Favorite Villian Quotes

[BS Digital Q]

What are some of your favorite quotes from a villian? It can be from any medium, television, comics, movies, videogames, you name it.

Mine?

"I have noticed that many so-called 'villains' feel constrained to lay out their plans just before the climax of their machinations. Explain to the 'hero' the whys and wherefores. When my plans reach fruition, however, I hope to be otherwise occupied. So when you hear this tape, my dear Hulk, at some point in the future ...... please accept my humblest condolences."

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[Archaic_Avenger]

"Hello kids. Comfy? Cozy?" Dustin Hoffman's Hook.

"Vente robot? I thought Grande was the biggest!"
grub: "Well we know that Grande is bigger than tall..."
"oh, why cant they simply label them small, medium, and large!"
-Zurg, Buzz Lightyear

"No, no no! No hero sized ventilation shafts leading to the control room; that's just asking for trouble. Have it leading to a garbage shute, or a fire pit, or something!"
-Zurg, again

"No, Buzz. I am your father..."
Buzz: "Father?"
"Psyche! Fell for it, didn't you!"
-Zurg again...

Rachel Dawes, comforting a kid: "It's all right, nobody's going to hurt you..."
"OF COURSE THEY WILL! REMEMBER, THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR ITSELF!"
-Scarecrow, Batman Begins

"Your entrance was good, his was better."
-the Riddler, Batman Forever

more to come!

Rodan2000

[Mecha74]

I know there are a ton of famous villain quotes I could whip out here but instead I'm going to go for something a little more obscure.

"Live forever as a part of Gudis! Become a part of the genetic chain of the most powerful being in the universe or die at my feet! Either way I win. Humanity will learn to live with me...........or perish."

Gudis in monster form speaking to Ultraman from the TV series Ultraman Great(Ultraman towards the future)1990.

[Cole Deschain]

The quote in my signature is from a werewolf in C.S. Lewis' novel Prince Caspian.

[Tokyo VigilanteX]

Why Won't You Just DIE?!
Two-Face, Batman Forever

Iam Bad Ash, And Your Good Ash! Your a Goody Little Two-Shoes!
Bad Ash, Army of Darkness

[gigan54]

... I'll take the easy way out. "Luke, I AM your father...":p

[kent]

"This town needs an enima!"-The Joker

[RobDowneyJr]

"i won't lie to you about your chances,... but you have my sympathies"

Ash (android) from Alien

[Burkion]

"...." Jason

"Mmm...Dark meat" Freddy

"I'm Tina and I'm going to KILL you..." Talking Tina

[Gorjirus]

Ooooo... Time for some Star Trek Quotes!


"To be...or not....to be...."~ General Chang as an exhaust seeking quantum torpedo zones in on his ship and hits.
-Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

"I am as constant as the Northern Star." ~ General Chang
-Star Trek VI: The undiscovered Country

"From the depths of space, I strike thee." ~ Khan
-Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

[Figment]

"Come! Join me! Be part of my power!"- Makuta, Bionicle 2

"This time, your farewell will be forever, brother" Nidhiki to Toa Lhikan in Bionicle 2

"Simba, it's to die for.." Scar, Lion King

"Rejoice, for today will be a momentous climax to your history..." Makuta disguised as Turaga Dume addressing the matoran in Bionicle 2

"You think me beautiful?" The Supreme Leader in Captain EO

"You cannot destroy me, for I am nothing.." Makuta in the end cutscene of the Mata Nui Online Game on the Lego page a few years ago

"You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night. Soon, where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful." Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"Merry-Go-Round Broke Down". What a looney selection for a dismal group of drunken reprobates." Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked JUST LIKE THIS!" Judge Doom

"The sole purpose of the Disney company is to make money" Michael Eisner

[anguirus55]

This is from the Episode III novelization:

Mace Windu has Sidious cornered, Anakin has just walked in.

Windu: You have lost, now and forever, conquered by your fear.
Darth Sidious: Fool! Do you think the fear you feel is mine?

[godofPH]

Best villain quote ever

"Evil will ALWAYS triumph over good...because good is dumb." -Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[Cole Deschain]

"Hey, Bobby Terry! You scroooooooooooooooooowed UP!"- Randall Flagg, the Stand.

[Figment]

"And so you see Lone Star, evil will always win because good is dumb" Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[bloodyarts]

Blackarachnia: Why do you talk to yourself?
Megatron: I simply have a penchant for intelligent conversation.

Many more where that came from.
Beast Wars Transformers. When only the best will do.

[Morgoth]

'Decent people shouldn't live here. They should live... somewhere else.' - Jack Napier 'Batman' '91.

'Boy did you get a wrong number. Leave your message after the shriek.' - The Joker's answering machine.

'Uh oh! Looks like our air holes are water holes too.' - the Joker.

'I bid zero, nothing, nadda. Here's my check for bumpkus drawn upon the bank of squadoo.' - the Joker, bidding on a black market Atomic Bomb.

'Don't touch me old man! I don't know where you've been.' - the Joker.

'This place is like a giant homage to me! I almost feel rotten that I have to blow it up.' - the Joker, as he enters the Joker-themed 'Joker's Wild' casino.

'Looks like there's a new face in Gotham. And soon his name is going to be all over town. To say nothing of his heart, kidneys, liver and spleen.' yeah, the Joker again.

'Oh, that's right, I forgot the acid.' - the Joker, ruminating on how Superman's lead space suit has foiled his plans to use kryptonite to kill him, just before melting the lead-lined suit with a handy-dandy acid squirting flower.

'Hey, you'll hit Croc!' the Ventriloquist as the Joker starts spraying tommy gun fire at Batman. 'Your point?'

'Looks like meat is back on the menu boys.' - Ugluk

'Wot 'bout them? They look fresh?' - Snaga

'How about their legs? They don't need those.' - Grishnak

'You know much, van Helsing. You can do nothing.' - Dracula (Christopher Lee) 'Count Dracula'

'It was a very fresh heart.' - Dwight Frye 'Bride of Frankenstein'

'People are so very fond of dogs.' - Cabman Grey (Boris Karloff) 'The Body Snatcher'

'We ourselves do not fully understand. We simply... obey.' - Vincent Price in 'The Haunted Palace' explaining the nature of his experiments with the Great Old Ones.

'Remember all the fun we had that time you tried to posion me?' - Vincent Price 'House on Haunted Hill'

'This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain.' - the Witch King of Angmar.

[HolyGoji777]

"Then big brother will take the fall, one reigns is as good as another. It never REIGNS but pours!" - Raymond Calitri, Gone in Sixty Seconds

"They believed in NOTHING! Now they are NOTHING!" Akasha, The Queen of the DAMNED.

"God kills indiscriminatly, and so shall we. For no other creature under God are so much like him, as ourselves." Lestat, Interview with the Vampire

got more as i think of them

[Burkion]

"Is that a challenge?" said an amused MewTwo. Yes, he's a pokemon. So sue me, I thought, and still do, he was cool for a Pokemon villian. Let's face it, he could have destroyed the world any way he wanted to...he decides to do it slowly in a way that will make millions suffer. GO MEWTWO!

[Kaiju_Sensai]

"You mean I've actually got freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads!" - Dr. Evil in Goldmember

"Everyone likes their own brand don't they" -Fat ******* in Goldmember

"Had I known one human's death would pained you so, I would have killed more. And kill more I shall. Carry that agony with you to oblivion, Superman." -Darkseid in Superman the Animated Series episode 54

"Go to Hell? I plan on bringing it here" -Brother Justin in Carnivale

[biochemitra]

Dr.Evil's son: Why dont we just...
DR.Evil: Zippit!
Son:but..
Evil: Zippit!
Son:But we could just..
Evil: We the jury call to the stand, ex-Zippit A!
Son: But..
Evil: When trouble comes along, you just zippit!

Dr: Evil, from austin powers.

[UltraGojira]

Does anyone remember this?

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!" - Wicked Witch of the West, Wizard of Oz.

[Dr. Strangelove]

" Clones love Chocolate " Dr. Evil, Austrin Powers: Gold Member.

[Cole Deschain]

"Now this won't hurt a bit... well, maybe just a little bit." - The Tall Man, Phantasm: OblIVion

"Small man, your end approaches, but it is not yet. Take great care how you play... the final game now begins." - The Tall Man, Phantasm: OblIVion

"You play a good game, boy. But the game is finished. Now you die." - The Tall Man, Phantasm

"You think that when you die, you'll go to heaven? You'll go to us." - The Tall Man, Phantasm II

"Where do you think you're going boy. Death is no escape from me." - The Tall Man, Phantasm: OblIVion

"I was born to murder the world. You can still help me do that, if you like." - Nix, Lord of Illusions

"I won't be a widow with my hair cropped, or a nun with my head shaved! This castle was my father's. I won't leave it!"- Lady Kaede, Ran

"What do you mean, 'stop'?! This is a car chase! I went to considerable time and effort to set this up! We can't just stop!" - Ray Flowers, Playing God.

Also, does anybody have a copy of Lady Kaede's last words in Ran? I've crawled all over the 'net and can't seem to find that quote...

[BS Digital Q]

I cast Thread Necromancy!


"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti." -Hannibal Lecter's famous line from Silence of the Lambs.

"Pain? How dare you use that word. What you think of as pain, is only a shadow. Pain, has a face...allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen...I...AM...PAIN." -Pinhead, Hellraiser IV: Bloodline.

"And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, its sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the stern and batarangs you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic...oh what the heck I'll laugh anyway, AHAHAHAHAAHEH!!" -The Joker, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

[godofPH]

"When they print the morning edition, do you know what the headlines are going to say? No SURVIVORS!"-Emil Blonsky/The Abomination, Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction

"There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it."-Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"I wasn't born a Pokémon, I was created; and my creators have used and betrayed me! So, I stand alone!"-Mewtwo, Pokemon the First Movie

Oh, and of course...
"Warriors...come out to plaaaaaaaaaaaay."

[Cole Deschain]

"What do you want?" - Mister Morden, Baylon 5

"Let the Galaxy burn!"- Warmaster Horus

[Enshohma]

"Now Hear This...Now Hear This...DESTROY EVERYTHING!"

&

"By the Parrot of Hades, YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS!"

The Captain, from Doctor Who: The Pirate Planet

"You Stink, and that's why no one likes you, and you're better off dead, but I need a human shield for later tonight, and hence I must stand your stench a little bit longer...now get me a coke!"

Jack H. Hogson, mad scientist dweeb from Randon Crap

"Humans are a race that is neither good nor evil, right nor wrong, significant nor insignificant. They are chaos in the most pointless form given, and it's our duty to keep your race in check."

The Juss, bio-mechanical police aliens from Offender-5

"Shut Up, Mailbox Head!"

Captain Murphy, from Sealab 2021

[Morgoth]

'Davros, if you had created a virus in your laboratory, something contagious and infectious that killed on contact, a virus that would destroy all other forms of life, would you allow its use?'

'It is an interesting conjecture. To hold in my hand a capsule that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end... everything. Yes... I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! And through the Daleks I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!!!' - Davros in 'Genesis of the Daleks' responding to the Doctor's thought problem.

[Lordofmonsterisland]

I know there are a ton of famous villain quotes I could whip out here but instead I'm going to go for something a little more obscure.

"Live forever as a part of Gudis! Become a part of the genetic chain of the most powerful being in the universe or die at my feet! Either way I win. Humanity will learn to live with me...........or perish."

Gudis in monster form speaking to Ultraman from the TV series Ultraman Great(Ultraman towards the future)1990.

Wow, I gotta remember that for my Gudis fanfic.

... I'll take the easy way out. "Luke, I AM your father...":p

So easy, yet so good.....

"And so you see Lone Star, evil will always win because good is dumb" Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

I love that movie

Blackarachnia: Why do you talk to yourself?
Megatron: I simply have a penchant for intelligent conversation.

Good one.


Now, here's mine:


"Prepare to move out"
"You're always "prepare, prepare, prepare", let's just go!" *falls back as the car takes off*
-Lord Helmet and his officer from Spaceballs

"Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy" - Darth Malak from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

"UN-LIMIT-ED POW-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" - The Emperor in Star Wars: Episode III

"It's just you and me Megatron"
"No Prime, it's just me"
- Optimus and Megatron in the Transformers movie.

"To defeat the devil, become a devil yourself!" - Eiji, in Clint's Koumatjutsu: The Coming of Bagan

[AtomicDragon]

"We are the Borg, you will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctivness to our own, resistance is futile." The Borg

"You just a stupid fool!" Clubber Lang

"I must break you" Ivan Drago

“When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories.” Trickster

It's over, Prime." Megatron

Such heroic nonsense. Megatron

Proceed...on your way to oblivion. Unicron

"You underestimate me, Galvatron. For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron; but now, you shall witness, it's DISMEMBERMENT!" Unicron

Unicron, my master; with this I shall make you my slave. Galvatron

[Figment]

"Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Korodai. Or else you will DIE!" CDI Ganon, Faces of Evil

"You dare bring light into my lair? YOU MUST DIE!" CDI Ganon, Wand of Gamelon

"Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don’t! Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you. Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally and you will be capable of wonderfully horrid things. Heed my words, Goob. Don’t let it go." Bowler Hat Guy in Meet the Robinsons

"There are 1000 ways I could destroy you right now, and 941 of them hurt..." Makuta Teridax, Bionicle Adventures: Time Trap

"If you want power and another one has it, you get it not by outwitting him - you get it by stepping over his corpse." Makuta Icarax, Bionicle Legends: Shadows in the Sky

[SuperXAsh]

"Death to all carbon-based lifeforms." -Tyler, Heavy Metal 2000.

"No screaming while the bus is in motion!" -Freddy Krueger, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.

"Sticks and Stones may break my bones... but nothing will ever kill me. Well let's see now... first they tried burning me. *slices off thumb* Then they tried burying me. *slices off index finger* But this... this is my favorite. *gives the middle finger gestures* They even tried Holy Water! *slices off middle finger, then with a slight of hand all fingers are back* But I just keep on ticking." -Freddy, Freddy's Dead: Final Nightmare

"This isn't War... this is PEST CONTROL!!!" -Daleks, Doctor Who

"We all go a little mad sometimes... haven't you?" -Norman Bates, Psycho

"Adios, Brucie. I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that, but the truth is I really did hate your guts." -Joker, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

[Kaiser Kronos]

"Adrian, I'm sorry, you need help. I know this "half New York stuff is bullshit, but I'm gald we got here before you got deeper into this mess. Christ, you seriously planned all this mad scientist stuff? I mean, when was this hopeless black fantasy supposed to happen? When were you planning to do it?"

"Do it? Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you really think I'd plan my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

Nite Owl and Ozymandias, Watchmen.

[SuperXAsh]

"Fear. Perhaps, Miss Ross. And loneliness, too. Yes. I feel them both. But I have lived completely once. I was so much in love. And she so much wanted a baby. My baby. I could tell from the moment she conceived that it wasn't a son I had given her, but something else. A monster, maybe. I should have put a stop to it right then, but I was curious, and that was my downfall. And as I watched this tiny life unfold, I began to imagine the horror of it, and my curiosity was replaced with compassion. But they took away my chance to cure him. Your father threw me out. I remember that day so well. Every moment. Every sensation. Walking into the house. The feeling of the handle of the knife in my hand. I knew I was doing a father's work, fulfilling a father's mercy... but then she surprised me. It was as if she and the knife merged. You cannot imagine the unbearable finality of it. And in that one moment, I took everything that was dear to me and transformed it into nothing more than a memory." -Dr. David Banner, the Hulk


"You know I don't come from no Black Lagoon, I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon! You can keep the Thing, keep the It, keep the Creature, THEY DON'T MEAN S***!!!" -Audrey II, Little Shop of Horrors


"What do you mean you can't find them? How do you lose a 6 foot ***** with a talking rock, huh?" -Tyler, Heavy Metal 2000


"If the council knew the truth, they would put me to work on an evacuation plan, a meaningless effort given the time remaining."
Jor-El: How Long?
"Hours... this world has seen it's last sunrise." -Brainiac, Superman: The Animated Series

[Cole Deschain]

"My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane and my breath death."- Smaug, The Hobbit

[Kaiser Kronos]

From the ownage thread:

"Does Mighty Galactus also know that our chances of outrunning this disturbance are minimal?"

"Does annoying Thanos have an alternative course of action to suggest?"

"No."

"Then let silence reign."

From one of Mah favrit series evah:

"That's the beauty of it, Piter, the Duke Leto knows he's trapped, and he's walking into it, open-eyed,"-Baron Harkonnen, a paraphrase.

[Husnock]

"What do you want?" - Mister Morden, Baylon 5

Not that it's a villain quote, but you know what the best response to that question was?

I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Wave_like_this.jpg). Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Ironically, he was the only one who ever got exactly what he wanted:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Wish_granted.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Wish_granted.jpg)http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Wish_granted2.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Wish_granted2.jpg)

[DeadFish]

Ok, my favourite villan quote is the Incredible Hulk from where the Hulk is fighting soliders in the field. I think it goes like this:

Russian Solider: Lets see the best you have.

Then he goes flying into the tree when the Hulk punches him.

[Cole Deschain]

Not that it's a villain quote, but you know what the best response to that question was?

Bah! Vir's so far from evil his mere PRESENCE has tainted the thread!

Ironically, he was the only one who ever got exactly what he wanted:

Well, everyone else got what they ASKED for... ;)



More from Babylon 5

"Since we bear a greater responsibility, we are afforded greater latitude, in the interest of efficiency." -- Psi Cop Bester

"As the name implies, you must also be watchful. Peace can be made or broken with a gun, a word, an idea, even a thought. Now, those who work against peace sow the seeds of discontent. They plant false stories, they undermine the public good. It's not because they are necessarily evil. It's because they don't know any better. They're rejected, they're unhappy, and they lash out in the only way they can. So, If we could be made aware of these problems as they occur, then we can find these people, we can talk to these people, we can embrace them again in the arms of society, while, at the same time, protecting society from misinformation and harmful ideas. We're less interested in actions than we are in attitudes. We must help protect society against its own worst instincts. And by taking these bold steps, we will help to ensure a better future for everyone. I'm proud to be a part of it, and I hope you'll all join me in becoming part of the Night Watch." -- Pierce Macabee

"Mass drivers! They have been outlawed by every civilized planet!"
"These are uncivilized times."
"We have treaties."
"Ink on a page." -- Londo and Refa

"Oh, Londo, you are a fool. You walk away from the greatest power I have even seen, and now you expect me to do the same. They are the key to my eventual rise to the throne. Why would I abandon them?"
"Because I have asked you. And because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition. And because I have poisoned your drink." -- Lord Refa and Londo

[Lordofmonsterisland]

Well, everyone else got what they ASKED for... ;)

Some villains never heard the phrase "be careful what you wish for", did they?


But here's a few more:

"Prepare to go to......... Ludicrous Speed"
"But sir, we've never gone to Ludicrous Speed"
"I don't care, just do it"
"*in squeaky voice* Prepare to go to ...... *swallow; voice evens out* Ludicrous Speed"
"*Looks at Lord Helmet* Sir you might want to buckle up"
"I don't care, let's just go, go, go, go"
*Lord Helmet flies off as they go to Ludicrous Speed*

- Lord Helmet and his Officer in Spaceballs


"Inconceivable!" - The little evil guy in Princess Bride

[Tokyo VigilanteX]

Killer7 Quotes, ftw!

Like a flower that blooms in the soil of our carnal and corrupt society, I shall administer retribution to stray vermin that graze this land. For I am the Chairman of the Educational Guidance Council, Ayame Blackburn!~ Ayame Blackburn


Curtis Blackburn: All I wanted was to shed light on my life.
Dan Smith: You have no idea. You're nothing but a sick maniac.
Curtis Blackburn: Guess it's time to close the curtains.
Dan Smith: Tryin' to die in style? Gimme' a break you sick old man!~ Last exchange before Curtis Blackburn is killed.


Kun Lan: This time, the game is mine. ...Do you want to hear a story, Harman?
Harman Smith: Why not?
Kun Lan: There once was a young man who had a promising future. The center back position was his to keep and no one could take that away from him. Any play was a fair play, nobody blew the whistle on him. Everybody loved him. Not to mention his campus sweetheart... oh, she was something. They were the perfect couple. He graduated from Columbia with an MBA. His opportunity was infinite. He could do whatever he wanted with his life, but was he satisfied? No. Every night he would cry, begging the Lord. Something deep within needed awakening. Then one day it happened, that moment where the subconscious rises to the surface. Well the way it triggered was very simple. It happened when his mother came onto him one night. As if the spirit of Jack the Ripper had taken over his body, he stabbed and stabbed until you couldn't tell who she was. You know what I think? An angel whispered into his ear. The angel gave him the extra courage he needed to give her the divine retribution she deserved.
Harman Smith: Sure she wasn't "the hell's angel"?
Kun Lan: I'm pretty sure she only had good intentions.
Harman Smith: You really are a villain.

[Husnock]

Some villains never heard the phrase "be careful what you wish for", did they?


But here's a few more:

"Prepare to go to......... Ludicrous Speed"
"But sir, we've never gone to Ludicrous Speed"
"I don't care, just do it"
"*in squeaky voice* Prepare to go to ...... *swallow; voice evens out* Ludicrous Speed"
"*Looks at Lord Helmet* Sir you might want to buckle up"
"I don't care, let's just go, go, go, go"
*Lord Helmet flies off as they go to Ludicrous Speed*

- Lord Helmet and his Officer in Spaceballs

You forgot: "What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

[Zeptron]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."

"Say goodbye to your 2 best friends! And I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago!"


And another from Blonsky in Ultimate Destruction (though you'd have to watch the cutscene for the full effect):

"I'm not afraid of the mutation anymore--not when I have this kind of power!"

[biohazard85]

"This is what I've seen in the four weeks since infection. People killing people. Which is much what I saw in the four weeks before infection, and the four weeks before that, and before that, and as far back as I care to remember. People killing people. Which to my mind, puts us in a state of normality right now." - Major Henry West, 28 Days Later

[Lordofmonsterisland]

You forgot: "What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

Oh yeah, thanks.

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"What does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."


I can't believe I forgot that

[Mecha74]

Time for some DK Joker pwnage!

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

"You prefer a magic trick, instead? Watch me make this pencil disappear."

"Kill you? I don't wanna kill you... you complete me."

"So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did... Do you want to know which of them are cowards?"

"See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve."

"This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them."

[godofPH]

Time for some DK Joker pwnage!

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

"You prefer a magic trick, instead? Watch me make this pencil disappear."

"Kill you? I don't wanna kill you... you complete me."

"So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did... Do you want to know which of them are cowards?"

"See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve."

"This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them."

"I...I just want my phone call."

[Goji Son]

"AHH! AHHHHHH! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!" - Charlie, Barton Fink

"And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it."
"You go to hell."
"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"
"Do you have any idea how ******* crazy you are?"
"You mean the nature of this conversation?"
"I mean the nature of you."

Anton Chigurh conversing with Carson Wells before her kills him, No Country For Old Men

[Cam Eleon]

If Londo counts then one of my favorites of his: "What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?"

"Why do you say these things, when you know I will kill you for it?"- General Zod (real surprised nobody said this yet)

"You've never been near royalty before? And just who do you think stands before you now, my cherub? I am the Prince of Puzzlers, the Count of Conundrums, the King of Crime in Gotham City! I HOLD COURT HERE, NOONE ELSE!!!"- the Riddler to an underling

"Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that?"- Sensei John Kreese

"In a reminiscent mood, are you, Doctor? My dear Miss Grant, you have my deepest sympathies."- The Master (Roger Delgado)

"What makes you think I want your forgiveness?"- The Master (Anthony Ainley)

"What a magnificent dilemma! Let her die, your life is over; Let her live, your life's a fraud. Now, which will it be, Arthur? Do you kill the Queen or kill the law?" -Mordred, Camelot

"Lest it see more, prevent it! Out vile jelly! Where is thy lustre now?"- Duke of Cornwall (while popping out the *second* of a man's eyes- after being mortally stabbed by his own servant; Talk about total badness!), King Lear

[Mecha-Rodan]

"See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve."
Probably my favorite from TDK.

"SAY IT!" Harvey Dent/Two-Face, The Dark Knight. This sent chills down my spine in the theater.

"We exist together now... two corpses, in one grave..." The Gravemind, Halo 2

"Do not be afraid. I am peace; I am salvation." The Gravemind, Halo 3

"I have beaten fleets of thousands! Consumed a galaxy of flesh and mind and bone!" The Gravemind, Halo 3

[Mindfreak]

"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear."-The Joker.




'Nuff Said.

[anguirus55]

I nominate everything the Joker said in that movie.

[SuperXAsh]

"Run insect... run and tell those you will what you will... tell them there is something loose in their city... something which feeds on wishes. But tell them quickly... while you still have a soul." -The Djinn, Wishmaster

[Cole Deschain]

"I don't give a damn about the world! I could rule it romorrow if I wanted it! I don't!" - Raistlin Majere.

[Gorgozilla]

May not be perfectly verbatim, but..

"You won't kill me because of your moral code, and I won't kill you because you're too much fun!"

Joker in TDK.

[Cole Deschain]

"There ain't worse'n me in all of Hell. Go'n look."
-The Saint of Killers

[SuperXAsh]

"Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!" -Skeletor, Masters of the Universe.

[Kaiser Kronos]

From the Bard (Yes, I am such a geek:)



And what's he then that says I play the villain?
When this advice is free I give and honest,
Probal to thinking and indeed the course
To win the Moor again? For 'tis most easy
The inclining Desdemona to subdue
In any honest suit: she's framed as fruitful
As the free elements. And then for her
To win the Moor — were't to renounce his baptism,
All seals and symbols of redeemed sin,
His soul is so enfetter'd to her love,
That she may make, unmake, do what she list,
Even as her appetite shall play the god
With his weak function. How am I then a villain
To counsel Cassio to this parallel course,
Directly to his good? Divinity of hell!
When devils will the blackest sins put on,
They do suggest at first with heavenly shows,
As I do now: for whiles this honest fool
Plies Desdemona to repair his fortunes
And she for him pleads strongly to the Moor,
I'll pour this pestilence into his ear,
That she repeals him for her body's lust;
And by how much she strives to do him good,
She shall undo her credit with the Moor.
So will I turn her virtue into pitch,
And out of her own goodness make the net
That shall enmesh them all.

Iago, scene iii



and:

She should have died hereafter;
There would have been time for such a word.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


King MacBeth of Scotland..

[Goji Son]

From the Bard (Yes, I am such a geek:)



And what's he then that says I play the villain?
When this advice is free I give and honest,
Probal to thinking and indeed the course
To win the Moor again? For 'tis most easy
The inclining Desdemona to subdue
In any honest suit: she's framed as fruitful
As the free elements. And then for her
To win the Moor — were't to renounce his baptism,
All seals and symbols of redeemed sin,
His soul is so enfetter'd to her love,
That she may make, unmake, do what she list,
Even as her appetite shall play the god
With his weak function. How am I then a villain
To counsel Cassio to this parallel course,
Directly to his good? Divinity of hell!
When devils will the blackest sins put on,
They do suggest at first with heavenly shows,
As I do now: for whiles this honest fool
Plies Desdemona to repair his fortunes
And she for him pleads strongly to the Moor,
I'll pour this pestilence into his ear,
That she repeals him for her body's lust;
And by how much she strives to do him good,
She shall undo her credit with the Moor.
So will I turn her virtue into pitch,
And out of her own goodness make the net
That shall enmesh them all.
[LIST]
Iago, scene iii



Speaking of, I am writing about Iago in my Shakespeare class. Pretty much every one of Iago's lines can be on this thread.