Gojira2000
April 18th, 2005, 07:46 PM
Alrighty! The votes are in and the winners have been chosen!
Now, we shall approach the matter in proper Academy Awards fashion. I shall first announce the category of the award, the nominees, and then the winner. Feel free to express your thoughts about, and discuses the results of, your votes. So, without further ado, the show!
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“Welcome to the first annual Academy of Kaiju Eiga Awards Show! Where kaiju, their movies, and the people who stared with them or helped create them receive Oscar Awards (little golden Gojis) chosen by you, the fans, for what you thought to be the best. Now, let the show begin!”
For Best Godzilla Design:
The nominees you chose are:
Godzilla in The Return of Godzilla
Godzilla in Godzilla vs. Biollante
Costume of Godzilla for Godzilla vs. Mothra
Godzilla’s look in Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
The suit used in Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
The design used for Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla
And finally Godzilla’s appearance in Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And the award goes to…
Godzilla’s design in Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah!
“The Academy of Kaiju Eiga Awards (AKEA) would like to accept this award on behave of Koichi Kawakita, or whoever the heck design this custom.” *throws Godzilla Oscar out the window*
Moving on!
For Best Classic Kaiju Design:
The nominees are:
King Ghidorah
Mothra
Mechagodzilla
Rodan
Moguera
And the Godzilla goes to…
King Ghidorah! Congratulations!
*Ghidorah walks up on stage, takes Oscar* “I just want to say I knew I was better then all of you from the start and I got what I deserved, and I’m glad I’ve got fans out there that appreciate that.” *Walks off*
Next…
For Best New Kaiju:
The nominations are:
Biollante
Mecha-King Ghidorah
Battra
Destoroyah
And the Oscar goes to…
Biollante!
*Takes award* “I just want to think everyone and anyone who ever had anything to do with making me what I am, which includes that wonderful ‘instant growth’ product and my follower pot that I broke as a result. And a special thanks to my favorite dentist, Shinichiro Kobayashi. Thank you.” *walks off*
Alrighty then, on to the nominees for….
Best Original Score:
And the nominations are in:
Reijiro Koroku for The Return if Godzilla
Akira Ifukube for Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Akira Ifukube for Godzilla vs. Mothra
Akira Ifukube for Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
And Akira Ifukube yet again for Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And the winner is…
Akira Ifukube for Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II!
“The AKEA accepts this award in Mr. Ifukube’s behave *as if he doesn’t have enough already*”
Now, for the nominees of…
Best Human Story:
The Return of Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Biollante
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Godzilla vs. Mothra
And the award for Best Human Story goes to is…
The Return of Godzilla! (GvsM)
“I’m not sure exactly who gets the award, but since it was in the category of “story” we’ll give it over to screen writer Shuichi Nagahara. Ometetou-gozimasu, Nagahara-San!”
Moving on…
The nominees for…
Best Human Character:
…are…
Prime Minister Mitamura (The Return of Godzilla)
Miki Saegusa (Godzilla vs. Biollante-Godzilla vs. Destoroyah)
Colonel Sho Kuroki (Godzilla vs. Biollante)
Colonel Gondo (Godzilla vs. Biollante)
Dr. Shiragami (Godzilla vs. Biollante)
Kenichiro Terasawa (Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah)
Koji or Kiyo (Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla)
Emiko Yamane (Godzilla vs. Destoroyah)
Dr. Serizawa (Godzilla vs. Destoroyah stock footage) *odd, no?*
And the award goes to… (I’ll give you one guess)
Miki Saegusa!
*crowd boos*
*Miki walks up on stage* “I just to thank all the little I had to step on to get here,” *pulls out a mile long list of names* “I’d first like to thank—” *music starts playing and the host shows her off stage*
Next, we have the category:
Best Story:
And the nominees are:
The Return of Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Biollante
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And the winner you choose is…
Godzilla vs. Biollante!
“I suppose we’ll give this award to Kazuki Omori and Shinichiro Kobayashi. Sorry fellows, you’ll have to share.”
The next category is…
Best Special Effects:
The nominees for Best Special Effects are:
The Return of Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Biollante
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
And last but not least, Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And the Godzilla goes to… (I’ll again give you one guess)
Godzilla vs. Biollante!
“Ah, another award for Mr. Kawakita,” *throws Oscar out the window* “No sense in keeping ‘em if they’re not here to take ‘em.”
Continuing our awards this evening is the category for:
Best Cinematography:
The nominees are…
Everyone!
The Return of Godzilla
Godzilla vs., Biollante
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Godzilla vs. Mothra
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla
And Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
Whew! This’ll be a close one. And the award goes to…
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah!
“I have no clue who gets this award but chances are they aren’t here to take it, so congrats to whomever you are!”
Now for…
Best Sequence:
The Best Sequence nominees are…
The Return of Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Biollante
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Godzilla vs. Mothra
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And the Oscar goes to:
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah for Godzilla blowing Shindo to bits.
*Godzilla walks up on stage* “I want to thank… uh… whoever the actor is who played Shindo; he did a beautiful job! I want to apologize for the wounds he received during the filming of the scene; it’s hard to pretend to destroy a guy and miss at the same time. *crowd laughs* As well as everyone who helped out in the movie. Thank you all.” *walks off stage*
Well then, on to the next category!
Best Kaiju Battle:
The nominees for Best Battle in a Kaiju Eiga are…
Godzilla vs. Biollante
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Godzilla vs. Mothra
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And the Godzilla goes to:
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah for the first fight sequence in the film.
“The AKEA accepts this award on behave of whomever should get it.”
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Okay, that was freaky. Now on with the show!
It’s time for…
Best Kaiju Villain:
And the nominees are!
Godzilla for The Return of Godzilla & Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
King Ghidorah for Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Battra in Godzilla vs. Mothra
Destoroyah in Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And the winner is:
Destoroyah!
*Destoroyah walks up stage* “Thank you very much, AKEA, for noticing good talent when you see it. I was afraid I may not have a chance against big-time Godzilla foes like King Ghidorah or Mechagodzilla, but nonetheless I tried my best to be the ultimate kaiju villain in the series, and it seems my work paid off. Thank you.” *Heads off*
Now onto:
Best Director:
The nominees for Best Director are…
Koji Hashimoto for The Return of Godzilla
Kazuki Omori for Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah)
Takao Okawara for, well, everything.
And the Godzilla goes to…
Kazuki Omori!
“What, no one liked Kensho Yamashita?” *Crowd laughs* “AKEA takes this award for Mr. Hashimoto since he wasn’t able to join us this evening.”
Next is the award for…
Best Death Sequence:
Need I say the nominees? Well okay here they are:
Biollante in Godzilla vs. Biollante
Super Mechagodzilla in Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (bet you didn’t see that one coming :wink: )
And Godzilla for Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And guess who won? You’re right! It’s—
Godzilla!
*Walks on stage* “I can’t say I didn’t see this coming; sorry MG and Bio. You can’t believe all the Tylenol I had to take after this movie; talk about heart burn!” *crowd laughs* “But it was well worth it. I only wished Mr. Honda and Mr. Tsuburaya could have lived to see me die… *sniff* But I also wanted to thank Maestro Ifukube for writing me a beautiful requiem… again. Thank you.” *Exit, stage right*
The nominees, though all Godzilla, for…
Best Radioactive Breath Usage:
...are…
Godzilla in The Return of Godzilla
Godzilla in Godzilla vs. Biollante
Godzilla in Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Godzilla in Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla in Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
The winning breath is…
Godzilla using his Spiral Atomic Ray to Destroy Super Mechagodzilla in Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II!
*Godzilla walks on stage yet again* “I want thank MG for this one; sorry I had to kill ya, but that show-biz, you known.” *Walks off*
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for… the award that towers over all other awards… here are the nominees for—
Best Picture:
The Return of Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Biollante
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
And the Oscar goes to……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………
The Return of Godzilla!!!
“Congratulations! The AKEA accepts the award on behave of Koji Hashimoto and Toho Co. Ltd., in general.”
“Thank you all for joining us this evening for the first annual Academy of Kaiju Eiga Awards show, and thank you too for all your support and your votes! Now head off and read the results for the Best Shinsei and Best Showa films! See you at the Academy of Kaiju Eiga Awards for Best Gamera film! Good night!”
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PS For your reading pleasure below this post I’ll post the actual outcome-list of your votes which shows who got what and how many. Note: regarding the categories which remained tied despite many votes, the winners were chosen via the flip of a coin. Enjoy!
Kind Regards,
Gojira2000
Gojira2000
April 18th, 2005, 07:51 PM
The voting list! here are what you voted for and how many others did too!
1) Best Godzilla design-
G84 1,
GvsB 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsKG 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsM 1,
GvsMG2 1, 1,
GvsSG 1,
GvsD 1, 1, 1, 1,
2) Best Classic kaiju design-
G84
GvsB
GvsKG 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah),
1 (Ghidorah), 1 (Ghidorah),
GvsM
1 (Mothra),
GvsMG2
1 (Rodan), 1 (Rodan),
1 (Mechagodzilla), 1 (Mechagodzilla), 1 (Mechagodzilla), 1 (Mechagodzilla),
GvsSG
1 (Moguera),
GvsD
3) Best New Kaiju-
G84
GvsB
1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante),
1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante),
GvsKG
1 (Mecha-King Ghidorah), 1 (Mecha-King Ghidorah),
GvsM
1 (Battra larva), 1 (Battra), 1 (Battra), 1 (Battra),
GvsMG2
GvsSG
GvsD
1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah),
4) Best Film Soundtrack-
G84 1 (Koroku), 1 (Koroku), 1 (Koroku), 1 (Koroku), 1 (Koroku),
GvsB 1 (Su***ama),
GvsKG 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube),
GvsM 1 (Ifukube),
GvsMG2 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube),
GvsSG
GvsD 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube), 1 (Ifukube),
5) Best Human Story-
G84 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsB 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsKG 1, 1, 1,
GvsM 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsMG2
GvsSG
GvsD
6) Best Human Character-
G84
1 (Prime Minister Mitamura)
GvsB
1 (Miki Saegusa), 1 (Miki Saegusa), 1 (Miki Saegusa), 1 (Miki Saegusa), 1 (Miki Saegusa), 1 (Miki Saegusa), 1 (Miki Saegusa), 1 (Miki Saegusa), 1 (Miki Saegusa),
1 (Colonel Sho Kuroki),
1 (Dr. Shiragami), 1 (Dr. Shiragami), 1 (Dr. Shiragami), 1 (Dr. Shiragami),
1 (Colonel Gondo), 1 (Colonel Gondo), 1 (Colonel Gondo),
GvsKG
1 (Kenichiro Terasawa), 1 (Kenichiro Terasawa), 1 (Kenichiro Terasawa),
GvsM
GvsMG2
GvsSG
1 (Koji or Kiyo),
GvsD
1 (Dr. Serizawa),
1 (Emiko Yamane),
7) Best Plot-
G84 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsB 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsKG 1, 1, 1,
GvsM
GvsMG2 1, 1, 1,
GvsSG
GvsD 1, 1, 1, 1,
8) Best SFX-
G84 1, 1,
GvsB 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsKG 1, 1, 1,
GvsM
GvsMG2 1, 1,
GvsSG
GvsD 1, 1, 1,
9) Best Cinematography-
G84 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsB 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsKG 1, 1, 1, 1, 1
GvsM 1, 1,
GvsMG2 1,
GvsSG 1,
GvsD 1, 1, 1, 1,
10) Best Sequence-
G84
1 (Goji kills JSDF at bay),
1 (Goji falls into Mihara), 1 (Goji falls into Mihara),
1 (Goji’s first appearance), 1 (Goji’s first appearance)
GvsB
1(Naval attack on Goji),
1 (Adult Biollante ‘running’ toward Goji), 1 (Adult Biollante ‘running’ toward Goji), 1 (Adult Biollante ‘running’ toward Goji),
1 (Goji coming out of volcano),
GvsKG
1 (Goji coming ashore),
1 (M-KG landing),
1 (KG arriving in Hokkaido),
1 (Goji vs. KG), 1 (Goji vs. KG), 1 (Goji vs. KG),
GvsM
1 (Mothra defeating Goji),
GvsMG2
1 (Rodan’s sacrifice),
GvsSG
1 (SG creating crystal fortress in Fukuoka),
1 (SG flying in space)
GvsD
1 (Goji’s death), 1 (Goji’s death), 1 (Goji’s death), 1 (Goji Jr. in fog), 1 (Goji’s death), 1 (Goji’s death),
11) Best Fight-
G84
GvsB
1 (Goji vs. Final), 1 (Goji vs. Final), 1 (Goji vs. Final), 1 (Goji vs. Final), 1 (Goji vs. Final), 1 (Goji vs. Final),
GvsKG
1 (Goji vs. Ghidorah), 1 (Goji vs. Ghidorah), 1 (Goji vs. Ghidorah), 1 (Goji vs. Ghidorah), 1 (Goji vs. Ghidorah), 1 (Goji vs. Ghidorah), 1 (Goji vs. Ghidorah),
GvsM
1 (Goji vs. Mothra & Battra),
GvsMG2
1 (Goji vs. Rodan),
1 (Goji vs. Mechagodzilla, final),
GvsSG
1 (Goji & Moguera vs. SG),
GvsD
1 (Goji vs. Destoroyah), 1 (Goji vs. Destoroyah), 1 (Goji vs. Destoroyah), 1 (Goji vs. Destoroyah),
1 (Goji vs. Destoroyah), 1 (Goji vs. Destoroyah),
12) Best Kaiju Villain-
G84
1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla),
GvsB
GvsKG
1 (King Ghidorah), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla),
GvsM
1 (Battra),
GvsMG2
GvsSG
GvsD
1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah),
1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah),
1 (Destoroyah), 1 (Destoroyah),
13) Best Director-
Koji Hashimoto 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
Kazuki Omori 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
Takao Okawara 1, 1, 1, 1,
14) Best Death Sequence-
G84
GvsB
1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante), 1 (Biollante),
GvsKG
GvsM
GvsMG2
1 (MG), 1 (MG),
GvsSG
GvsD
1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla),
1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla),
1 (Godzilla), 1 (Godzilla),
15) Best Radioactive Breath Usage-
G84
1 (Goji kills JSDF at bay),
1 (attacking Super X),
GvsB
1 (in general),
GvsKG
1 (Goji kills Shindo), 1 (Goji kills Shindo), 1 (Goji kills Shindo), 1 (Goji kills Shindo), 1 (Goji kills Shindo),
1 (Goji blows off Ghidorah’s head),
1 (in general),
GvsM
GvsMG2
1 (Goji kills MG), 1 (Goji kills MG), 1 (in general), 1 (Goji kills MG),
1 (First Spiral Ray),
1 (Goji locking beam with MG)
1 (in general),
GvsSG
GvsD
1 (Final blast), 1 (Final blast),
1 (blasting hole through Destoroyah),
1 (in general),
16) Best Picture-
G84 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsB 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
GvsKG
GvsM
GvsMG2 1,
GvsSG 1,
GvsD 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,
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