Victory Speech

Super Angillas · #1 July 5th, 2004, 03:47 PM

Once the final winner becomes known, I shall write for them a victory speech. I have ideas for both the finalists, and I think that you'll find wichever one I wind up using to be humorous. Still I wish I could have used my idea for Irys. Well theirs always next year.

Super Angillas · #2 July 5th, 2004, 09:21 PM

Well Hedorah won, Thus proving the existence of Saten...

Open on a podium with Hedorah standing on it. Moll, Lora, and Belvera are sitting at the announcers table.

Moll- Well somehow Hedorah has maneged to *gasp* win the dessmachu *choke*
Lora- Maybe we should*cough* move upwind.
Belvera- For once I agree with you. *hack* The smell is overpowering.

After Moving the announcers table...

Moll- now in just a moment we'll let the champion make his speech.
Lora- But first theirs something w need to ask you Belvera.
Belvera- Oh now what? This better not be about that lipstick I borrowed.
Moll- Um no.... We would just like to request that you don't try to use Hedorah to destroy mankind.
Belvera- Why would I do that? He'd compleatly destroy the enverment!
Lora- So would Desghidorah and Degarlah.
Belvera- Dammit! Why didn't anyone tell me that sooner?
Lora- We thaought you knew.
Moll- Hey look! It's all the other monsters that competed in the dessmachu. I wonder if their here to congratulate Hedorah?

Barugon freezes Hedorah solid. Then all the tooth and claw fighters bash Hedorah until all that is left is a pile of dust. Then all the Kaiju with beams shoot the dust until nothing is left. THEN Majin opens a pit to hell and baneshes Hedorahs soul, to the deepest darkest corner of hell. Whose inhabetents complain about the smell.

Belvera- Ohh... I hope they already shot his scenes for Final Wars.
Lora- Legion in particular seems to be mad. She keeps yelling about she was robbed.
Moll- Cheer up Legion. Theres always next year.

Legion turns towards the fairies and begins charging her beam. Moll and Lora quickly sing the Mothra song, and fly away on Mothra.

Belvera- Hey! Don't leave me here!

Belvera kicks Gero Gero and flies away just in time to aviod being vaporized.

Postscript- Remember only you can prevent smell. Don't vote Hedorah.

Neo-Crucifer · #3 July 5th, 2004, 09:55 PM

Talk about a sore loser.

PyrasTerran · #4 July 5th, 2004, 10:13 PM

It's not necesarily that, I would have picked many other kaiju I don't like over Hedorah, to me he has little to no appeal.

Angiru-San · #5 July 5th, 2004, 10:28 PM

What do yah know

Hedorah pulled this out of his ***

AND lookes like something you'd pull out of your ***!

haha I dont see how he could pull this off...but oh well...

Congrads Hedorah.....

spydrmanjr · #6 July 5th, 2004, 11:04 PM

Luck of the dice roll is what got him into the finals and the crown. But he should've been the winner in this match despite supporting arguements I've read in SG's favor.

MechaSpaceGhidorah · #7 July 5th, 2004, 11:16 PM

So DDIII's winner is a piece of crap. Oh boy. I hope we get to vote on who makes it next year so I can BB Hedorah.

PyrasTerran · #8 July 5th, 2004, 11:18 PM

People will likely BB him so that another kaiju gets the chance to be champ, not just that they don't like him.

MechaSpaceGhidorah · #9 July 5th, 2004, 11:21 PM

Thats what I plan to do. Then maybe the kaiju who got cheaply beat this year will get a fairer chance.

Husnock · #10 July 5th, 2004, 11:46 PM

Really the only Kaiju he faced that was "cheated" was Legion, being one of the few Kaiju that's all but perfectly designed to take him out. SG he had somewhat of a chance against (and he took that chance, as results show), and the others he soundly deserved a victory over.

Regardless, I bet Tom's screaming bloody murder somewhere...

Tomzilla · #11 July 6th, 2004, 12:22 AM

Alas, it's over. We finally have a victor who originates from the Showa Era. None the less, I am disappointed that Space Godzilla lost but oh well. Our Lord and Master fought valiently.

Aragorn_Strider22 · #12 July 6th, 2004, 01:19 AM

Alas if only Barugon would have had Hedorah's luck!

Shin lvl2 Goji · #13 July 6th, 2004, 01:45 AM

I was cheering on both Hedorah and Spacegodzilla throughout the tournament and they both made it through to the finals.I didn't think Hedorah could do it but with the Desumacchi you never know.Here's what could have been part of my sig:

but Hedorah wears the crown congrats to our first Showa champion.

Melkor · #14 July 6th, 2004, 06:01 AM

Aww, I was rooting for Space Godzilla to win!

But still, Hedorah did fight valiantly to get to this place, and doubtless so did Space Godzilla. So, congratulations Hedorah, for becoming the first Showa champion of the DD ever. Heh, the Green activists will have a field day with this...

Peace,

Melkor

Super Angillas · #15 July 6th, 2004, 09:14 AM

Truefully, Legion is the only one who really got screwed in their fight with Hedorah. The Legion Flower, normally the best effect for Legion got turned against her. Besides Hedorah will devalue the champions throne. I mean who wants to sit where Hedorah has?

anguirus55 · #16 July 6th, 2004, 09:42 AM

Angilas said it best. LOL

Good job, Hedorah! Lord knows everyone will BB you next time...

mechagodzilla3 · #17 July 7th, 2004, 07:38 PM

I wanted Spacegodzilla to win. Who would want a piece of crap winning the DD?!

Spiral Fire · #18 July 7th, 2004, 07:46 PM

Well, at least we all know that Hedorah will get the stuffing beaten out of him. Just like it always should have been...

kent · #19 July 7th, 2004, 10:32 PM

Sore losers. That describes those of you who say Hedorah didn't deserve it. So what if some of his opponents got screwed. That's part of DD. The kaiju that gets the most votes isn't a shoe-in to win the match. Get over it. Hedorah won and he deserved it!
I take my hat off to you Hedorah! You deserved it!

SuperXAsh · #20 July 12th, 2004, 03:37 AM

Hedorah celebrates it's victory by taking a few hits off the smoke stack bongs!!! Hurray for Hedorah!!! Hurray for Showa Movies!!!

: *Forgets that it even won the Desumacchi.* @@ *TOTALLY WASTED*