View Full Version : BLIZZARD! Snowstorm in Roostville
March 25th, 2005, 12:05 AM
A snowstorm has hit Roostville. The normally sunny and warm weather has been replaced by below zero temperatures and 2 feet of snow. Though the cause of the freezing weather is unknown, there is suspicion that it might have to do with some secret dealings of Red Bamboo using stolen technology from the UN Weather expirament.
PH was sleeping on the couch. He had fallen asleep while watching a documentary about the history of cheese. When PH woke up, it was really cold inside his underground hideout. PH woke up shivering and ran to the thermostat. He flipped on the heater. The machine croaked, the heater had never been used. The Air Conditioner was used pretty often, but not the heater. PH ran to his closet and grabbed a coat he had not worn for years. PH pulled on the coat and zipped it up. He walked up the stairs and into the Walmart and turned on the heater there also. He walked to the window and looked outside. He couldn't believe his eyes: There was nearly 2 feet of snow on the ground and it was still falling.
March 25th, 2005, 12:31 AM
Darkside Reject sat on his couch,wrapped up warmly in a red bath robe sat beside a roaring fire while an unfortunate news reproter tried to stand up on TV. Others may have been worying but Darkside was relaxed. It seemed just like home. he thought to himself,sipping his hot chocolate. The only thing that nothered him was the sudden change in weather,Rostville was always a warm to mild climate.This was the only thing that kept him form fully enjoying Blizzard.
He quickly took all the worries from his mind and layed back on his couch and changed the channel...
The TV rang through the house " Next on FOX. When Aumish Attack 4! "
The Red Bamboo spies moved quickly and swiftly through the white streets of Roostville. The spies had years of trainning behind them to preapre for this. The white suit matched with the white surroundings, as they scuttled silently and swiftly through the blindness through the white snow...
March 25th, 2005, 12:53 AM
PH stood there looking out the window, and had a great idea: The sidewalks will need to be shoveled off. Why not melt if off? PH ran to the entrance to the hideout and yelled down the stairs, "Hey Burrito! Get on up here. Were going for a walk!" The little dog came bounding up the stairs and PH said, "You'll need some warm clothing my friend." PH walked to the Baby Clothes Aisle and grabbed a little sweater and slipped it on the dog. PH put the leash on Burrito and he walked outside into the snowy city. PH walked by a garden hose, and he had an idea for some practical jokes. PH blw fire at the hose to make sure that the pipes wouldn't be frozen, and then he turned on the hoze. He sprayed water all over the sidewalks surrounding the Walmart. The water almost instantly froze after hitting the sidewalk. PH pitied the first fool to walk this direction.
March 28th, 2005, 05:08 PM
PH was using his pyrokinesis to get all of the snow away from his Walmart. It looked odd, there was white everywhere except for one navy-blue block protruding from the snow. PH melted the last snow-drift on his property with a fire-ball when his cell phone rang. Odd, PH thought. He had come to believe that the snow would of destroyed any hope for cellular phones. PH picked it up, "Hello?"
"Yes, PH, this is Darkside."
"Oh! Hey man, Whats up? Some snowstorm we got here!"
"Yes, I need a favor."
"My driveway and sidewalk is all iced up and its impossible to leave my house. Can you help me out with your pyrokinesis?"
"Sure, I'll see you there."
PH pressed the 'Call End' button on the phone and he slipped it back into his pocket. Now, PH would ignite his entire body in flame and fly to Dark's house, but he had too much clothes on. He'd have to take off his coat to do that and he was not going to do that now. PH walked to the back of the Walmart and opened the door to his garage. PH's garage had numerous stolen vehicles hidden here that he would drive on occaison. He had numerous cars, a few motorcycles, and even a dune buggy...but nothing suitable for snow. He looked toward the corner of the garage and saw a Fanboat. It was the best thing for the snow in this garage.
PH drug the fanboat out of the garage and he fired it up. The rumbling of the fans roared throughout the white landscape and echoed into the falling powder. PH jumped on and accelerated out of his property. The fan-boat ran suprisingly well in snow, and PH was pretty much the only person on the streets today. PH accidentally dropped his Thermos filled with Bacardi onto the floor of the fanboat. PH looked down to grab it when he hit a bump. PH grabbed the Thermos and looked up. He had run somebody over. PH stopped the boat and went to see what he hit. PH looked at a whitish-figure imprinted into the snow. Actually, he wouldn't of seen it unless it had moaned when he stepped on it. PH brushed part of the fallen dude off and said, "Red Bamboo. What the hell are they doing here?"
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