I'm Leav- Nah, I just don't care enough. The parody topic.

[Zearatul]

Yeah, I thought it'd be fun to have a parody topic, really, it's just to make fun of Current events.

So, if you have a parody to write, go ahead, this way, it's organized.

Just keep the forum rules & guidlines in mind.

I would start, but, I spent all of my creativity making a title. :p

[Bruticus]

I hope this works under what you're trying to do with this thread. This will probably cost me my moderator position, but oh well. It's how some of KP's admins/mods, in my mind, would answer the question:

What do you think of the butterfly effect?
(No offense intended to anyone here)

Morgoth: "The butterfly effect is a severely flawed theory that can burn in hell for all I care."

Sauron: "I just put up a new section on the Butterfly Effect."

Saruman: "I believe in the butterfly effect and will debate it with you for several days on end whether you like it or not."

Goji Son: "Whatever it is, Clint and Jeff are gonna grill each other over it for a while, I just know it."

Raptor: "'Butterfly effect?' You kids and all your science fiction these days."

Phish: "First we must go over the logistics of the butterfly effect and evaluate every single piece of information that supposedly applies to it."

DEP (me): "Unless I get to kick that butterfly's ***, then who cares? IN YO FACE, SCIENCE! IN YO FACE!!"

Enshohma: "There's an obscure kaiju movie about the butterfly effect, but I haven't found any useful information on it."

[Burkion]

The World is coming to an end. *Following DEP's lead...*

Morgoth: FINALLY!
DEP: Hell, as long as I get to kick some ***, and write horrible romances, I'm happy.
TBD: ...fine, sure. What ever...
Suruman: I'm still going to argue with Clint...I don't care if it IS doomsday!
Sauron: I just know Jeff and Clint's going to be arguing again...

…crap, that wasn’t very good. Ah well, I’m think of something better later.

[The Great MM]

MM: Hulk Sucks
Saruman: Hulk Rules
MM: Hulk Sucks
Saruman: Hulk Rules
MM: Hulk Sucks
Saruman: Hulk Rules
Super X Ash: WILL YOU PLEASE BOTH SHUT UP!

[Cole Deschain]

Pyras: So, as you can see from this [insert twelve paragraphs of detailed reasoning] with matching screen caps, Irys is clearly capable of defeating [insert non-all-powerful Kaiju name here].
Cole (me, for those who aren't paying attention): Yeah? He's still an idiot.
Tomzilla: Interesting point... [insert fifteen paragraphs about the detailed instances of Irys' use or misuse of powers, involving detailed references to every single appearance of the monster onscreen]
Pyras: I have to disagree guys [insert heartfelt and well-thought-out defense of Irys' tactical decisions]
Cole: Still a moron.

[Raptor]

Great stuff, folks! A lot better than what's on TV! :laugh:
Actually, the Butterfly Effect would be a great name for the dumbing down of today's kids. Just check most of the stuff on PBS and how schools handle what used to get you a trip to the Principal's Office (and the woodshed when you got home. Why BFE? "Oh, everything is beautiful that way."
Or were you referring to something about Mothra, DEP? :mothra: ;)

[biochemitra]

Biochemitra: According to this book Destroyah is able spawn five heads making it impossible for her to die.
Saruman: No he can't its not in the movie.
Biochemitra: But its in an official Godzilla book.
Saruman: Which one I have every single one made
Biochemitra: You probally don't have it not on your level of intelligence
Saruman: And its one yours? Thats impossible
Godzilla: No, it might be, Godzilla for Dummies.
Now G, if you knew us then you would know that was the tamest of our debates.

Bio: If you look at this overly longwinded paragragh you will see that we have startling evidence of destroyahs muating abilities.(insert overly longwinded destroyah bio analysis)
Saru: But we have no proof of this. If you will see this equally longwinded paragraph you will see why you are not being taken seriously. (insert equally overly longwinded paragraph repeating the above.) Thus proving "mansquito" was a horrible movie
Bio: You missing the point, (insert long winded argument again) Thus proving my dog has the intelligence of any human.
Saru: What you fail to see is (paragraph again) meaning unless i missed something obvious then 3 orcas could easily defeat one charcarodon megalondon.
Bio: What YOU fail to see is..... .....Thusly, one would have to be some sort of moron not to realize that looney toons is an idea who's time has passed.
Saru: ok, you are going incircles, just look at what the others have to say. Tell him guys
(insert random member who is also in the thread.): Yeesss maaassterrr.......Bio, you are being an idiot.
Bio: Besides, I was joking.

[Bruticus]

DEP: Hell, as long as I get to kick some ***, and write horrible romances, I'm happy.

Please don't make me kill you. :p

Anyway...this time, I'll see how RF characters would respond to the question:

Do you eat steak?
(apologies to RF members, and to everyone else here. Most of these are inside jokes)

BS Digital Q: "Graah! Me eat juicy steak!"

Morgoth: "Steak is pathetic! Go away!"

Lizardgeek: "The consumption of bovine meat, this 'steak,' is a highly complicated process that I personally do not partake in."

Shadow: "Thou shalt not question my ability to eat a steak, nor shall thou defy me further."

Melkor: "Our scientists are working on making a steak into a weapon of mass destruction right now, actually."

Dante: "Hear me, father in heaven! I am Steak Eating incarnate!"

Wiz: "I eat steak every night, but that hasn't helped my stat average."

Treize: "I'm sure God would understand why I eat steak."

Cole: "Alas, for all the time I've been out of my grave, I can't even taste a juicy steak anymore."

Cam Eleon: "Keep that damn filthy steak out of my mouth."

Rooster X: "Like my real identity, that's not your business."

EternalMothra: "Eating steak is not the answer to achieving peace."

Khandejifer: "I hate it, and I hope it has a terrible evening."

Shin Blight: "The souls of 1,000 steaks feed me! Soon I will become immortal!"

Chronos: "...Neeeekronuuuus..."

[Raptor]

Biochemitra: According to this book Destroyah is able spawn five heads making it impossible for her to die.
Saruman: No he can't its not in the movie.
Biochemitra: But its in an official Godzilla book.
Saruman: Which one I have every single one made
Biochemitra: You probally don't have it not on your level of intelligence
Saruman: And its one yours? Thats impossible
Godzilla: No, it might be, Godzilla for Dummies.
Newbie: Woot! Wheer kin I get a copy of dat? Huh? Huh? :kinggoji: :kinggoji: :kinggoji: :kinggoji: :kinggoji:

[Kaiser Kronos]

Who get's to post on Kaijuphile?
(Note: This is an intra-Collective parody.)

Johnathan Christian: My turn!
Jake Featherston: Hell it is. I had the body last, and I deserve a chance.
Rachel Roth: You? Jake Featherston?!
Calvin Carnick: What's happening?
Rachel: Some idiots arguing.
Anthony Derouen: Sup dudes!
Jake: What the Hell you doing here?
Anthony: I live here!
Johnathan: In this body or in this house?
Rachel: Now, I know you ain't that dense.
Johnathan: Nope, I'm Johnathan.
( Arthur^Billy Milligan posts while everyone else is arguing and sneaks out.)
(They all look)
Everyone: Well, life's a ***** then you die! Or something like that.

[Bruticus]

To continue with my RF parody thing, the next question is:

What do you think of marriage?
(again, no offense intended to RF members or others. Again, there are more inside jokes)

Dante: "I killed one stupid chick, I'll kill another one."

Ubergeek: "Me Geekspawn not like it. It bad thing."

Husnock: "As the richest man you ever knew, I can buy all the wives I want. So far, 15."

Cole: "Chicks dig dead people with flaming heads. But I refuse to be committed to a woman, either before or after death."

Melkor: "I am engineering my wife into a killer robot as we speak. Nyah, I am SO evil!"

EternalMothra: "Marriage causes more problems than it solves, and will not help bring world peace."

Clint: "Marriage is futile against my Psycho Power!"

Queen Ghidorah: "No. I wish people would stop pausing and looking at me every time I walked into a store."

Omega Bruce: "No man who is married for evil purposes will live for very long."

Star Hunter: "Yar, marriage is overrated. Go forth and rape, like I used to say in my seafarin' days."

Brett Cook: "Loathesome wives!"

Oni Blight: "For a time, I considered marrying an evil queen. But now, she will witness her dismemberment!"

PyrasTerran: <I DO NOT NEED TO MARRY, FOR I AM ONE WITH MOTHER GAIA.>

Superchargegodzilla: "i maek my on wifs lol"

China: "You're all under arrest for making threats against women and spreading hate!"

[Burkion]

An average discussion/PM...

Neo Crucifer: Hey, BD, how will you kill this guy off? Huh? Will (Put so and so's name here) kill (Put so and so's name here)? Huh? (Add in about twenty differnt pointless questions.)

TBD: *Just smile and nod, just smile and nod.*

[godofPH]

SuperXAsh: Hey guys, I just got back from comingsoon.com and I found something that is sure to make a splash in theatres!

Star Wars Episode Negative One: The French Menace

Taking place 30 years before Episode 1, this shows how Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious succumbed to the Dark Side. On the planet Parisuant, the republics is being attacked by an army of French-ack Troopers. They are being led by a sinister figure named Napoleon Dynamite. A young boy who's last name is Palpatine is determined to drive back these evil French-ack troops, but he is nearly killed in a battle and is rescued by a mysterious figure named Darth Kerry. Meanwhile, the Jedi team up with Van Helsing to drive back the French-ack's troop of GINOs attacking the capitol city of Parisuant.

This movie is being directed by George ***** with executive producers Dean Devlin, Roland Emmerich, Uwe Boll, and Steven Sommers!

Zearatul: What the hell...

BS Digital Q: Just wait till Morgoth finds this...

Monster Master: This movie looks like it will turn out to be quite good after looking at that synopis!

Morgoth: What the ****! Who is the mindless idiot in Hollywood who approved the funding for this steaming pile of ****? All of the worst of Hollywood's filmmakers rolled into one production? This will turn anybody who watches it into a mindless zombie! And anyone who says this movie will be good is a moronic, brain-dead idiot brainwashed by hollywood's current crap being shelled out these days! :cursing:

Goji Son: How could something this bad be even concieved at all...

GodofPH: A flamewar will begin soon, I just know it...

[Burkion]

Suruman: *Yawn* I wonder what I should do today...lets see...I could wipe out the planet with one key stroke...nah. I'd much rather blow up France...

Morgoth: YOU SHALL NOT HARM SUCH A BRAVE COUNTRY SWINE!

Suruman: You shan't stop me, Frenchman and *****fan Clint!

Morgoth: YOU SHALL NOT HARM SUCH NOBLE PEOPLE AS THE FRENCH! GEORGE ***** LIVES THERE NOW! YOU SHALL NOT HARM MY IDOL! YES I KNOW I'M SPEAKING IN ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS!

*Suddenly a bell rings and the two go back to normal.*

Sauron: I knew I shouldn't have taken them to that hypnotist...what was his name? Oh yeah, 'Bruceikins of the Demon Eyes.'

[godofPH]

:intears:That is the funniest thing I have ever read! That is how they would react to it as well.
Orga, if only you could see how me and Iluvator are continuing that in AIM...

[The Great MM]

Monster Master: This movie looks like it will turn out to be quite good after looking at that synopis!

<_<

>_>

:look:

---------

MM: Hey! Guess what! Uwe Boll got a hold of the rights for a PRIMAL RAGE movie!...AWESOME!!!
Super X Ash: No...just...no.
Morgoth: Oh ****, more mindless zombies will be roaming this living hell called Earth, god damn, I hate Hollywood, ****ing morons, prepare for PR.I.N.O.
Seer: I warned you MM...
MM: Warned me of what...this movie will rock!
Zigra: Refrain from speaking MM, it's gonna suck.
MM: YOU SHUT UP! It's gonna rock!
Saruman: Ok, that's it...WARNING!
Mirren: Well...could be worse...he could be doing a Legend of Zelda movie...
MM: This just in...Uwe Boll got the rights for a Zelda movie!
Mirren: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--------

Yea...I can't capture the escence of Morgoth...but it'll do...

[Neo-Crucifer]

An actual quote from a few PM's between myself and EV:



How have Marshmellow Peeps affected your life?

5. Marshmellow Peeps? Be specific and I will tell you.




Something tells me EV likes the birds and hates the bunnies, because bunnies reproduce too fast and reproduction = love. Therefore, my logic > The Blue Devil.

[Gojira2000]

:laugh: This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read!! And it's all true!:intears: LOL Hopefully I'll come up with something to post, but I fear getting you guys out of character and promptly being executed for it by formentioned members, from which point I'd feel shame and be weary of ever becoming cought up in such a 'member-friendly' thread again, forever to live under the asumption that konw one cares nor remembers me.:(

Furtunately for me, however, I'm an optimist.:D

[Zigra]

Pyras: Nah, Goji's a tad slow for that one.
Zigra: HEISEI HATER!!

Pyras: Yes, Legion definitely owns this.
Zigra: KANEKO FANBOY!!


:intears: That would be far more accurate if you replaced Legion with Irys (I usually do vote for Legion to win most of the fights she's put in);)


Pyras: Heisei Godzilla doesn't have very impressive strength.
Everybody else in the forum: But he was able to lift and toss a mecha twice his own weight without any effort, and was also able to lift King Ghidorah high above his head without breaking a sweat.
Pyras: That doesn't count!
Everybody else: Why doesn't that count?
Pyras: Because I say so! GMK Goji has more impressive strength!
Everybody else: But, we never saw GMK Goji display that level of strength.
Pyras: Well, he can, regardless of what you saw! Trust me!

[Burkion]

TBD: THE SKIES ON FIRE! THE WORLDS COMING TO AN END!!!
Gojira2000: It's a glorious day! Look at all the pretty birds and-
TBD: THE BIRDS ARE ON FIRE!
Gorjira2000: Well, that won't ruin my day!
Metior crashes on him.
Gorjira2000: Nope! Still not ruined!
GINO TWO comes out...worse then ever.
Gorjira2000: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Clint: ****!

[Bruticus]

Wow, this thread is popular now. It must have been during the 14 seconds a day I am not browsing the forum.

Anyway, just remember not to be too malicious in your parodies. One or two are starting to reach that point, and I don't want any trouble.

[Gojira2000]

LOL!:laugh: That was GREAT!:intears: And it's true!:blush: If someone said to me; "you're gonna die!!" I think; 'well, at least my problems will be over.":D It's kind of sad, really....:helpme:

[Zearatul]

Zearatul: I'm bummed out, I think I'll make a pointless topic.
Pointless Topic: MUST... HAVE... SOULS.....!
Zearatul: ...This can lead to nothing good.

[Cole Deschain]

****This Just In: A Movie of [Insert Book name here] is Being Made****

Cole: Gonna blow. Thank you, that is all.
Zigra: Going to be so inferior to the previous movie of this same book that I can;t see why they bothered....
Saruman MODE A: A horrible idea, may it burn in hell.
Saruman MODE B: Give it a chance, you can't really know until you've seen it.
Morgoth: <Profanity censor maxes out and explodes>
Monster Master: I can hardly wait!
Husnock: Damn, now I've gotta read the book...
Sandwormphish: Well, let's compare it to similar attempts... uh-oh.
Raptor: Boys! Enough! Don't MAKE me turn this website around!

[godofPH]

Orga, I'm sorry but I lost that convo. But I'll just blend in what was said into a continuation of my earlier post.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

GodofPH: Hey, I just got info from one of my friends, he manged to get ahold of one of the drafts of the script! Heres a scene that takes place toward the end of the movie.

As Darth Kerry and George W. Skywalker have a deadly debate/lightsaber duel atop the Wee-hite Hou-sey Tower, Van Helsing and Napoleon Dynamite have a fight atop a rampaging GINO attacking the Republic(an) forces. Napoleon and his num-chucks are sparring with Van Helsing and his gas-propelled arrow launcher.

Napoleon: Give it up dude, your skills are inferior to mine!

Van Helsing: No, you are the one who's inferior.

Napoleon: Your skills are even inferior to my Uncle Kip!

Van Helsing: I am not inferior to Kip..

Van Helsing removes his hat and puts a pair of nerdy glasses on.

Van Helsing: For I am Kip!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Morgoth: Oh ****, this movie will create legions of soul-less retards that, in fanboy driven rage, will destroy whats left of the intelligen people. But I shouldn't expect anymore from this abominable team of filmmakers. :cursing:

[Gorjirus]

DEP: Blah blah blah...Roost Fighter OWNZ! Blah blah blah...Romance me suck at writing!
EV: Blah blah blah...Roostville rules! Blah blah blah...must make highly complicated plans and ignore others work!
Gor: Blah blah blah...Crimson Battlefeild is the BEST! Blah blah blah...must post one chapter per year!


TBD: ...I seriously don't know these people. They just followed me home one day...


Oh... that's funny. Slightly true (more than one (I work for two a year :p) but CB IS the best)., but incedibly funny.

[Bruticus]

Running out of energy, but I'll do just one more today...

KP Responds to the Threat: "I'll Swallow Your Souls!"

Sandwormphish: As you can see from [3 posts of scientific jargon], it is impossible to swallow a soul. I'm right, you're wrong... toodaloo.

Cole: Good for you. But you'll choke.

Morgoth: You are a whiny little assbag who licks George Judas' boots on a daily basis, and if you try to swallow my soul, I'll gouge your eyes out and stick them in your pants so you can watch me kick your ***.

PyrasTerran: As long as Irys is by my side, you will never swallow my soul.

Cam Eleon: Yo, she-*****. Let's go.

Project Pimp: Threats like this make me depressed. Now I gotta go buy some cigarettes.

Keizer Kornfreek: ******.

MirrenDono: ...dude, please don't do stuff like this. Makes you look stupid.

Tomzilla: On the contrary... [after three paragraphs] ...SpaceGodzilla will swallow YOUR soul.

DEP:
http://roostfighter.kaijuphile.com/fisting!.JPG

[Neo-Crucifer]

A TYPICAL CONVERSATION WITH THE BLUE DEVIL, PART 1

TBD: Neo, what do you think of this?! I will start a cult about the Blue Devil, my all-powerful creation!!!!!


Me: Who would want to worship the Blue Devil?


TBD: Don't you remember his powers?! The Blue Devil can steal souls!!! He can kill GODS just by breathing on them!!!!! He RULES UNiVerses!!!


Me: And yet he is always bested by Afiag.


TBD: Look, Afiag has killed TRILLIONS of people.


Me: Waitasec. Only Afiag has enough power to beat the Blue Devil. He is like a god in power... so how do you explain me killing him quickly in that Chat Fight? Does that make me a god? Hm? HM?!


TBD: Meh, if the BD ever appeared in CF he would pwn everybody there.


Me: Ah, but he DID appear in a CF. The BD only got to fight the Trojan Man.


TBD: ...Trojan Man?


Me: Damn straight. And you know what else? Huh? You know what else, biotch? I bet the BD sucks at board games.


TBD: Actually, at only 25% perfect of his power level the Blue Devil defeated the Ruler of the Universe in almost every board game known to man!!!!


Me: Almost????


TBD: Yeah, there was only one game neither of them went near. Crossfire. Because those damn metal balls shot up both their noses-


Me: CROSS-FI-RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TBD: ...Oh shi-


Me: CROSSFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!

[Orga777]

What you wont see people post on Kaijuphile: Please forgive me.:laugh: ......:look:

Morgoth: George L.ucas is the best film maker of all time! Better than that hack Peter *******!

EternalMothra: Mothra sucks! That bug can go fly into a bug zapper for all I care!

Demon Eyes Parker: Roost Fighter 1 is the best peice of literature ever created by mankind!

PyrasTerran: (Replying to a Irys vs. Destroyah fight) Irys would get PWNED!

Raptor: Meh, let the spammer continue posting.......

Phish: (replying to a scientific topic) Im confused?:confused:

Gojira2000: Life sucks!

Kent: Godzilla '98 is the worst movie ever created!

Orga777: *sigh* Orga is a worthless kaiju. That is all Toho could come up with?!

Monster Master: Sci Fi original movies suck!

Godzilla: Space Godzilla can not only loose to Destroyah, but to 1 Showa Kamacuras as well.

godofPH: WOOHOO!!1!!!!11 FLAME WAR!1!!!1!!!!11

Blue Devil: (to DEP) DEP, can you change Super Jet Jaguar from a vampire to a preety princess that has a pink pony called Mr. Giggles!

biochemitra: (Replying to a debate with Saruman) Your right Saruman, I don't know what I am talking about and everything you say is correct.

Desumaytah: Barugon is the best kaiju ever! Destroyah is a little a**bag!

Those are just a few, I will try to think of more later.
PS: Please don't hurt me....

[Orga777]

^ Try to think of something I'd never say Orga

Alright...

godofPH: WOOHOO!!1!!!!11 FLAME WAR!1!!!1!!!!11

[Burkion]

...I...wasn't going to do that...honest...*Speaking into a 'watch' "We have a breech...must kill...all targets. NOW NOW NOW!*

Seriously though, that was funny. *Wonder what's taking the sniper so long...* <_< >_> <_>

[Zearatul]

^I think someone just got a new nick-name.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I got a good one..

Zear: I live in the land of Blue Text.

[Burkion]

^I think someone just got a new nick-name.

Wait, what would that be Mr. Blue Text?

[godofPH]

Hey! You stop that Mr. Giggles! You too Mr. Blue Text!

[Zearatul]

Vhat? Vhat is happening?

[Burkion]

BWAHAHAHA!!! *wonders if this would be considered spam* Yes, dance my Blue Text Puppet!

[godofPH]

This topic will be exterminated soon. Lets enjoy it while it still lives Mr. Giggles!

[Orga777]

I don't think it will go anywhere though. It is a fun topic and will probably end up staying for a while. Here is the next person....

biochemitra: (Replying to a debate with Saruman) Your right Saruman, I don't know what I am talking about and everything you say is correct.

[Burkion]

Ment to you, Mr. Bunniekins. (God of PH) What, if I get an annoying nickname, you get one to!

[Orga777]

Fine, fine. Lets get back to the parodys.

Things you'll never hear people say

Zear: I think the Black Mage from Final Fantasy 1 is one of the worst Video game characters ever!

Hey, thats my feild Bunniekins! Get your own ideas!:p

[Raptor]

ROOSTVILLE VS. EVERYBODY! :darklord:
EV: And the Blue Devil now rides a pink pony called Mr. Giggles?! :eh: That's the last time I take a vacation from this forum! Crazy Americans!
Raptor: Ever seen a ridge runner sit a horse? Don't sweat the small stuff! :D
DEP: Can I use that in RF?
Darkside: What's a ridge runner? And where can *I* get a pink pony?!
R2K: Anyone east of the Mississippi or west of Crowleys Ridge. (I hope Kiryu Goji doesn't bring a pink pony to the Jalepino Club... Godzilla Guy will want one too... )
Sauron: When are you people going to finish all those Round Robins you started? I have some time to add those great stories to the Fan Fiction section.
Saruman: Why are all of Zearatul's posts in blue? BLACK TEXT is the Official Kaijuphile Text Color!
All the new Mods: Can we ban him? Huh? Huh? We need the practice! :devil:
Morgoth: Get that flea bitten psychedelic Saturday morning sorry excuse for yet another commercial gambit to suck lunch money from impressionable little children out of this forum, BD! You want ponies, go to a petting zoo! THIS IS A KAIJU FORUM AND DON'T ANYONE FORGET IT! :angry:
Phish: Uh, Morgoth... I believe you are confusing Mr. Giggles with My Little Pony. They are entirely two different entities, easily distinguishable by their coloration, execution, etc....

[PyrasTerran]

Pyras: Heisei Godzilla doesn't have very impressive strength.
Everybody else in the forum: But he was able to lift and toss a mecha twice his own weight without any effort, and was also able to lift King Ghidorah high above his head without breaking a sweat.
Pyras: That doesn't count!
Everybody else: Why doesn't that count?
Pyras: Because I say so! GMK Goji has more impressive strength!
Everybody else: But, we never saw GMK Goji display that level of strength.
Pyras: Well, he can, regardless of what you saw! Trust me!


You should have had me in a monkey suit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/PyrasTerran/kaijuphiledebate.jpg

[Morgoth]

Random movie is coming out.

Morgoth: (rants and curses about how the movie will suck and how he can't stand the people who will actually see it)

RadoGoji: (talks about the fact that others have their own opinions about movies, how they don't have to conform to Morgoth's views, and how he shouldn't need to worry about it. Luckily for Rado, the comment goes unaddressed)

Comment addressed :p

And if Mr Giggles is keeping company with My Little Pony, then he can be executed right along side the equine menace.

[Neo-Crucifer]

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.kaijuphile.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9847



^ An example of turning a one-post topic into something enjoyable.

[Zearatul]

Saruman: Why are all of Zearatul's posts in blue? BLACK TEXT is the Official Kaijuphile Text Color!
All the new Mods: Can we ban him? Huh? Huh? We need the practice! :devil:w00t?!
You guys don't wanna ban me... Riiiiiight? :look:
:p

[Bruticus]

Kaijuphile Forums: Nutcracker

For the longest time, I sat idly by, watching the Kaijuphile forums from the comfort of my computer screen. Yet I often found that all was not well there, for many of its members were simply... horny teenagers who got banned after a little while. I vowed to do something about this.

So I signed up.

You can call me... the KP Guy.

I knew that the Spammerites were making a return to Kaijuphile, as I watched their ever-growing team of evil retarded children gather in the far corners of Maser City. One by one, the worst of the worst gathered in the Colony of Planet X - Deoson, Superchargegodzilla, Dracois, Gninekcis, Xenomorph, and RexRaptor, among others. As a professional forum spy, I knew what I had to do.

But I was too late...

* * *

In the highest office of Kaijuphile...

Sauron: The Administration has spoken. The time to execute the Daikaiju Desumacchi XIV: Abominable Animal Anachronism has come, and we must work our very hardest to get it up and running in time.

Morgoth: Yeah, yeah, just tell me what you need me to do.

Sauron: Morgoth, you will be in charge of creating stats for the kaiju from Godzilla: Shogo Tomiyama Must Face Destruction. You must have them done by -

The lights mysteriously shut down.

Goji Son: Holy [expletive deleted]! What’s going on here?!

On the farthest wall, a screen suddenly flickered, and on it flashed the horrifying, zit-ridden face of... DEOSON!

Sauron: Who the hell are you?!

Deoson: Fool! I am... Deoson. I, and my evil 10-year-old cronies, have come to cut out your gizzards and take over Kaijuphile.

Morgoth: Yeah, right. You’re a childish little geek who couldn’t lead an army ant.

Deoson: Fool! You only say that because I failed in the past.

Goji Son: No kidding, Sherlock. Now what do you want?

Deoson: Fool! I just told you: I’ve come to cut out your gizzards and take over Kaijuphile.

Goji Son: I’m sorry, we don’t allow mentally handicapped people to join our group.

Deoson: Fool! Can’t you see that I play bloody games of rugby every day? (Points to various scars and bruises) A mentally handicapped person can’t do that, can they?

Sauron: Enough! Begone, evil devil!

Deoson: Too late for that.

The sirens in Kaijuphile sounded with great intensity as red lights flashed in the darkness.

Morgoth: The automatic warning system! Dammit! The Spammerites must have hacked their way in!

Sauron: Sound the auto voice alarm, get our members evacuated, and make way to the KP Contingency Car!

* * *

That’s where I came in. While everyone was fleeing, I managed to sneak my way into the building through the main entrance. I came prepared with the best weapons I could find: a rocket launcher, a chainsaw, and a super shotgun. I had a feeling I would find more weapons and ammo along the way, so my load was fairly light.

Entering the lobby - called the "General Chat" - I spotted my first two victims: Superchargegodzilla and Vazel. SCG was one of the most retarded Spammerites to come along in recent weeks, but he was a kid, which gave me all the more reason to shoot him. Vazel, on the other hand, was an infamous traitor who got banned after arguing with the Administration and calling KP members "nerds."

Vazel: It feels good to be back, even if this was always just a place for nerds.

Superchargegodzilla: *gurgle*

Vazel: LOL. You really are a retard, like the former Admins here.

Superchargegodzilla: ppl maek me hrny lol

Vazel: ...yup.

It was killing time.

I fired my shotgun into Vazel. He was huge, which meant he had huge innards, and I watched them spill to the ground like the innards of a Pizza Pop. SCG screamed like a little girl and tried to run away, but I had the eyes of a hawk, and shattered his spine with a single blast.

The sight of blood first thing in the morning makes my own blood boil. I left the General Chat as quickly as I had entered, and made my way down the hall. I decided to pay a visit to the Games Chat - that seemed to be a breeding ground for trouble.

It was as it often was, for upon opening the door I saw RexRaptor sitting on a nearby rocking chair, holding a Gamecube controller in his claws. The guy was a goofy-looking, red lizard dude with a long neck, square eyes, and red spots all over him. To make things worse, at the moment he was wearing only his underpants (with pink roses on them, no less.

RexRaptor: Get owt! I am teh master of this playce!

KP Guy: As evidenced by what?

Rex: I’m sitting in my underware! Only a master of his domane wold wear only his underpants!

KP Guy: Put on some other article of clothing, at least. Then again, it won’t matter. We shall see who is the true underwear king.

Rex was none too pleased to be challenged, and so the reptile leaped at me, teeth and claws beared. I pumped my shotgun into his chest and let his body slam into the door.

That taught him. But I wasn’t happy that his corpse was still in the room. So I revved up my chainsaw and hacked him - and his underwear - into pieces, stuffing his remains into a bag when I was done and throwing it into a garbage can.

Satisfied, I reloaded my weapon and kept moving.

Going up the stairs, I knew where to look. Dracois was known to hang around the Fan Fiction rooms, so I had a feeling I would find him there.

I was right.

I went into the Kaiju Writing Class and found the little ******* writing something at a desk. This kid was nothing - just some teenager with golden pants, a purple T-shirt, and a black baseball cap. He would be easy to kill.

Dracois:And in the end, Godzilla destroys the mutant cheese, thus saving mankind from death by cheddar. The story will be as exciting as it sounds!

KP Guy: I’ve read your stories, and they suck.

Dracois: WTF???!!!! OMG YOUR GONNA DIE LIKE JJ JIMI AND ORGA!!

KP Guy: If you’re so eager to join your buddies SCG, Vazel, and Rex, then so be it.

Dracois: OMG MY IDEAS PWN YOURS LOLOLOL!!!111

KP Guy: Sorry, I’m a fairly boring person when it comes to ideas, but yours are just even worse.

Mocking his stories was not one of my better ideas, for Dracois’ skull exploded like a watermelon before me, revealing the hideous truth.

He looked like one of those imps from Doom II.

Anyone who plays Doom II knows that imps are easy to kill. I didn’t waste any shotgun rounds on him, but instead I got the chainsaw whirring and let blood tell the tale. I cackled with sadistic glee as his blood was scattered across the room, saturating the ground with its redness. I figured I’d leave the corpse behind to rot, as I had other things to attend to.

Advancing further down the hall, I noticed some strange noises coming from the Kaiju Video Games room. This was where Superchargegodzilla’s various other forms came to be morons.

This was going to be fun. I opened the door.

Baragonrocks: lol i go pp stndng upp lol

Astroboyfly: wy do ppl thnk im scg im not scg n i don now wy ppl thnk im scg

LordRaven: kaw kaw kaw im a m0r0n lol

KP Guy: You sure are. Which is why you’re all going to die.

Suddenly the three children swarmed me. I had forgotten to turn off my chainsaw from killing Dracois, so all I had to do was swing the killer thing around and watch as blood slaked the carpet and decapitated heads flew like eagles. I wasn’t going to do anything fancy with their corpses, because touching little boys isn’t my style (it was probably Deoson’s, however). I had to move on.

I was getting closer to my destination now, and nobody could stop me. With the blood on my hands and face, I felt like an avenging god. My next stop was to be the Toho General Discussion. That place tended to house trouble.

As I went up the stairs and opened the door to the Toho Discussion, my fears were confirmed.

space gojira: you arogent lil pussbag, im gonna kill u!!

Gninekcis: !!Sunlight!! You should try it some– [looks out window] OW MY EYES MY F***ING EYES!!

Xenomorph: Enough! You are all inferior!

There was no intelligent life here.

KP Guy: You think that hurts, Gninekcis, try eating shotgun shells.

Space gojira: wtf its som guy!

Xenomorph: Fear not, my friend! My outrageous knowledge of politics will stop him!

KP Guy: Those are gonna be your last words.

Space gojira was nothing, and he was the first one to pay for it, as I blasted his head clean off his shoulders. As Gninekcis approached me, Xenomorph rushed to swipe up as many copies of Michael Moore’s books as possible.

I gave Gninekcis a little present courtesy of my boomstick. As I shot Xeno in the back, though, I realized I was gonna need heavier artillery. Dodging the oncoming assault of bad books, I drew my rocket launcher. I’d avoided using it in close quarters, but this time, it couldn’t be helped.

I let the rocket fly, and with a scream and explosion, Xenomorph’s atoms were scattered to the air.

But apparently, it wasn’t over yet. From SG’s neck, I saw a black serpent emerge, and it crawled across the floor towards me.

Gojira monster king: Im back buoy! And you thuoght you culd get rid of me?

KP Guy: Yes.

I stomped on his head and left. The real challenge was yet to come...

To be continued...

[Orga777]

^Wow DEP, you are bored arn't you.:laugh:

[Godzilla]

:intears: Man that was funny. I like the way you used Space Goijra. He's probally gona explode when I tell him about this.

[Zearatul]

Eh heh. GJ, I see what you mean by epic. ;)

[Seer235]

<Insert nonsensical yet strangely hilarious post here>

Yeah....I got nothing. I did like the monkeys though.

[Neo-Crucifer]

:intears:


Especially: Baragonrocks: lol i go pp stndng upp lol


But there's only one thing wrong with your story, DEP. How could a rocket launcher destroy any Michael Moore books? His corpulence extends to all his works. You'd need a deep-fryer to destroy anything that tub of lard creates, not to mention himself!

[Orga777]

Mr. Giggles here by denounces the knowledge that subject 'Preety Ponies' exists, and requests a new name: Mr. Death.

I think you misunderstood what I posted. You are supposed to be a preety princess with a pink pony and the pony is named Mr. Giggles. You are supopsed to be Princess Lollipops!:darklord:

[Burkion]

*News Report* And a young forum going, named Orga777, has been found dead to day, due to a computer shoved up a place nothing should be shoved up, with the words "Who's Princess Lollipops now?!" No one cared, how ever, so the police just wondered off. The homless Zombies arrived soon after and igored the body completely.

:p J/K. ...maybe...

[Kaiser Kronos]

Yet another parody of ourselves.

Legion: My name is Legion for we are many.
Belial: The Hell it is!
Legion: My name is Legion for we are many.
Belial: Alright, you sum*****, that's one time too many!
Rachel: Dad, leave Legion alone, he's just a drugged up FUBAR retard.
Irving: Learned a new phrase did ya?
Rachel: Now don't you start!

Johnathan: So, what the Hell is Legion doing now?
Legion: Who's on first, what's on second, tomorrow's pitching and I don't care is the shortstop.

Calvin Monroe: Hey guys, look at my new drawing! It's a pretty picture of a-what IS this? This ain't my drawing, it's a...a...F*ck!

Adolf Hitler: You son of a ***** Featherston! What did you do to my money?
Jake: Whoopie-( Stuart interrupts) Stuart: Remember what happen last time?

Belial: Damn, need to trim the horns today.
Apollyon: Hell you do, just go natural.
Belial: Dude, that's so wrong.
Apollyon: I didn't mean it like that dammit!

(Getting a PM from Neo-Crucifer about WOTW.)
Rachel: I know, I'll pull an explanation outta my ***!

(Waiting on a PM from Neo-Crucifer)
Johnathan:*******it Neo! What're you doing? Combing every word for a spelling error? HUH? HUH YOU SOB!?

(She's gonna kill me for this one.)
Rachel: And now, for me to give up my hatred of all things Necrotik and start writing him into every WOTW scene!

[Bruticus]

Kaijuphile Forums II: Ur Frikin Ded

I forgot to mention, whenever I finished killing people in Kaijuphile, a new weapon or item would suddenly appear in front of the door. When I killed Vazel and SCG, I managed to find a backpack of ammo. The reward for killing RexRaptor was a pistol; for killing Dracois, I found a first-aid kit; for victimizing the SCG retards, I got a pair of brass knuckles; but for cleaning out the Toho Discussion, I was rewarded with the mother of all weapons thus far - a rail gun. Ooh, yeah!

In the level above me, I could hear several voices talking, engaged in a conversation which I could not decipher. I suspected more Spammerites, but in the back of my mind, something told me that was not the case. But I couldn’t be sure unless I checked, so I made my way up the next set of stairs.

The voices appeared to be coming from the Roost Fighter lounge. Demon Eyes Parker wouldn’t be one to surrender his domain without one helluva fight. However, given that the Administration had given orders for everyone to evacuate, perhaps he had fled. Perhaps his place had been overrun with Spammerites. Cautiously, I put my back to the wall and my ear to the door.

I needn’t have worried, for after a brief moment I heard a bone-chilling shriek, silence, and then his voice... and a few others I recognized. It appeared as though the Moderators were still around.

Demon Eyes Parker: It is as it should be. MetalMonster has died by my hands now, and soon, all the other Spammerites will, too.

If only he knew.

Shadow: Thou art a brave one, but the truth is that their numbers are greater than our own. How dost thou propose to wipe them out?

PyrasTerran: The power of Irys will consume them, certainly.

DEP: Irys ain’t working for you no more, so just screw you! In yo face!

DEP had the perfect attitude for the job I was doing. If I could get him and the other Moderators to ally themselves with me, taking care of Deoson wouldn’t be a
problem. At least, I hoped not...

Sandwormphish: I have just finished working on the Spammerite Detector we need to draw out the ignorant fools and annihilate them. If there’s a live idiot within 20 metres, this detector will click wildly and activate a warning to the holder, which is basically a huge, metal ball that bonks you on the head.

Cam Eleon: But if all else fails, let’s just bash through the doors and starting hacking away, huh? I haven’t used my chainsaw in ten minutes.

Enshohma: Grr. Me Enshohma smash petty Spammerites.

This was perfect. Cautiously, I entered the room.

KP Guy: Don’t kill me! I’ve come here to help you guys!

DEP: Who are you?

KP Guy: I just joined up here. I’m a spy whose come to take out the trash... and I’ve already cleaned out most of the filth.

Shadow: We art grateful for your services, if you speak the truth. But what evidence dost thou hath of his kills?

KP Guy: Does the blood on my face and hands give any indication?

Pyras: You have a point. Let us give him a chance, Moderators.

DEP: I understand. Well then, soldiers, let’s head out. We’ve got a job to do.

Enshohma: Grr. Me smash petty Spammerites now!

I noticed that none of these guys had guns on them, which concerned me. Then again, DEP was famous as a ruthless hand-to-hand fighter, PyrasTerran had tentacles sprouting out of his back, Shadow was a demon, Enshohma a dragon, and Phish had wit sharper than a sword. Oh yeah, and Cam had his chainsaw.

The seven of us advanced down the hallway, and after advancing up the stairs, Phish’s Spammerite Detector clicked wildly. A metal ball rose out of a top compartment in the device and gave Phish a sound whack on a hand.

Phish: Ow! Sounds like trouble ahead.

KP Guy: Turn off your device. I’ll slink around and see what the problem is.

Quietly I put my back to the wall and had a listen inside the Site Suggestions/ Q&A room. I could tell by their voices that they were Da Gojirafan and Gbandit.

Da Gojirafan: Ya, FRISKO is da best place in da world hahaha

Gbandit: I have a superiority complex, therefore, I alone am greater than both the world and your petty San Francisco.

This sounded like a job for DEP. These two Spammerites sounded like child’s play, and I didn’t want to use up too much energy before the Main Event.

KP Guy: DEP, do you think you could do us all a favour and clean out the Site Suggestions room?

DEP: Sounds cool to me.

Of course it did. In true Roost Fighter fashion, DEP kicked down the door and ran inside.

Da Gojirafan: Dah, who are u?

DEP: I’m the mighty bonecrusher, and I live way out west.

Gbandit: Creepies! DEP will kill us all!

DEP: Yup. I’m a Doom player by nature, but bone crushing is what I do best.

I could hear the satisfying sounds of death as DEP snapped DG’s bones and slammed Gbandit against the wall, crushing his skull. I poked my head inside when it was all over and saw the furniture in disarray and two dead bodies lying on the ground.

DEP strode out of the room and said nothing. None of us did, either, but we advanced further, up the stairs to our destinies. I say "destinies" only for dramatic effect, as you and I both know full well that we were going to kick some ***.

* * *

Deoson: Fools! Kaijuphile has crumbled before me, and soon I shall spread my rage to consume all of the online Godzilla community!

Random Spammerites: *garble burp*

Deoson: Fools! You don’t realize what this means! Soon, our legions of highly-trained Spammerite fanboys will invade every domain on the Internet!

Spammerites: *buggy, buggy*

Deoson: Fools!

Suddenly, a nearby door exploded in fire and smoke, and from it emerged the Moderators and I.

Deoson: Fools! Who are you?

KP Guy: We’re killers who double as undertakers. Being buried is a free service with us.

Deoson: Fools! You don’t know what you’ve done! My highly-trained Spammerite fanboys will destroy you! Attaaaaaack!

We’d gotten reckless with our way of smashing through doors to kill whatever was inside. Deoson was the Big Cheese, and he’d come prepared. Before we knew it, the room suddenly vanished, and we were left standing in a huge, open arena, in the style of the Roman Coliseum.

Shadow: Damned shall Deoson be for this treachery!

SWP: Something is terribly, terribly wrong here. My Spammerite Detector is on the verge of exploding!

He was right, for I could hear electronics sizzle and smell them burning. Unfortunately for Phish, his ball alarm was going wild, nearly smashing his hand to pieces.

And then, it happened.

Several hundreds of children in plaid shirts and short-shorts descended screaming from the heavens, all of them chanting the unholy incantations of, "zomg we pwn u lol!" They did not bear any guns or swords, but their true weapon was their sheer idiocy, which turned healthy brains to steaming piles of tissue.

Without reluctance, I drew my rail gun and prepared to fire. DEP and Shadow both raised their fists, Pyras his tentacles, and Phish produced from his pockets several sharp ninja stars, shuriken. I remember thinking how petty their weapons were against the never-ending stream of evil demons.

Throughout the arena, music echoed, and I soon recognized it as the famous Mortal Kombat theme song. "Test our might," indeed.

Suddenly Deoson’s face engulfed the skies, and his evil, zit-ridden face smiled down on us with loathing.

Deoson: Now let me show you who the true rulers of the Internet are!

KP Guy:No.

DEP: Please, man. I’m already gonna kick the asses of your Spammerites, so don’t even think of trying to fight me when it’s over.

Pyras: Irys shall swallow your soul!

To be continued...

[Gojira2000]

KP members' answers to the question: if you had one wish what would it be?

Morgoth: George L.ucas' head on a plater

EternalMothra: World peace!

Pure Funkadelic Evil: For darkness to cover the whole expanse of the earth...funky darkness...

Mecha74: My own Gudis garddog!

Gojira2000: For dinosaurs to live again! Yee-haa! Jurassic Park all the way!!

Jet Jaguar: A bigger and more powerful 'lock thread' botton.

Pish: for everyone to realize my vast knowledge and genius.... then I shall control the world...:darklord:


Okay, you know; that was lame.:( Just don't kill me....:blush:

[monsterlover1992]

These Are Funny(Unfourtanetly i wasn't here long enough to understand them:laugh: )

[Orga777]

And I continue Gojira2000's post....

Monster Master: For a Sci-Fi Orginal movie to recieve 20 Academy Award nominations!

BSDQ: For a good adaptation of The Dunwich Horror, The Call or Cthulhu, and The Colour Out of Space!

SuperXAsh: For the continuous production of great, killer A-grade B-movies! Like Aliens!

And it still they wouldn't win anything.:laugh:

[Orga777]

Hopefully no one takes these personally. If anyone has an issue with the following, post here or PM me and I will edit/remove. Here are some takes/parodies on members (may be some repeats of previously posted ideas - I guess imitation is the best form of flattery):

Anguirus55: GYOSA SI TEH UBB3R!!1LO1L STOP UNNERESTIMMATING EM!!1L1OL

Cole: My goal for this forum is to find an opponent Manda can defeat.

Pyras: You think you have made a point? [slips into monkey suit] [29 paragraphs, 12 screen caps, and 2 animations tearing apart said "points"] Try again.

Everyone: Space Godzilla stands no chance!
Tomzilla: [492 paragraphs with facts brought forth from timing, pausing, magnifying, scrutinizing, quoting other members, providing links, and developing theories]
Everyone: Uh, well, okay, Space Godzilla cannot lose.

EternalMothra: Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra Battra Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra Mothra

Gorjirus: [winner of battle] will "live long and prosper."

Orga777: Welcome to my 23rd tournament. Here are the contestants and rules (blah blah). [20 minutes later] C'mon guys, I need more votes! :cry:

MirrenDono: Listen, bud, stop ignoring my points, that really upsets me.

Ghidorahsaurus: [has no idea what he is talking about - proceeds to type paragraphs upon end, hoping to fool someone]
Everyone Else: [ignores it]


Your just jelous that you haven't made one yet.:p I do need votes by the way.....
All of them are very in character too, good job.:thumbs:

[Orga777]

Yah, thats funny. WHy doesn't he do what I do and PM a bunch of random people to vote in his tourny like I do, lol.

Because that can piss people off, and it would get annoying.

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

Kaijuphile Forums: Nutcracker

For the longest time, I sat idly by, watching the Kaijuphile forums from the comfort of my computer screen. Yet I often found that all was not well there, for many of its members were simply... horny teenagers who got banned after a little while. I vowed to do something about this.

So I signed up.

You can call me... the KP Guy.

I knew that the Spammerites were making a return to Kaijuphile, as I watched their ever-growing team of evil retarded children gather in the far corners of Maser City. One by one, the worst of the worst gathered in the Colony of Planet X - Deoson, Superchargegodzilla, Dracois, Gninekcis, Xenomorph, and RexRaptor, among others. As a professional forum spy, I knew what I had to do.

But I was too late...

* * *

In the highest office of Kaijuphile...

Sauron: The Administration has spoken. The time to execute the Daikaiju Desumacchi XIV: Abominable Animal Anachronism has come, and we must work our very hardest to get it up and running in time.

Morgoth: Yeah, yeah, just tell me what you need me to do.

Sauron: Morgoth, you will be in charge of creating stats for the kaiju from Godzilla: Shogo Tomiyama Must Face Destruction. You must have them done by -

The lights mysteriously shut down.

Goji Son: Holy [expletive deleted]! What’s going on here?!

On the farthest wall, a screen suddenly flickered, and on it flashed the horrifying, zit-ridden face of... DEOSON!

Sauron: Who the hell are you?!

Deoson: Fool! I am... Deoson. I, and my evil 10-year-old cronies, have come to cut out your gizzards and take over Kaijuphile.

Morgoth: Yeah, right. You’re a childish little geek who couldn’t lead an army ant.

Deoson: Fool! You only say that because I failed in the past.

Goji Son: No kidding, Sherlock. Now what do you want?

Deoson: Fool! I just told you: I’ve come to cut out your gizzards and take over Kaijuphile.

Goji Son: I’m sorry, we don’t allow mentally handicapped people to join our group.

Deoson: Fool! Can’t you see that I play bloody games of rugby every day? (Points to various scars and bruises) A mentally handicapped person can’t do that, can they?

Sauron: Enough! Begone, evil devil!

Deoson: Too late for that.

The sirens in Kaijuphile sounded with great intensity as red lights flashed in the darkness.

Morgoth: The automatic warning system! Dammit! The Spammerites must have hacked their way in!

Sauron: Sound the auto voice alarm, get our members evacuated, and make way to the KP Contingency Car!

* * *

That’s where I came in. While everyone was fleeing, I managed to sneak my way into the building through the main entrance. I came prepared with the best weapons I could find: a rocket launcher, a chainsaw, and a super shotgun. I had a feeling I would find more weapons and ammo along the way, so my load was fairly light.

Entering the lobby - called the "General Chat" - I spotted my first two victims: Superchargegodzilla and Vazel. SCG was one of the most retarded Spammerites to come along in recent weeks, but he was a kid, which gave me all the more reason to shoot him. Vazel, on the other hand, was an infamous traitor who got banned after arguing with the Administration and calling KP members "nerds."

Vazel: It feels good to be back, even if this was always just a place for nerds.

Superchargegodzilla: *gurgle*

Vazel: LOL. You really are a retard, like the former Admins here.

Superchargegodzilla: ppl maek me hrny lol

Vazel: ...yup.

It was killing time.

I fired my shotgun into Vazel. He was huge, which meant he had huge innards, and I watched them spill to the ground like the innards of a Pizza Pop. SCG screamed like a little girl and tried to run away, but I had the eyes of a hawk, and shattered his spine with a single blast.

The sight of blood first thing in the morning makes my own blood boil. I left the General Chat as quickly as I had entered, and made my way down the hall. I decided to pay a visit to the Games Chat - that seemed to be a breeding ground for trouble.

It was as it often was, for upon opening the door I saw RexRaptor sitting on a nearby rocking chair, holding a Gamecube controller in his claws. The guy was a goofy-looking, red lizard dude with a long neck, square eyes, and red spots all over him. To make things worse, at the moment he was wearing only his underpants (with pink roses on them, no less.

RexRaptor: Get owt! I am teh master of this playce!

KP Guy: As evidenced by what?

Rex: I’m sitting in my underware! Only a master of his domane wold wear only his underpants!

KP Guy: Put on some other article of clothing, at least. Then again, it won’t matter. We shall see who is the true underwear king.

Rex was none too pleased to be challenged, and so the reptile leaped at me, teeth and claws beared. I pumped my shotgun into his chest and let his body slam into the door.

That taught him. But I wasn’t happy that his corpse was still in the room. So I revved up my chainsaw and hacked him - and his underwear - into pieces, stuffing his remains into a bag when I was done and throwing it into a garbage can.

Satisfied, I reloaded my weapon and kept moving.

Going up the stairs, I knew where to look. Dracois was known to hang around the Fan Fiction rooms, so I had a feeling I would find him there.

I was right.

I went into the Kaiju Writing Class and found the little ******* writing something at a desk. This kid was nothing - just some teenager with golden pants, a purple T-shirt, and a black baseball cap. He would be easy to kill.

Dracois:And in the end, Godzilla destroys the mutant cheese, thus saving mankind from death by cheddar. The story will be as exciting as it sounds!

KP Guy: I’ve read your stories, and they suck.

Dracois: WTF???!!!! OMG YOUR GONNA DIE LIKE JJ JIMI AND ORGA!!

KP Guy: If you’re so eager to join your buddies SCG, Vazel, and Rex, then so be it.

Dracois: OMG MY IDEAS PWN YOURS LOLOLOL!!!111

KP Guy: Sorry, I’m a fairly boring person when it comes to ideas, but yours are just even worse.

Mocking his stories was not one of my better ideas, for Dracois’ skull exploded like a watermelon before me, revealing the hideous truth.

He looked like one of those imps from Doom II.

Anyone who plays Doom II knows that imps are easy to kill. I didn’t waste any shotgun rounds on him, but instead I got the chainsaw whirring and let blood tell the tale. I cackled with sadistic glee as his blood was scattered across the room, saturating the ground with its redness. I figured I’d leave the corpse behind to rot, as I had other things to attend to.

Advancing further down the hall, I noticed some strange noises coming from the Kaiju Video Games room. This was where Superchargegodzilla’s various other forms came to be morons.

This was going to be fun. I opened the door.

Baragonrocks: lol i go pp stndng upp lol

Astroboyfly: wy do ppl thnk im scg im not scg n i don now wy ppl thnk im scg

LordRaven: kaw kaw kaw im a m0r0n lol

KP Guy: You sure are. Which is why you’re all going to die.

Suddenly the three children swarmed me. I had forgotten to turn off my chainsaw from killing Dracois, so all I had to do was swing the killer thing around and watch as blood slaked the carpet and decapitated heads flew like eagles. I wasn’t going to do anything fancy with their corpses, because touching little boys isn’t my style (it was probably Deoson’s, however). I had to move on.

I was getting closer to my destination now, and nobody could stop me. With the blood on my hands and face, I felt like an avenging god. My next stop was to be the Toho General Discussion. That place tended to house trouble.

As I went up the stairs and opened the door to the Toho Discussion, my fears were confirmed.

space gojira: you arogent lil pussbag, im gonna kill u!!

Gninekcis: !!Sunlight!! You should try it some– [looks out window] OW MY EYES MY F***ING EYES!!

Xenomorph: Enough! You are all inferior!

There was no intelligent life here.

KP Guy: You think that hurts, Gninekcis, try eating shotgun shells.

Space gojira: wtf its som guy!

Xenomorph: Fear not, my friend! My outrageous knowledge of politics will stop him!

KP Guy: Those are gonna be your last words.

Space gojira was nothing, and he was the first one to pay for it, as I blasted his head clean off his shoulders. As Gninekcis approached me, Xenomorph rushed to swipe up as many copies of Michael Moore’s books as possible.

I gave Gninekcis a little present courtesy of my boomstick. As I shot Xeno in the back, though, I realized I was gonna need heavier artillery. Dodging the oncoming assault of bad books, I drew my rocket launcher. I’d avoided using it in close quarters, but this time, it couldn’t be helped.

I let the rocket fly, and with a scream and explosion, Xenomorph’s atoms were scattered to the air.

But apparently, it wasn’t over yet. From SG’s neck, I saw a black serpent emerge, and it crawled across the floor towards me.

Gojira monster king: Im back buoy! And you thuoght you culd get rid of me?

KP Guy: Yes.

I stomped on his head and left. The real challenge was yet to come...

To be continued...


http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5836/iorilaugh5lg.gif I nominate this post for funniest of 2005.

[Zearatul]

Simply because you did it with Iori Yagami, I will second your nomination. ;)

Yah, thats funny. WHy doesn't he do what I do and PM a bunch of random people to vote in his tourny like I do, lol.Because then those of us who recieve those would rip of his arms, like I almost did to you, :p seriously dude, I thought you were PMing me because I had an impact on your life! (Runs off crying)

[Zearatul]

Don't mean to double post, but something very disturbing has come to my attention.

Our very own Raptor has it in for me.

You may ask where I have proof? In the "Mario is a communist?" thread, after I mentioned my use of red text, she allowed this fact:
Hmmm... On STAR TREK, it's always the Red Shirts that don't show up in following episodes.... Not to mention that earlier in this thread, she mentioned that the new mods might have the chance to ban me... For "practice".
I don't know what sick game you're playing Raptor, but I'm starting to think it may be in my best interest to lay low for a while... :crazy: :p

[Cole Deschain]

Cole: My goal for this forum is to find an opponent Manda can defeat.

:look: I actually made that as a topic once... :look:

:manda:

[monsterlover1992]

Banning People For Practice!:look:But I've Been A Good Boy See.....:look: *laughs nervously*

[Raptor]

Don't mean to double post, but something very disturbing has come to my attention.

Our very own Raptor has it in for me.

I don't know what sick game you're playing Raptor, but I'm starting to think it may be in my best interest to lay low for a while... :crazy: :p
And here everyone was worried about three Dark Lords being in power... :darklord:
I would say American Spammerites have more to fear from us than Italian plumbers with super powers and members who post in red text. ;)

[Cole Deschain]

The Thread: Heisei Godzilla and/or Destroyer/Spacegodzilla/MOGERA/Fire Rodan/other Toho creatures vs. Heisei Gamera and/or Legion/Irys/Barugon/other Daiei creatures.

The Reactions:
Zigra: People always underestimate Heisei Godzilla! Nothing Daiei put out can match his regeneration!
Pyras: IrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIr ysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrysIrys.
Tomzilla: Spacegodzilla could practically go this alone because [cue a post so long it's possible to age ten years reading it all, even though Tom wrote it in less than five minutes]
Sandwormphish: Well, the relative comparisons between the Toho and Daiei kaiju run into a few necessary conversions which [at this point, the forehead hits the keyboard]
Bloodyarts: I still say Kong was doing fine before the electricity, so I give him a reasonable shot at the win here.
Anguirus55: Heisei Godzilla? Feh. Gyaos can handle him, no sweat.
Cole: I dunno... Legion's really tough. On the other hand, Biollante's insane regeneration is not to be ignored... And Heisei Godzilla's really nasty... Oh hell with it. Toho Roxxorz.
Monster Master: Why isn;t Cykor in here? He could take 'em all.

[Tomzilla]

I swear to God, Cole, you should write a KP 'Biography' of some kind. You'd no doubt get everything right and written down. :laugh:

[Burkion]

I wonder why hardly any have actually 'parodied' me...wait I know...

"Because I'm my own parody!"

[Desumaytah]

The Thread: Heisei Godzilla and/or Destroyer/Spacegodzilla/MOGERA/Fire Rodan/other Toho creatures vs. Heisei Gamera and/or Legion/Irys/Barugon/other Daiei creatures.

...


I am saddened by the lack of me in this post. What this tells me is that I need to get back to arguing with everyone on this site about how Destoroyah could kill anything up to and including God and maybe even Ultraman (haha just kidding; Ultraman is probably safe)!

Barugon doesn't exist. He is a lie created by time-traveling Destoroyah-haters from the future.

[Orga777]

I am saddened by the lack of me in this post. What this tells me is that I need to get back to arguing with everyone on this site about how Destoroyah could kill anything up to and including God and maybe even Ultraman (haha just kidding; Ultraman is probably safe)!

Barugon doesn't exist. He is a lie created by time-traveling Destoroyah-haters from the future.

Well, then you gave me a good idea for my next thing people wouldn't post on Kaijuphile.

Desumaytah: Barugon is the best kaiju ever! Destroyah is a little a**bag!

[Raptor]

I forgot about MM! I was going to have him wish for a never-ending supply of malted milk balls:laugh:I believe that craving only kicks in around the First of April when he has reason to fear his website might be in jeopardy, no thanks to certain pranksters about these parts. :look:

[The Great MM]

I forgot about MM! I was going to have him wish for a never-ending supply of malted milk balls:laugh:

Bah, MMMs have nothing on the eggs! ...wait....

MALTED MILK EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p


Hehehehe. I remeber that. He shut his site down because he feared Project Pimp would come in and take it over.:laugh: He was pissed when he found out it was a joke wasn't he?

Didn't shut the entire site, just the archives and forums, rest of the site remained up...and no...I wasn't pissed...more of relieved that Pimp was joking about MG being the next on his list...

I'm pretty sure Seer and a few others wern't happy about rushing around gathering 300 some stats in 1 and a half hours though...

[Raptor]

Didn't shut the entire site, just the archives and forums, rest of the site remained up...and no...I wasn't pissed...more of relieved that Pimp was joking about MG being the next on his list...

I'm pretty sure Seer and a few others wern't happy about rushing around gathering 300 some stats in 1 and a half hours though...Hee! From Emperor V:

"Gather what you can... and hopefully you saved the first two posts of Episode 7 of RVTS aswell, looks like we need a re-location to my site at once. I wil finish what I started for RV, if it means becoming an indepent writer." :darklord: And while we're at it, POOR ANG! :p

[Burning Godzilla]

Things that would never happen:
EM declares war against peace.
PyrasTerran insults Irys
Zigra and Monster Master form an alliance.
Orga777 stops creating tourneys
Zearatul changes his text to pink.
Webmaster quits.

[Zearatul]

Zearatul changes his text to pink.
I don't know you yet, but you have just been put on "the list".
:p Welcome to Kaijuphile, Burning Godzilla!

[Neo-Crucifer]

More stuff the Mods would never say:



Morgoth: Guys, plz stop fighting. I don't like how you insult Godzilla, because Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich put a LOT of work into that movie! :( *sniff* you guys are making me cry again. Stop insutling Godzilla '98 you meanies! :nervous: :cry:



Raptor: yo guyz i ben wacthing som friday the 13th moviez i liek when jason cuts the girls hed off lol.



Melkor: ...Honestly, I can't think of something Melkor wouldn't say. After that one Chat Fight... well, here's a quote:


[Melkor (http://kaijuphile.com/chat/chat/loader.php3?From=..%2FphpMyChat.php3&L=english&Ver=H&U=Cyberdemon&R=kaijuphile+Chat&T=1&D=5&N=45&ST=0&NT=1&PWD_Hash=36dc9e878fce75ca8984a969fc6fd314&First=1#)] SUMMONS THE 'TROJAN' HORSE I think I'll let you fill in the blanks. :look:


Yeah, after that last bit I'm fresh out. Damn Chat Fighter...

[monsterlover1992]

I got my account blocked on IMDB!:look: So Im coming here more often!

[Orga777]

You may not ever see me insult Mothra either.;)

Covered that already. Go see page two to see what I mean.:laugh:

[Bruticus]

DEP: Can I use that in RF?

That is so true it's not even funny. Anime, music, games... I even look in the Travel section of the newspaper for ideas. Hell, I've even been researching prehistoric mammals now, just for something I can use in RFA3. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Monsterlover1992: Stay on topic, please.

[Raptor]

That is so true it's not even funny. I even look in the Travel section of the newspaper for ideas. Hell, I've even been researching prehistoric mammals now, just for something I can use in RFA3. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.Paleontologist Bob Bakker might have one for you: He refers to prehistoric mammals as "furballs". There are even lower forms of life that reside in the shallow end of the gene pool also! I really don't think the "hospitality industry" will provide as much "inspiration" as some of US could! :darklord:

[Burning Godzilla]

Morgoth would never say this: "Godzilla 1998 was the greatest movie ever made! That Godzilla is OMG so strong he could take three of the Japanese Godzillas!!!" :laugh: Please don't kill me Morgoth...:look:

[Figment]

Things Morgoth would never do:
Remove Lukas from the word filter and say positive things about Star Wars

[Bruticus]

The RF madness continues. Sorry, I haven't been working on Part 3 of Kaijuphile Forums; hasn't been worth the effort lately.

Do you eat steak? Part II

PyrasTerran: <STEAK IS A MANMADE PRODUCT AND THEREFORE IS WORTHY OF GAIA'S CONDEMNATION AND DESTRUCTION BY MY HANDS.>

Sustream Cicada: "Sir, I have assassinated the steak, as you ordered."

Godzilla Guy: "Gimme some friggin' steak, *****!"

The Gryphon: "The assassin is a beast, one who eats steak on a nightly basis."

Orochi Brett: "What the hell is a steak? My mother?"

Grace: "How many steaks will you have to eat before you realize what you're doing is wrong?"

Demon Eyes Parker: "There are three reasons you'll never win: First, I'm better looking than you. Second, your sword is too short. And third... there is no steak in this world I cannot eat."

Magnus: "Can't... control... the steak! AAAGGHH!!" *mutates*

Xenomorph: "Fear not, my steak-eating brethren! My outrageous knowledge of politics will stop him!"

Henry Venetta: "Steak will not stand in the way of the resurrection of Orochi!"

Bruce (Original): "This is the end of the steak, Galvatron!"

BONUS NON-RELEVANT:

Heero Yui: "How many times must I kill that little girl and eat her steak?"

[Zearatul]

^You've inspired me to do it with RR exclusive charts.... So blame it on DEP folks! :p

Dr.Mad: Fools! I shall become better than that beefly bouvine! Power is mine! Stop it DD!

Elizabeth: *Sigh*.... This steak reminds me of Gorjirus.... :inlove:

KNoWledge: Alright, which one of you steaks fouled up my husband?

The Desert Devil: Laughs menacingly, freezes steak for future consumption (Zearatul: Noooo! I'm a vegetarian!)

Shadow Clint: STEAK! YOU HAVE BEEN A COW IN MY SIDE FOR TOO LONG! NOW I SHALL CRUSH YOU! AND YOUR MOTHER!

[Melkor]

Morgoth: Holy shockadoodledandylicios lollipop, Bat-Sauron! Those are flying pork rinds from the contemptuous conqueror empire of Seiretra-Deggolc!!! The fiends! The horror! They're not deep fried!

Sauron: Get some one else to start my car tonight

Raptor: I shall incapacitate you with a single blow to the medulla oblongata with this piece of high-quality wicker furniture! Hiya!

Goji Son: Frog jump on water. Splash.

Neo-Crucifer: Must.... resist... *arggh*... must.. fight... urge... to.... EXFOLIATE!

DEP: Quicker than a ray of light she's flying!!!!!

Zearatul: Fool. Did you think you could ever beat me? You are no match against the power of my cooking skilsl! Prepare to die, heathen!!! *brandishes sword*

Cole: So shall it be. In accordance with "The Prophecy". *mystical glazed look*

Zigra: Let us all feel war and fuzzy!!! Feel the rainbow! Embrace the rainbow!!! LOVE the rainbow! And spread your looooooooooove throughout the supermarket!

Melkor: Here's something I'd never say. I've never fealt this kind of indigestion before. Oops. I just did. Haha.

Eh... not really my best bunch. I just felt compelled for some odd reason to suddenly post here. It's like an epiphany, really, only I wasn't on drugs or hooked on any medication. You did not read that. Right? Okay. Smile for me, then. :cool:


Peace,



Melkor



:darklord:

[Raptor]

Someone go start a Kaijuphile IRON CHEF topic! :laugh:

[Zearatul]

ROTFL
Here's something Melkor would never say: Tolkien was an uneducated hack, and the Similarillion never happened!

[Raptor]

Parody, eh? What better opportunity to spoof that most sacred KP institution, DAIKAIJU DESUMACCHI! :laugh:

Devious minds (the Council of 13) have been hard at work to bring you this year's annual kaiju bloodbath:

Phish: Let's have my new Super Computer do Fight Club! No one will know the difference.

Sauron: It seems the entire Council has to work on opening day/is on vacation/their computer is on the fritz or are otherwise unavailable to to pull this off on schedule. I'll just redirect existing battles from Kaiju Karnage to the DD forum! :darklord:

ALL: BAN MOTHRA, MAJIN, GMK GOJI, IRYS, LEGION, HEDORAH, GAMERA HEISEI, BARUGON, GHIDORAH, DESTROYAH, KIRYU, ORGA AND SPACE GODZILLA! NO MORE UBER-MONSTER DISCUSSION TO WEED THROUGH!

Morgoth: Let's select random members and HAVE THEM FIGHT INSTEAD! :devil:

ALL: YES!!!

For reference, the Desumacchi Rules Commission consists of:

BS Digital Q
Husnock
Tomzilla
Reapergoji
Seer235
PyrasTerran
Henry Venetta
Neo-Crucifer
Darkside Reject
Kent
Gorjirus
Overenthusiastic Pirate
and the KP Administration (Mods and Admins) itself

[Burkion]

^...so THAT'S how DEP came up with the idea to make Roost Fighter...he went into the futuer, saw your post, went back then came up with the idea of us all fightning eachother! NOTHING IS SACRED!

Things I'd never say...

....

...

.....

"Gino R0x0x0x!!!"

[Raptor]

NOTHING IS SACRED!That's right! :darklord: Look at the body count Roostville generated with just ONE Round Robin!

[godofPH]

Welcome to the GodofPH world of video games parody

(A news article)

Pet simulators big hit

In light of the recent release of the game 'Nintendogs', it seems that other companys are trying to emulate on that success. Such titles as Microsofturtles, Rockstarfish, Atarhinos, and Activisionewts have been announced. Research analists and Nintendo fanboys alike agree that all of these competitors will be blown away when the Nintendogs sequel is released: Nintendinosaurs.

Microsoft trashtalks Sony...again

Microsoft Corporate Vice President J. Allard recently announced that the PS3 was actually a mind-control device invented by evil aliens and that the only way to save our youth would be to play Xbox 360, which is infused with technology designed to counteract the alien mind-control. A small argument started...but was quickly put to rest when Nintendo announced that the Revolution would come with live Pikmin that can be trained to do your bidding...and destroy all non-nintendo game systems in your house.

4 hours later, J. Allard announced that the XBox 360 would come with a can of bug spray.

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

This is a Kaijuphile News Bulletin. Earlier today we received reports that "Gamera 4: Truth", the fan film, has been ok-ed by Daiei. I repeat, it has been given the green light by Daiei to be released officially.

In other news there was a sudden upsurge in popularity for the Roostville vs. Roost Fighter round robin, with over 200 new replies in a single day!

Authorities have just announced that Monster Pear has made a stunning change. He has replaced his avatar with a picture of a Japanese cubed watermelon and gotten a name change to match.

[UltraGojira]

One thing that Orga777 would NEVER, EVER, EVER say...

Orga777: Orga's a lame monster and has girly hair. There's no doubt that any monster can beat this worthless beast.

[Kaiser Kronos]

Things Battrarules, Leatherface, Gamyaris, and Krueger would never say.

Battrarules: OOOOH, look at all the pretty colors.

Can I keep the rabbits, BattraKing?

Wear an "I luv Krueger t-shirt."

Leatherface: Mind reading? That's for sissies.

Gamyaris: From now on, I Gamyaris do hereby resolve to fight for truth, justice and the Roostville way!

I hate demons.

Me want fudgesickle.

Krueger: Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be rewarded.

[Zearatul]

One thing I'd never say:
"I bet my parody topic from several months ago is still in the first page of general topics, and I'm going to bump it to gain a shameless plug!"

Wait-

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

Just some parodies of some topics:




Want quality? Look no further than the Sci Fi Channel.
(1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page)

PRETTIEST Heisei monster... (1 2)

What makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
(1 2 3 4 5)

Sticky: THE I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY, LOL THREAD!!!!!!!
(1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page)

[Orga777]

Want quality? Look no further than the Sci Fi Channel.
(1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page)

:laugh: Funny. Very funny.

[biochemitra]

No it's not, they've got the Guyver!

And its second sequal, "Guyver three: Enter the Girlver."

[Burkion]

Sorry to double post...but...



I'm Leav- Nah, I just don't care enough. The parody topic.
(ZERO-page thread 1)

Zearatul

July 17th, 2005 20:57

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[Cyndi]

GINO won an Oscar for best actor in a monster movie. It was given to him by Toho's own Godzilla. Godzilla was later seen consuming the entire contents of a Samuel Adams vat and was later arrested for drunk stomping. In the meantime, GINO appeared at the after party with Britney Spears at his side. It is rumored that the baby is his.................(ow, that broke my brain).

[Burkion]

Meanwhile, a new girl in town was found dead, a victim of mass stabbings and a missing kidney plus some other rearanged organs. Experts claim they've never seen such a slaughter like this...

there was only one note beside teh corpse, reading, "DON'T TEMPT THE GODS!"

[Orga777]

Meanwhile, a new girl in town was found dead, a victim of mass stabbings and a missing kidney plus some other rearanged organs. Experts claim they've never seen such a slaughter like this...

there was only one note beside teh corpse, reading, "DON'T TEMPT THE GODS!"

Don't worry Cyndi, Burkion AKA: Princess Lollipops is just upset that his pink pony Mr. Giggles ate a jar of rat poision and died.;) I bet you thought I forgot about that.:darklord:

[Burkion]

I'll have you know my name is CAPTAIN Mr. Princess Lolipop the Third, thank ye.

Also I fed the horse the poison. Well, fed is the wrong word...

[Cyndi]

*runs and hides from the ebil brain breaking Princess Lollipops*

[Burkion]

That's CAPTAIN Mr. Princess Lolipops the THIRD.

Including the 'That's'.

[Cyndi]

Then that makes me.....ADMIRAL PRINCESS HERSHEY BAR! BOW TO ME! ;p

[Burkion]

Getting off topic...but must make one last post...


*Bows and stabs her in the stomach* Hold still and I'll make sure you never have to worry 'bout eating, (or living...) again...

[Zardac the Great]

Things that will never ever be said:

Eternal Mothra: I hate Mothra and Miki! I want them both to die!

Zardac the Great: I can't believe Zilla is so bad! I hate that guy!

[Orga777]

Getting off topic...but must make one last post...


*Bows and stabs her in the stomach* Hold still and I'll make sure you never have to worry 'bout eating, (or living...) again...

Now you see Princess Lollipops, you shouldn't get so angry. Just because Mr. Giggles isn't here to give you a ride through Rainbow Land shouldn't mean you should take it out on others.:darklord: I crack myself up.:darklord:

Anyway.....

Things Eternal Mothra would never say:

Fools! Bow to the supreme evil! You will all be anniahlated and burn in the cesspools of darkness for eternity!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!:darklord:

Evil EM scares me.....

[Cyndi]

Getting off topic...but must make one last post...


*Bows and stabs her in the stomach* Hold still and I'll make sure you never have to worry 'bout eating, (or living...) again...

Ow, you've marred my belly button.

LOL


Here's one that'll never happen(no offense, this is a joke)-

CII: Kiryuu is really *** and he's dating Boy George.

[EternalMothra]

Now you see Princess Lollipops, you shouldn't get so angry. Just because Mr. Giggles isn't here to give you a ride through Rainbow Land shouldn't mean you should take it out on others.:darklord: I crack myself up.:darklord:

Anyway.....

Things Eternal Mothra would never say:

Fools! Bow to the supreme evil! You will all be anniahlated and burn in the cesspools of darkness for eternity!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!:darklord:

Evil EM scares me.....

What makes you think I have never said that......:devil:

Something Orga777 would never say:

"Oh my gosh, I love the Shobijin, their singing is so beautiful that everytime I hear them sing, I just have to sing along with them. They are sooooooo cool! They pwn every other character on any Godzilla/Mothra movie! I LOVE THEM! *mosura ya mosura*:darklord:

[Tokyo VigilanteX]

Something Cyndi would never say;

*sniff sniff* EW! You just FARTED! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

Something Burkion would never say;

Everything>Blue Devil

You know what? I don't think Iam going to change my name anymore. . .

[Zardac the Great]

Darkside Reject never says: Megalon stinks! Seatopians must lose!

[Kaiser Kronos]

Something Neo-Crucifer never says: Ewww, death by decapitation, Gyaos beams, and knives? That's NAA****TTTY!"

[Cyndi]

Something Cyndi would never say;

*sniff sniff* EW! You just FARTED! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
*sniff* What's that smell?

Something Burkion will never say:

"I love fangirls."

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

Cyndi: "Sorry guys, but I've quit writing. I will never make a sequel to Shezilla. Ever."

"Kiryuu is so ugly."


In a Wii vs. PS3 vs. X Box 360 thread:

Orga777: "I totally give up on Sony. Nintendo all the way! Zelda ftw! Final Fantasy is lame."

GodofPH: "Nintendo should just drop out of the console race, they've got absolutely no good games."



Burkion:

"Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything thats wonderful is what I feel
When we're together.
Brighter than a lucky penny.
When you're near the raindrops disappears
Dear and I feel so fine.
Just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes.
So come on, join in. Everybody.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything thats wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel
When we're together.
Brighter than a lucky penny.
When you're near the raindrops disappears
Dear and I feel so fine.
Just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Thats how this refrain goes.
So come on, join in. Everybody.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything thats wonderful is sure to come your way
Cause you're in love, you're in love
And love is here to stay!"



In a new member thread:


New Member: "Hi. I'm new to Kaijuphile. You all seem like a nice bunch.:) "

Reapergoji777: "Get out.:cursing: "

Eternal Mothra: "And stay out.:darklord: "


On Iron Man:

Gorjirus: "Oh no, an Iron Man movie in 2009? When will Hollywood ever learn?"

[Cyndi]

Evil GMK Goji: I HATE ROOST FIGHTER! I QUIT. BYE BYE LOSERS! WAAAAH! :kinggoji:

[Zardac the Great]

Godzilla fans: Gamera ROCKS! Gamera would beat Godzilla any day!

[EternalMothra]

lol!

Here are somethings people would never say:

Zardac The Great: "Miki is so cute, and I love her so much!" " I am her number 1 fan!"

Cyndi: "I hate writing, it is so stupid!"

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

The topic: Your favorite type of music-


Zigra: "Death metal all the way. Oh and who else is buying the new 50 Cent album coming out on Wednesday?"


DEP: "I mostly listen to pop and emo. I hate power metal."

[Cyndi]

Things Eternal Mothra would never say:

I'm really a girl. I just said I was a guy so you'd like me *runs away*

I hate that Mothra song! I wish those biatches would shut up!

Modra is the stupidest OC I ever created! *sobs* Whyyyyy did I decide to write about her? WHYYYYY!?

[Zardac the Great]

Your right, EM! I would never say that! :darklord:

Morgoth will never ever say: "Yeah, I like Zilla. He's cool."

[Burkion]

I'm actually thinking about chanigng my name to Jakanine...

Anyways...on to things that won't get me lynched...

Things that Morgoth would never say: Does this dress make me look fat?

[godzy]

Things I would never say: "I love Sci-Fi original movies! THey are the staple of pop culture today."

"I'd take Laura Croft over Chun Li any day."

^Oh yeah. I said that. Chun Li is cooler than Laura Croft. Bite me.

:)

[Zardac the Great]

I dislike both, but I doubt you'd say that.

Tennart hopefully won't ever say: Oh, I give up! I'm not doing any more comics!

[UltraGojira]

Here is what Zigra would NEVER say...

Zigra: "I absolutely, positively HATE Zigra! I hope that good-for-nothing monster gets eaten by Gamera!"

[Bruticus]

The Worst Thing That Could Happen to KP Members

Gorjirus: STAR TREK is banned in North America.

Morgoth: George ***** vandalizes his car by painting rainbows, pretty pink flowers and Anakin Skywalker's face on it.

Tomzilla: Saruman, PyrasTerran and Cole Deschain clone themselves three times each. The clones then sign up with different accounts and begin debating with him.

EternalMothra: Actually, I can't think of anything bad that would happen to him. We all know Mothra is up there in the sky watching over him as her faithful servant. ;)

Demon Eyes Parker: I find out that I'm not, in fact, Bruce Campbell. Actually I already have, so in that case, I'm forced to ban every Roost Fighter fan that is or ever was in order to prove myself to the Administration, then ban myself.

Shadow: He is not only forced to ban himself, but also is left in charge of deleting the Roost Fighter board and all its contents.

Raptor: Aliens abduct her in the middle of the night and drain her of all wisdom, insight, etc.

Orga777: He wakes up with a hangover, then realizes he didn't drink anything the night before. It turns out to be the result of watching too many Sci-Fi originals last night.

[Burkion]

Surprised you couldn't think of anything for me...

[Kaiser Kronos]

Aw, c'mon, nothing about me? :devil:

[UltraGojira]

Here's what the KP Members would never say when it comes to Daikaiju Desumacchi...

Morgoth: "I really like GXM Godzilla. I hope he wins the Desumacchi."

Orga777: "What on earth is that piece-of-sludge Orga doing in the Desumacchi?!! He better lose in the first round!"

Tomzilla: "Oh, look! Space Godzilla is facing off against King Kong! Space Godzilla is DEFINITELY going to lose that battle!"

EternalMothra: "I don't think that ANY of the Mothras that are fighting in the Desumacchi are going to survive in the first round! They're all going to suffer easily in the first round!"

Most of the KP Members: "Zilla/Minya will be the next Daikaiju Desumacchi champion!"

[Orga777]

The Worst Thing That Could Happen to KP Members

Gorjirus: STAR TREK is banned in North America.

Morgoth: George ***** vandalizes his car by painting rainbows, pretty pink flowers and Anakin Skywalker's face on it.

Tomzilla: Saruman, PyrasTerran and Cole Deschain clone themselves three times each. The clones then sign up with different accounts and begin debating with him.

EternalMothra: Actually, I can't think of anything bad that would happen to him. We all know Mothra is up there in the sky watching over him as her faithful servant. ;)

Demon Eyes Parker: I find out that I'm not, in fact, Bruce Campbell. Actually I already have, so in that case, I'm forced to ban every Roost Fighter fan that is or ever was in order to prove myself to the Administration, then ban myself.

Shadow: He is not only forced to ban himself, but also is left in charge of deleting the Roost Fighter board and all its contents.

Raptor: Aliens abduct her in the middle of the night and drain her of all wisdom, insight, etc.

Orga777: He wakes up with a hangover, then realizes he didn't drink anything the night before. It turns out to be the result of watching too many Sci-Fi originals last night.

:intears: Thats great. Poor Shadow.:laugh: And that would probably happen to me too if I ever did watch Sci-Fi original movies. Heck it would just take two before it happened.:laugh:

[Zardac the Great]

This just in! Showa Mechagodzilla has been voted the most ineffectual, most stupid, and the most worthless MG in the Mechagodzilla thread!

[UltraGojira]

Orga777: "Showa King Ghidorah, in my opinion, is the strongest Ghidorah ever!"

[Orga777]

UltraGojira: "All right folks, in my next surivior event, it is going to be GINO, Minya, Majin, Little Godzilla, and GFW Minya. Who will win this most greatest Surivivor event ever!!11!!1"

[godofPH]

The Worst Thing That Could Happen to KP Members

Gorjirus: STAR TREK is banned in North America.

Morgoth: George ***** vandalizes his car by painting rainbows, pretty pink flowers and Anakin Skywalker's face on it.

Tomzilla: Saruman, PyrasTerran and Cole Deschain clone themselves three times each. The clones then sign up with different accounts and begin debating with him.

EternalMothra: Actually, I can't think of anything bad that would happen to him. We all know Mothra is up there in the sky watching over him as her faithful servant. ;)

Demon Eyes Parker: I find out that I'm not, in fact, Bruce Campbell. Actually I already have, so in that case, I'm forced to ban every Roost Fighter fan that is or ever was in order to prove myself to the Administration, then ban myself.

Shadow: He is not only forced to ban himself, but also is left in charge of deleting the Roost Fighter board and all its contents.

Raptor: Aliens abduct her in the middle of the night and drain her of all wisdom, insight, etc.

Orga777: He wakes up with a hangover, then realizes he didn't drink anything the night before. It turns out to be the result of watching too many Sci-Fi originals last night.

I'll continue this, if you don't mind DEP

Burkion: GINO 2 enters production, is released, grosses over 900 million worldwide, and wins an Oscar.

godzy: Capcom recalls all copys of games in the Street Fighter series and forces the fans to watch as they are incinerated.

Darkside Reject: Canada is annexed by the USA.

Seer235: Optimus Prime is turned into a Volkswagon Beetle for the live action Transformers movie.

biochemitra: Teen Titans characters are banned from FBZ

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

I know there's a lot more that could be done with this, but for now:

If certain members were made admins

Monster Master- All discussion of the Hulk would be prohibited and the mere mention of the movie would merit a ban.

Cole- Now that I'm in charge of this year's Desummachi, I'd like to announce this year's combatants:

-Manda
-Minya

Voting begins this Friday at midnight.

Neo-Crucifer- Too scary for words.


Anyone feel free to add to this.

[Burkion]

If I was an Admin?


...


Look, you guys couldn't leave fast enough, and there is no way in hell I'd ever become a mod.

I'm just not there.

[Orga777]

I know there's a lot more that could be done with this, but for now:

If certain members were made admins

Monster Master- All discussion of the Hulk would be prohibited and the mere mention of the movie would merit a ban.

Cole- Now that I'm in charge of this year's Desummachi, I'd like to announce this year's combatants:

-Manda
-Minya

Voting begins this Friday at midnight.

Neo-Crucifer- Too scary for words.


Anyone feel free to add to this.

:laugh: I will add to that.

EternalMothra: Everyday, all the members have to type the Mothra song and Orga777 has to lead the group. And if they don't, it is an auto ban!


Cole: SG can't win this one Tom.
Tomzilla: .........BANNED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!:darklord:

Gorjirus: If anyone goes against my autority, they will get a serious BEADOWN!

I will try to think of more later.

[Gorjirus]

^That's right. And there would be plenty of BEADOWN for everyone.

[UltraGojira]

Adding more...

Orga777: "Anyone who does not bow down to the mighty monster known as Orga shall be banned forever!"

UltraGojira: "A new survivor event is coming up! Anyone who doesn't vote off a kaiju receives a permanent ban!"

Tomzilla: "Space Godzilla should win this battle because... *Writes a paragraph on how Space Godzilla would win* Anyone who refuses to believe me shall receive a permanent ban!"

EternalMothra: "How dare you say that Mothra has no chance in this battle! You are FOREVER BANISHED from the KaijuPhile Forums!"

*Note from UltraGojira: No offense, EternalMothra. I'm just having a little fun here.*

KP Member: "If there is a GINO sequal, I hope it will gross $900 Million!"
Burkion: "BANNED!!"

KP Member: "I love Miki! She is so cute!"
Zardac The Great: "BANNED!!!"

[Burkion]

If Orga was Admin...

Orga: Heh, what was that NintinDO lovers? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the click of the BAN button! BWAHAHAHA!

[Orga777]

If Orga was Admin...

Orga: Heh, what was that NintinDO lovers? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the click of the BAN button! BWAHAHAHA!

Thats right, Nintendo fans beware!:laugh:

[godzy]

Regarding Roost Fighter.....

GodofPH: You know wha, Nicole? You suck. Consider our relation ship OVER.
Nicole: Noooo!!! PH!!!!!
GodofPH: No. We're through. You can date Godzy.
Godzy: Heck no! I'm a wandering soul, destined to remain free as a bird, and to be never tied down by something like......a relationship.
Nocole: *SOB!*

Pure Evil: Gojirus, why are we fighting? Fighting never solves anything.
Gojirus: I was just thinking that. Want to go to my house and play Halo?
Pure Evil: Sure. I'll bring the Cheetos.


Oh, and godofPH, I had a nightmare about that once......:laugh:
:look:

[Burkion]

Orga(Again) : Ah, Burkion, I'm glad you could come see me again. It seems we have had, in the past, some...dissagreements, correct?

Burkion: Yeah...almost every fight...PS3 Sucking while the Wii rocked...(At this Orga's left eye twitches) how I think JJ could beat MX...suit VS CGI...

Orga: Yes, yes. A few. But, why don't we put that behind us now, hmm? I would like for you to think about what you mean to this site...AS YOU SPEND ETERNITY IN BANNED LAND! *Bans Burkion* MUWAHAHAHA!

[Cyndi]

Everybody on this site: Kaijuphile sucks! I'm going to look up info on Barney!

[Orga777]

Orga(Again) : Ah, Burkion, I'm glad you could come see me again. It seems we have had, in the past, some...dissagreements, correct?

Burkion: Yeah...almost every fight...PS3 Sucking while the Wii rocked...(At this Orga's left eye twitches) how I think JJ could beat MX...suit VS CGI...

Orga: Yes, yes. A few. But, why don't we put that behind us now, hmm? I would like for you to think about what you mean to this site...AS YOU SPEND ETERNITY IN BANNED LAND! *Bans Burkion* MUWAHAHAHA!

:intears: Thats pretty good. I can't stop laughing.... Don't worry Burk, I don't think you would have to worry about that if I become a mod..... Or would you?:darklord:

I have more:

Burkion: You suck, BANNED! And you, and you, and you too. MUHAHAHA, you will all be banned soon enough!

MirrenDono: Alright Orga, you know what, you and your PS3 can spend some more time together.... YOU ARE BANNED!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wii Haters BEWARE!:darklord:

The Debate Nightmare Match
Battle: Space Godzilla vs. Irys
Tom: Irys has no shot.........(18 paragrahps later)
Pyras: NOT TRUE!....(20 paragraphs later)
Cole: Irys is a moron Pyras.....(10 paragraphs explainging said statement)
Pyras: You just don't understand.......(11 paragraphs disproving Cole's statement)
Tom: Your underestimating SG now Pyras....(21 paragraphs later) thusly there is nothing Irys can do.
Phish: Lets look into the scentific facts.....(15 paragraphs of things no one understands but pretend to)
Zigra: Alright, Heisei monsters pwn Irys...(7 paragraphs later)
Gorjirus: Nah, Irys has a shot.....(10 paragraphs explaining the chances)
Saruman: Tom, Space Godzilla is out classed as usual....(15 paragraphs later)
Tom: Sauruman! Your wrong!.....(17 paragraphs defending Space Godzilla)
Goes on for about 15 more pages in less than an hour.......
Everyone else:ZzzZzzZZZZZzzzZz

Note: If this match shows up in the DD, I will laugh my head off.

[Zardac the Great]

"I don't like Nintendo OR Sony! Sega all the way!"

next day: ...BANNED!

[Archaic_Avenger]

man, seeing what certain people use as banning criteria, i'd have been banned so many times by now its not even funny. :D

Rodan2000

[Cyndi]

Rodan2000: Ooh, BAN ME NEXT!
Burkion: No, this time I won't because you want me to. MWAHAHA!
Raptor: *bans them both* Losers.

[Gojira2000]

News Flash: it has been days since Gojira2000 changed his avatar for the first time in three years and no one has noticed!:look:






End rant.

[Gorjirus]

3 years? Your join date has you Jan 2004. :p

[Gojira2000]

News Flash! Gojira2000 can't count!:p

[Spüne]

Burkion (or anybody): Hey, Spüne, can I have a sig with Ultraseven in a burning city?

Spüne: ...

ARGH!!! RAAAAAAAAR!!!!

Burkion: http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3028/wide20eyes201jpgthumbyg1.jpg

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

Kaijuphile forums presents real kaiju of genius.

Real kaiju of genius.

Today we salute you, King Kong, Mr. Skyscraper Scaler/ Ladies Man.

Mr. Skyscraper Scaler/Ladies Man!

In 1933, you proved all the critics wrong when you wisked away that beautiful blonde, climbed the Empire State Building, and fought off an entire squadron of planes for her.

Don't touch my woman!

Why does an ape climb a building? Because it's there. With your fearless determination and shocking personality, nothing stands in your way.

Don't monkey around with me!

So grab yourself a banana milkshake and the nearest subway train for a date, because when it comes to monster-sized film stars, you truly are the top banana of them all.

Mr. Skyscraper Scaler/Ladies Man.

[Cyndi]

EternalMothra: I HATE YOU ALL! *Cries*

Burkion: I love fangirls :inlove:

Dr. Strangelove: Hitler sucks. I think I'll go worship a skyscraper from now on.

And just some random stuff involving fan-characters.

Shezilla: *sobbing into a tub of radioactive ice cream* Godzilla hates me! He hates me and I hate him!

Modra: There, there...he's just never seen you hormonal before. He'll get over it. Hey pass me some of that. ^.^;

Shezilla: *SOBs and shoves the ice cream tub at Modra* Why are men so difficult?

Modra: Honey, *mouthparts full of ice cream* if I knew, I'd tell you.

[EternalMothra]

EternalMothra: I HATE YOU ALL! *Cries*

Burkion: I love fangirls :inlove:

Dr. Strangelove: Hitler sucks. I think I'll go worship a skyscraper from now on.

And just some random stuff involving fan-characters.

Shezilla: *sobbing into a tub of radioactive ice cream* Godzilla hates me! He hates me and I hate him!

Modra: There, there...he's just never seen you hormonal before. He'll get over it. Hey pass me some of that. ^.^;

Shezilla: *SOBs and shoves the ice cream tub at Modra* Why are men so difficult?

Modra: Honey, *mouthparts full of ice cream* if I knew, I'd tell you.

LMAO! That is awesome! Modra and Shezilla really go great together IMO.:thumbs:

[Cyndi]

But even Modra doesn't want to be around Shezilla when she's PMSing j/k

[Angiru-San]

Shezilla when she's PMSing j/k

That honestly has to be the most disgusting nightmare of a concept I've read in quite sometime....

[Cyndi]

I know, but it's also funny.

Makes me wonder if Godzilla's violent outbursts are a result of mood swings o.O; But Shezilla, holy cow, she beats Godzilla up when he makes her mad and he just kind of takes it. In fact, in something I'm working on right now(obviously it's an AU from my Shezilla fic) she gets so mad at him that she throws a boulder at his head and knocks him on his ***. lmao but that's all I'll say about it.

[Neo-Crucifer]

Y'all know what this topic needs?



Movie trailers.



Oh yeah.

[Burkion]

Spune, I came up wit hthe burning city FIRST!

Everyone else copied my request...

[Kaiser Kronos]

The screen says: This motion picture approved for all audiences that like sheer stupidity. Ergo, for joo!!!1!!!

Fade to black.

Then, you hear the Badenweiler March, and Adolf Hitler appears in Hell. He's reading the Topic in General Chat.

"I'll get you Rexraptor my pretty, and your little characters too."

Fade to Black.

Strangelove appears, arguing with Rexraptor via PM. Rexraptor gives a strangled sound, which comes off as a completely random assortment of letters.

Fade to black.

Rexraptor in hell, fighting Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and Superman, and losing badly.

Flames engulf the screen, as

Hellraiser: The Ballad of Rexy Raptor
plays on the screen.

Screen says: Coming to you, 6/6/66.

Edit-Just poking fun at something I should have poked fun at a long time ago.

[Zardac the Great]

This just in: Zilla is an unexpected frontrunner for this year's DD, and all the other monsters except Minya have been blackballed into oblivion.

[Neo-Crucifer]

This just in: Zilla is an unexpected frontrunner for this year's DD, and all the other monsters except Minya have been blackballed into oblivion.


Also, the administrator Clint Lee "Morgoth" Werner self-destructed in his home today. Supposedly, he saw this and detonated himself along with 20 other people.


More as this develops. Back to you, Zardac.

[EternalMothra]

But even Modra doesn't want to be around Shezilla when she's PMSing j/k

Modra hasn't let out her PMS for millions of years. Imagine she releasing her PMS all out at once, after holding it back for a million years. lol

[Gorjirus]

WHAT?!

This isn't even a prarody post but what in the world are you talking about EM?!

*LAUGHS*

That barely even makes wsense, and if it does that is freakin NASTY!!!!

:D :intears:

[EternalMothra]

Zardac: I LOVE MOTHRA, SHE IS MY GODDESS!:darklord:

[Godzilla]

EM, you should either join CF or stop bumping this thread :p. We are trying to promot something GRAND. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*slices Burk's head off with the Emerald Sword*
MUHAHAHAHA

[Raptor]

ATTENTION KAIJUPHILE MEMBERS:

For the duration of Daikaiju Desumacchi V, the General Chat Forum will be LOCKED DOWN.

-- The KP Staff :darklord:

[Burkion]

This just in: Nothing will happen tonight.

At all.

EVER.

[EternalMothra]

ATTENTION KAIJUPHILE MEMBERS:

For the duration of Daikaiju Desumacchi V, the General Chat Forum will be LOCKED DOWN.

-- The KP Staff :darklord:

Are you serious, or just joking?

[Orga777]

Are you serious, or just joking?

She's serious EM. Seer told me all about it in the chat room today... you can go int here if you want and see.........

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

Topics gone wrong:

Spune's Sig Shop: I'm only making MS Paint sigs from now on
(1 2 3)

SERIOUS DEBATE: Boxers or briefs?
(1 2 3 4... Last Page)

READ MY FANFIC GDOZILA VURSIS BIG BRD LOL
(1 2)


A Chat Fighter session gone wrong:


[Orc0909] On the contrary my dear fellow...
(list of various sources to support the theory that dark matter exists)

[ElCrucifer] Nay good sir! You err in citing Wikipedia as a source! They are not reliable I say!



The Dessumacchi gone wrong:

Sauron: Attention members of Kaijuphile, this year there will be no voting, no KFC, and no debates. I'm just going to pick the winner out of a hat.

[Godzilla]

News just in: Apparently, Morgoth and Cyndi have been spotted at a local Walmart together, destroying Star Wars DVDs.

[Cyndi]

^*dies from ROFL*

Orga777: I'm a n00b! I admit it!
Seer235: I'm a n00b too!


This just in: Godzilla is dating Destroyah in secret. XD

[EternalMothra]

^*dies from ROFL*

Orga777: I'm a n00b! I admit it!
Seer235: I'm a n00b too!


This just in: Godzilla is dating Destroyah in secret. XD

Now that is a weird relationship!:laugh:

Modra: Shezilla, you are looking fine today! *winks at Shezilla*

[Godzilla]

Now that is a weird relationship!:laugh:

Modra: Shezilla, you are looking fine today! *winks at Shezilla*
O.o, I didn't know Modra fealt that way about Shezilla...

[yargh]

Cyndi, how do you feel Shezilla will react to Modra's behavior? And Cyndi, which Godzilla is dating Destroyah?

[EternalMothra]

Shezilla: Sorry hun, you are too old for me, and besides......I prefer the male gender!:laugh:

Modra: *cries* I'm still all alone! Oh well, there's always Battra.:devil:

[Cyndi]

Shezilla would probably be all embarrassed XD *runs away*

Apparently EM has been dating Mothra for years and only now came out about it ;)

EM get your *** in chat! lmao

[yargh]

And then Battra comes to propose to Modra:p!

[Orga777]

LOLZ! EM has a dirty mind.:laugh:

United in Holy Matrimony
Cyndi and EternalMothra

:darklord:

[EternalMothra]

Shezilla would probably be all embarrassed XD *runs away*

Apparently EM has been dating Mothra for years and only now came out about it ;)

Heck yeah, Mothra is my princess!:laugh: ....j/k

Cyndi has been dating Godzilla for a long time too. *oops, sorry cyndi, I told the secret*:laugh:

[yargh]

But then, who would be the best kaiju? Megaguirus? Kamacuras? Legion? Kumonga?

[EternalMothra]

But then, who would be the best kaiju? Megaguirus? Kamacuras? Legion? Kumonga?

Hmm, lets see. Death Ghidorah.:darklord:

[Cyndi]

Oh no, EM they found us out! *dies laughing*

[EternalMothra]

Oh no, EM they found us out! *dies laughing*

:laugh: :laugh: Oh no!

EM get your *** in chat! lmao


I'll try to tonight when I get home. I'm going to be leaving in a few minutes. ;)

[godzy]

Wait......SHE CRUC IS A GIRL??!!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!:crazy:

[EternalMothra]

Wait......SHE CRUC IS A GIRL??!!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!:crazy:

Who, Cyndi?

[Shin lvl2 Goji]

Actually it was....




CRUCIFER!:laugh:

[EternalMothra]

I'm confused!

[Orga777]

Who, Cyndi?

No, long story... Lets just say it had to do with the chat room with Godzy and Cruc getting "intimate" with each other because Cruc was under a user name SheCruc...... Let that sink in....

[EternalMothra]

Oh my.....that is simply gross.....

[godzy]

Yeah, I know, em.




You don't have to rub it in........:angry: :p





SO SAITH GODZY, THE MOST GULLIBLE GUY ON THE PLANET EARTH.

[EternalMothra]

Don't worry I'm gullible too.

[Dr. Strangelove]

No, long story... Lets just say it had to do with the chat room with Godzy and Cruc getting "intimate" with each other because Cruc was under a user name SheCruc...... Let that sink in....
You wouldn't have happened to...save that, by any chance would you? Please say yes..please oh please.

[Orga777]

You wouldn't have happened to...save that, by any chance would you? Please say yes..please oh please.

I wasn't there. You can ask Cruc though, he may have it.:laugh:

[Burkion]

...

Godzy was...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHA!

[godzy]

DAMN YOU ALL!!!!:devil:

Shame on you for not telling a chatroom n00bie about how you pull pranks like this.

For that....I keeeeeel you all. keeeeeeeeeeeel.

I already have my april fool in mind to take revenge on you all......beware.



:p

[godzy]

You wouldn't have happened to...save that, by any chance would you? Please say yes..please oh please.

Why? You want it? I could write an erotic fanfic for you if we don't have, if that is your wish.:sly:

[EternalMothra]

I already have my april fool in mind to take revenge on you all......beware.

Hopefully the admins don't take that as a potential threat.

[Orga777]

Hopefully the admins don't take that as a potential threat.

Nah, they will just beat it out of him and take it for themselves.:p

[EternalMothra]

LMAO! Judging by past April fools occurances, I wouldn't doubt it.

[godzy]

Don't worry. ASUMING I do go through with prank, I would of ok'd it with the mods first. That is, if I even do one. Maybe.....maybe not......:darklord:

[EternalMothra]

I would prefer if you didn't.

[godzy]

I would prefer if you didn't.

awwww poo.....

Fine. I won't.

[EternalMothra]

Well, one time when he had a prank, it really freaked everybody out and a good number of people who used to come here don't anymore.

[Burkion]

So, when can we start the wedding plans for Crucie and Godzy?

[EternalMothra]

How about the wedding plans for EM and Cyndi! LOL

[godzy]

So, when can we start the wedding plans for Crucie and Godzy?



keel you to, Burk.:devil:



Wait, EM, what happened? What kinda prank was it? Who did it?

[EternalMothra]

The April Fool's Joke of 2005, I'm sure you heard of it somewhere.

[Wildvine47]

What happened? What was the april fools joke?

[EternalMothra]

Well, it involved several different kaiju websites. Some people took over Tokyomonsters and completely changed it. The TM forums were pretty much an utter hell. Profuse arguments errupted across KP until the forums were actually shut down and all that.

[Raptor]

What happened? What was the april fools joke?Just the greatest stunt EVAH (http://www.kaijuphile.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8146) pulled on kaiju fandom. :darklord:

Back on topic:

Morgoth: Gee, Godzy is planning for April Fools and it's only AUGUST! Better call a meeting of our minions and get started on next year.

Sauron: Uh, they're all over at the Desumacchi, planning matches for the maximum number of Seafood Jokes...

[EternalMothra]

Just the greatest stunt EVAH (http://www.kaijuphile.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8146) pulled on kaiju fandom. :darklord:

Back on topic:

Morgoth: Gee, Godzy is planning for April Fools and it's only AUGUST! Better call a meeting of our minions and get started on next year.

Sauron: Uh, they're all over at the Desumacchi, planning matches for the maximum number of Seafood Jokes...

It was a great stunt, but I think it may have went a bit too far.

[Orga777]

It was a great stunt, but I think it may have went a bit too far.

No, that was the ultimate prank. And I don't do anything but look back and laugh at it now.:laugh:

[Neo-Crucifer]

So, when can we start the wedding plans for Crucie and Godzy?



I'm not consenting to that.



Godzy was hitting on me. I was just sitting behind the computer screen laughing my *** off.




In other notable news, I purchased Burkion in Ultimate Chat Fighter! Join now!

[EternalMothra]

No, that was the ultimate prank. And I don't do anything but look back and laugh at it now.:laugh:

It may have not went too far here, but it went WAY too far on the Tokyomonsters forum.

[godzy]

Godzy was hitting on me. I was just sitting behind the computer screen laughing my *** off.



Hmm..Always MY fault, never anyone else's.:angry:

I remeber we were all hitting on Pandora, when She Cruc walks in. I thought "Hey, I'm gonna start hitting on her, just to mess around." And when she flirted with me, I was like "SCORE!"

OK, I lied about the last part, but everything else is true. So when She Cruc started to flirt back, I just played along. I certainly didn't know she was Cruc untill I asked Orga later on.

Yes, Godzy was roaylaly pranked by you guys in the chat room. Feel free to laugh at him and poke him with the stick of humilation on your way out.

[Burkion]

Yeah, you two are being Man Married.

[godzy]

Yeah, you two are being Man Married.

Cruc, how bout you and I kill this fellow? I think quartering Burkion would be fun to see.

[EternalMothra]

You guys, quit instigating each other.

[Orga777]

You guys, quit instigating each other.

LOLZ!!11!!1 ZOMG!11!111!1oneoneonetwo Godzy and Cruc are an item!!11!!!!!111And Burkion is teh butler??/!1!1:darklord:

[Cole Deschain]

...

*Pulls pin on grenade*

[Orga777]

...

*Pulls pin on grenade*

Poor Cole can't take it.:laugh: :p

[Neo-Crucifer]

Thank you, Cole, for just putting this damn "storyline" out of its misery.






Back to the purpose of this thread...




Morgoth: You brainless, spineless communist mongoloids had better get back to actual PARODIZING before I whip out the Hammer o' the Underworld and bust your empty skulls across the fine carpeting! So says the Lord!

[godzy]

BLASPEMY! Chuck Norris is god!!

[Neo-Crucifer]

You damn kids better stop blaspheming, because Morgoth knows where you live.



He'll KEEEEEEEEL you.



Really.

[Cole Deschain]

BLASPEMY! Chuck Norris is god!!

No. That would by Tony Ja.

At any rate.

A bit of self-parody because it's about damn time-

Cole: I AM PERFECTLY CALM!!!!
Anybody Else: Uh... calmate?
Cole: NEVER! I WILL FEAST UPON THE HEARTS OF YOUR UNBORN, NONBELIEVER!
Anybody Else: Ooookay, gonna take a a stroll....
Cole: FLEE! FLEE BEFORE MY IMPERIAL WRATH AND FURY!

[Orga777]

Chat Fighter:

Shadow_Seer: LOLZ! I am teh uber!!11!!1

LordCruc: NO, I am deh UBER!11!!11

UltiOrc: LIARZ!11! Emerld Sword will PWN you N00bs!!11!!1

Uhluthc: NOOBZZZ!11!1111!!!

Burkion: I am unkillebael even from nothing!!!!111!!11!11

Co.Mustar: LOLZ, Kaazak leik keel these foolzzz. Rubber Duck!!111!!

Seeron: PLAINSWALKER!111!11!!1!

Ripper Roo: EHAHeahehHEHHEahehaHehahwea!1!1!11!!!

[Neo-Crucifer]

you missed one, Orga:



Orga777: LOLOLOLO IM GONA BLOW MYSELF UP ROFLMAO!!!!111 *explodes*

[EternalMothra]

EternalMothra: *After reading the few recent posts in this topic* Kapow! *a gun shot goes off*

[Orga777]

Daikaiju Desumacchi V: The Fates

Announcer: And welcome you assorted irradiated freaks, flying abominations, space deformations, trashy mechs, and yummy seafood to this year Daikaiju Desumacchi!

Showa Ebirah: Did he say seafood?
Gezora: I think so..... That can't be good.
*GMK Baragon sprinkling salt on Gezora's head*
Gezora: WTF?!
GMK Baragon: Oh sorry...

Monster X: I Know he didn't call me a deformation! RIP AND TEAR!!!
Showa Godzilla: Lay off the steriods, you are starting to go into roid rage.
Monster X: SILENCE PEONIC FOOL!!! RWAARR!!!
*Monster X goes into a rage and blows up Ookondoru who was flying above*

Announcer: Great, now I have to get someone new. YOU! BE GOOD OR I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU!

Announcer Ahem... Anyway, I choose... Oodako, you are the new contestant.

Legion: Great, more seafood to cook....
Oodako: Shut up you stupid bug!
Legion: I will fry you!
*Legion shoots beam but misses badly*
Oodako: You can't shoot a barn if you were in it! Loser!
Legion: F*** YOU!

Announcer: SILENCE!!! Anyway.... Now we will choose the first round match ups...

GINO '98: Why bother, I am going to win this thing hands down!
GXM Godzilla: I KNOW you didn't just say that welp.
GINO '98: Didn't you know, I am better for being CG! You rubber suited stooge! HAHAHA!
GXM Godzilla: Why you stupid tuna breathed iguana! I will blow your head off!!!

Announcer: STOP IT! God, you monsters are as stupid as human beings! God...

Showa Rodan: Speak for yourself bub!

ROM Mothra: Can't we all just get along?
Barugon: So says Ms. Rainbow herself.... Go fly into a bug zapper you wuss!
Lord Howe Monster: This comming from the kaiju that shoots Rainbows? Go prance in a feild of flowers you pansey, you have no place here.
Barugon: Do you want to become deep fried lobster?
Lord Howe Monster: Bring it wimp!

Announcer: KNOCK IT OFF DAMN IT!!!
*All 128 kaiju start arguing*
Megalon: Duhh.....

Showa Ghidorah: You think you can stop me you cheap imitation?
Heisei Ghidorah: Bring it you weak fairy!

Red Ronin: I am built by Iron Man
Megaguirus: I will also fry your circuts welp!
Red Ronin: I AM IRON MAN!!!!

GFW Kamacuras: Alright dunce bring it!
Showa Gamera: Fire beats speed damn it!
GFW Kamacuras: You couldn't even hurt Gezora with that lame attack.
Showa Gamera: Atleast I wasn't impaled by a tower!
GFW Mamacuras: I will rip out your guts and feed them to you!

Dragma: Nothing can break my skin! NOTHING!!!
Destroyah: Right, and I am the king of England...
Dragma: Do not doubt me crustation! I will destroy you!

Space Godzilla: Guys, guys... I am the champion here, so we all know I will win again.
GFW Gigan: You cheated me last year you punk! Paying off te Rambling to gun for ME you cheating *******!
Space Godzilla: Excuses, excuses.... Your just too weak.
GFW Gigan: I will saw you in half and put the rest of you in a meat blender!
Space Godzilla: I would like to see you try!

*Fighting continues making the announcer go insane*

Announcer: SSSSSTTTTTOOOOOPPPPPP IT YOU DUMB ASSES!!!!!
*Lighting crashes, babies cry, time stops*

Announcer: NOW, get to where you dip shits are going to be fighting before I kill you all right now!
*The kaiju run off in diffrent directions*
Announcer: God, I need a new job.....
*Takes two asprin*

End?

Not too good, but it is pretty funny.:laugh:

[EternalMothra]

LOLZ!!11!!1 ZOMG!11!111!1oneoneonetwo Godzy and Cruc are an item!!11!!!!!111And Burkion is teh butler??/!1!1:darklord:

:laugh: What the hell?

[Raptor]

HA HA! :laugh: If you haven't already done so, check out the REAL THING. Yes, that is where the inspiration came from.

[EternalMothra]

Daikaiju Desumacchi IV: The Fates

Announcer: And welcome you assorted irradiated freaks, flying abominations, space deformations, trashy mechs, and yummy seafood to this year Daikaiju Desumacchi!

Showa Ebirah: Did he say seafood?
Gezora: I think so..... That can't be good.
*GMK Baragon sprinkling salt on Gezora's head*
Gezora: WTF?!
GMK Baragon: Oh sorry...

Monster X: I Know he didn't call me a deformation! RIP AND TEAR!!!
Showa Godzilla: Lay off the steriods, you are starting to go into roid rage.
Monster X: SILENCE PEONIC FOOL!!! RWAARR!!!
*Monster X goes into a rage and blows up Ookondoru who was flying above*

Announcer: Great, now I have to get someone new. YOU! BE GOOD OR I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU!

Announcer Ahem... Anyway, I choose... Oodako, you are the new contestant.

Legion: Great, more seafood to cook....
Oodako: Shut up you stupid bug!
Legion: I will fry you!
*Legion shoots beam but misses badly*
Oodako: You can't shoot a barn if you were in it! Loser!
Legion: F*** YOU!

Announcer: SILENCE!!! Anyway.... Now we will choose the first round match ups...

GINO '98: Why bother, I am going to win this thing hands down!
GXM Godzilla: I KNOW you didn't just say that welp.
GINO '98: Didn't you know, I am better for being CG! You rubber suited stooge! HAHAHA!
GXM Godzilla: Why you stupid tuna breathed iguana! I will blow your head off!!!

Announcer: STOP IT! God, you monsters are as stupid as human beings! God...

Showa Rodan: Speak for yourself bub!

ROM Mothra: Can't we all just get along?
Barugon: So says Ms. Rainbow herself.... Go fly into a bug zapper you wuss!
Lord Howe Monster: This comming from the kaiju that shoots Rainbows? Go prance in a feild of flowers you pansey, you have no place here.
Barugon: Do you want to become deep fried lobster?
Lord Howe Monster: Bring it wimp!

Announcer: KNOCK IT OFF DAMN IT!!!
*All 128 kaiju start arguing*
Megalon: Duhh.....

Showa Ghidorah: You think you can stop me you cheap imitation?
Heisei Ghidorah: Bring it you weak fairy!

Red Ronin: I am built by Iron Man
Megaguirus: I will also fry your circuts welp!
Red Ronin: I AM IRON MAN!!!!

GFW Kamacuras: Alright dunce bring it!
Showa Gamera: Fire beats speed damn it!
GFW Kamacuras: You couldn't even hurt Gezora with that lame attack.
Showa Gamera: Atleast I wasn't impaled by a tower!
GFW Mamacuras: I will rip out your guts and feed them to you!

Dragma: Nothing can break my skin! NOTHING!!!
Destroyah: Right, and I am the king of England...
Dragma: Do not doubt me crustation! I will destroy you!

Space Godzilla: Guys, guys... I am the champion here, so we all know I will win again.
GFW Gigan: You cheated me last year you punk! Paying off te Rambling to gun for ME you cheating *******!
Space Godzilla: Excuses, excuses.... Your just too weak.
GFW Gigan: I will saw you in half and put the rest of you in a meat blender!
Space Godzilla: I would like to see you try!

*Fighting continues making the announcer go insane*

Announcer: SSSSSTTTTTOOOOOPPPPPP IT YOU DUMB ASSES!!!!!
*Lighting crashes, babies cry, time stops*

Announcer: NOW, get to where you dip shits are going to be fighting before I kill you all right now!
*The kaiju run off in diffrent directions*
Announcer: God, I need a new job.....
*Takes two asprin*

End?

Not too good, but it is pretty funny.:laugh:

LMFAO!:laugh: That made my day!:laugh:

[Cyndi]

Gorjirus: RED RONIN SUCKS!

Dr. Strangelove: I love everybody and send you all happy pink and yellow bunnies.

Orga777: Seer is so much cooler than me.
Seer235: No no, Orga is WAY cooler than ME!

EternalMothra: OMG THE CHAT IS WORKING FOR ME!

[Orga777]

Cyndi: Heisei Goji is an ugly fat mess in need of liposuction and Kiryu is a walking air plane toilet. Heisei MG is soooo much cooler!

:darklord:

[Cyndi]

^ LMFAO!

Burkion: I'm so ordinary and my Lightning Warrior sucks!

Cruc: FLOWERS FOR EVERYBODY OMG!!!!

[EternalMothra]

Gorjirus: RED RONIN SUCKS!

Dr. Strangelove: I love everybody and send you all happy pink and yellow bunnies.

Orga777: Seer is so much cooler than me.
Seer235: No no, Orga is WAY cooler than ME!

EternalMothra: OMG THE CHAT IS WORKING FOR ME!

OMG! That is hilarious!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Gorjirus: RED RONIN SUCKS!

Dr. Strangelove: I love everybody and send you all happy pink and yellow bunnies.

Orga777: Seer is so much cooler than me.
Seer235: No no, Orga is WAY cooler than ME!

EternalMothra: OMG THE CHAT IS WORKING FOR ME!
Bunnies...Peeps? Please? I like Peeps..

[Cyndi]

I hate Peeps, they taste like pure sugar to me. You can have them all *sends millions of boxes of them* :)

[godzy]

Godzy: "don't worry, be happy, everythings, gonna be all right......:music: :D "

GoodDoctor: shut up, you spineless fool. You have no life and you suck at singing. Go off and get your self killed, so that I may drink your blood!!!:devil:

[Dr. Strangelove]

Godzy: "don't worry, be happy, everythings, gonna be all right......:music: :D "

GoodDoctor: shut up, you spineless fool. You have no life and you suck at singing. Go off and get your self killed, so that I may drink your blood!!!:devil:
*coughs* Wunderbar personifaction of myself...except I don't drink blood. Too coppery.

[Cyndi]

Godzy: *DOESN'T burrow into a hole and instead climbs a tree*

:p

[Orga777]

I hate Peeps, they taste like pure sugar to me. You can have them all *sends millions of boxes of them* :)

SUGGGGAAARRR!1!!1 WHERE?/??!111:p

[godzy]

Godzy: *DOESN'T burrow into a hole and instead climbs a tree*

:p

NEVA!!!!!:laugh:

Godzy chat room rules:

Godzy must enter the room by saying "yo"

Godzy must burrow into a hole

Godzy must make a fool of himself at least twice

Godzy must be tricked by one of the other members at least once a week.

Godzy must by sat on, squished, fried, burned up, skwered, decapitated, turned into butter aka destroyed in every single chat fight.:laugh:

[Burkion]

Sometimes several times at once.


Burkion: ...honestly, I can't think of anything I *HAVEN'T* said.