The Royal Church of Spacegodzilla

Everything on this forum is dead... I feel like I'm walking around in West Clock Town with BEN following me...

I've added two more pictures of the mighty space saurian.

Respect the mighty space saurian or else!

Inclusion voting is underway for DD - X - 2 and GMK12, Mecha-Rodan, MirrenDono, Seer235, Spacedragon, Tkemert20, Tomzilla, yargh and Zigra haven't voted yet!?

GO FOR A TRIPLE CROWN!!!

Added Two Amazing Pics Of The Space Behemoth

Oh, by the way.

We won.

Added two pics of the Spacey One.

Spacegodzilla is awesome!!! DEATH TO THE NON BELIEVERS!

BTW, Holy Alliance of Megalon And Spacegodzilla= epic win.....Just suggesting...

I've always had the best avy of Spacegodzilla

I say unto thee fellow SpaceGodzilla worshippers, He is the beginning, and the end! Thou art aware of His past triumphs, but art thou aware of His creation? Come one and all, for it is time I preach from the Holy Gospel of SpaceGodzilla!


Genesis 1

Cosmic Saurian Supreme


In the beginning SpaceGodzilla created the heavens, the earth, and Toho Studios.

Now the earth was filled with plot holes, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Cosmic Saurian was hovering over the waters. Toho Studios was spreading the dark; Toho Studios was the dark.

And SpaceGodzilla said, "Let there be crystals," and there were crystals.

SpaceGodzilla saw that the crystals were shiny, which is good, and He dispersed them through out the cosmos. SpaceGodzilla called the crystals "crystal," and the darkness he called "space." He left Toho Studios alone, knowing it would someday create Him in rubber suit form. And there was Showa, and there was Heisei—the first day.

And SpaceGodzilla said, "Let there be a big *** mutated dinosaur whose cells will drift into space, inspiring my divinity." So SpaceGodzilla harassed Toho Studios into making a fake looking dinosaur. And it was so.

SpaceGodzilla called the fake looking dinosaur Godzilla—the second day.

And SpaceGodzilla said, "Let Godzilla wreak havoc on film sets, crushing cardboard buildings, and toy cars!" And it was so. SpaceGodzilla wanted it filmed in black and white. And SpaceGodzilla saw that it was good.

Then SpaceGodzilla said, "Let the fake looking dinosaur fight other fake looking things, I'm bored." And it was so.

The fake looking creatures clashed in ridiculous, yet adorable battles. Later they clashed in color print.

And there was Toho Studios milking it for all it was worth—the third day.

And SpaceGodzilla said, "Let there be other fake looking things from other companies, and let their fanboys dream of them fighting in fantasy fights that'll never come to pass." And it was so.

SpaceGodzilla made a retarded looking turtle capable of flying. SpaceGodzilla ordered Toho Studios, and Daiei Studiosto keep dishing out these cheap films, they're hilarious. And there Godzilla, Gamera, Mothra, and Ultraman—the fourth day.

And SpaceGodzilla said, "Jesus, we need better looking effects." So SpaceGodzilla went to America, looking for better filmmakers. SpaceGodzilla blessed Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, "Don't be retarded! Make my fake looking dinosaur into a real looking one." And SpaceGodzilla skipped most of the Heisei series—the fifth day.

SpaceGodzilla saw their abomination. And SpaceGodzilla said, "Dumb and Dumber, you've turned this fake looking dinosaur into a retarded looking iguana. You shall die." And it was so. SpaceGodzilla erased those maggots from the timeline, inspiring poor time travel plots. And SpaceGodzilla saw it was good.

Then SpaceGodzilla said, "Let us make this fake looking dinosaur into my image, and let it be king over all the other fake looking monsters that move along the ground."

So SpaceGodzilla created Godzilla in his own image, even though in the image of Godzilla did SpaceGodzilla manifest; SpaceGodzilla ignores this biblical plot hole. And it was good.

SpaceGodzilla blessed Godzilla and his brethren, and said to them, "Someday you will inspire a very cool forum on the internet, which I will create. It will be called Rodan's Roost and then later, Kaijuphile." And it was so.

Then SpaceGodzilla said, "And on these forums, your followers will pit you against one another in a series of tournaments. I will win at least one because I am great. I would've won twice but I lost to a bloated turd. It will forever have a stained reputation." And it was so.

SpaceGodzilla saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And he called these tournaments DAIKAIJU DESUMACCHI—the sixth day.

Getting ready for the next DD, eh?