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January 1st, 2007, 10:49 PM
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Re: Saddam Hussein is gone.
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Originally Posted by Morgoth
Inconsequential to this vermin. Remember, if you die and take a bunch of infidels with you, Allah sets you up in some sleezy speak-easy. Pretty neat trick they used in the Middle Ages to get that kind of fanatacism - they'd drug a new convert and while he was out cold they'd hustle him off to a walled garden with beautiful women, rich wines, etc. At some point, the women would drug the dope again, he'd be hustled back to the first place and when he woke up, the guy who arranged the whole thing would claim the moron had had a vision of heaven. After that, death didn't hold to much fear for these guys. Of course, the modern variety of nutjob doesn't even need that much evidence to go off on a blood-crazed jihad.
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Eh..I'll give them this- Their version of heaven rocks. I mean...screw streets of gold and rivers of milk and honey. Atleast Islam knows what people really want..
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January 2nd, 2007, 03:54 AM
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Re: Saddam Hussein is gone.
Bah, I'd go for Valhalla before their ideas of the afterlife.
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January 2nd, 2007, 03:57 AM
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Re: Saddam Hussein is gone.
I'm with Clint on Vallahlla.
EIther that, or my own personal heaven.
...either way, I win.
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January 2nd, 2007, 04:05 AM
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Re: Saddam Hussein is gone.
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Bah, I'd go for Valhalla before their ideas of the afterlife.
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HELL yes.
Fighting, feasting, and Valkyries.
EVERY DAY.
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January 2nd, 2007, 05:36 PM
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Re: Saddam Hussein is gone.
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Fighting, feasting, and Valkyries.
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Except I don't think you get to do anything with the Valkyries.  That, and I only get pleasure from fighting when I'm beating the snot out of somebody who is completely worthless, and those who are worthy to make it to Valhalla can't be considered worthless.
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Last edited by Zigra; January 2nd, 2007 at 06:09 PM.
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January 3rd, 2007, 04:43 PM
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Re: Saddam Hussein is gone.
Anyone catch the video of Saddam's death circulating the internet? I watched it at Google Video. The cameraman who filmed it couldn't film his way out of an outhouse (2 minutes of the 3 minute video is spent looking at the floor, pretty much). But the moment when they drop him...much more satisfying than watching the Ball drop at Times Square....
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