks!" Already quoted, I know, but for me, this is THE memorable Godzilla quote. I don't remember which movie it was from, and I don't remember anything else, but I remember the tone of voice and the quote. I also use it regularly.


"...the monster of too-strict mothers." and it just happens to be wearing clothes that exactly match his girlfriend's.


"He looks angry!" "Wha wha wha whaddo we do?" "Running would be a good idea."


"If souls are another form of electricity..." Er...what? On the list due to pure randomness and leaping to conclusions not supported by facts.

[Zigra]

Well, it's been a while since I've seen most of these movies, but I remember a few lines, so I guess that makes them memorable!

"I think it stinks!" Already quoted, I know, but for me, this is THE memorable Godzilla quote. I don't remember which movie it was from, and I don't remember anything else, but I remember the tone of voice and the quote. I also use it regularly.


"...the monster of too-strict mothers." and it just happens to be wearing clothes that exactly match his girlfriend's.



These are both from "Godzilla vs. Gigan" :)

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

"Sayonara sucker."-anonymous fighter pilot in GODZILLA 1985

[DinoGeekProductions]

"Sauropoda allosaurus," takes the cake for worst science.

"One for me, and one for me. Hmmm . . . Waiter, take this away! Waiter? Waiter, where the hell are you? The service here stinks!" -Bum from G85 (someone may need to correct me.)

[Zardac the Great]

Actually, she said Theropoda.

Still, there's no way it could be an Allosaur. And she should know that! :cursing:

[Godzillakamper]

"Kick me, kick me hard."
"He must of thought it was a gun."

Drunk guy to Godzilla in Godzilla 1985
"Don't act like a big shot you just got to town!"

"Damn we got lethal weapons"
"Son of a ***** it's that Sariadian agent again!"

"Make my day."

Shinoda after surivivng a building being blown up.
"Nice try *******."

[King Caesar Salad]

From Godzilla VS Mechagodzilla

"Old dirty b*tch..."
"What? Can you repeat that?"
"Oh no! Not with you being a black belt in karate!"

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

Actually, I think that's from :kinggoji: Vs. :gigan: .